Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

What does a constantly itchy bum mean?

Means you need to scratch yer orse a lot.

Or worms...

Its been itchy the whole day. I have had my weekly shower as well

It means you're about to go on a long journey.

Oh great, just what i need, another long journey

Well it's either you're about to go on a long journey, or your @rse is about to go on a long journey. It depends what part of your body you used to open the fortune cookie.

I think that viking lady would be happy if it was just my arse that went on a long journey, as long as it takes the gas with it

It could propel itself!

Cracking idea lucky

Itchy feet = sign of drought

Itchy balls = sign of crabs.

Itchy nose = sign of heat

Itchy relatives = flea-for-all.

Itchy Cat = more fleas

I typed Cat not Cat!

Cat as in Mrs Slocombe's Cat?

Thievery same. My bro in laws dinghy is named 'itchy Cat' and I'm
Frustrated that I can not convey that to you.

Itchy palms, sign of money?

Hairy palms, sign of self-congratulation.

Thats why i go through so many razors

Hairy palms = fond of your own charms.

Never trust a man who doesnt shake hands with the unemployed

eirebilly wrote:Never trust a man who doesnt shake hands with the unemployed

And never trust one who does. Never trust a man period.

..or untrusting people in general.

I have a confession to make. I slap Gleeks.

Never trust a man who doesnt stick his head under the blankets to smell his own fart.

I'd just Googled 'Dutch ovens'!

I bet you do it lucky, Dutch ovens are great

It's like a trip down memory lane.

Back in the good old days when your farts smelt nice lucky?

No, more like 'oh, I'd forgotten about those fried eggs.'

Feck......

Billy... your fb page is a Work Of Art.

You must be the world authority on the subject. Took me a while... but I soon realised there was a pattern emerging! Brilliant collection you have there.

It was like Flip a bucket of water.

it didn't touch the sides

She had a Cat like a yawning camel.

A wizard's sleeve...

Linebreaker wrote:Billy... your fb page is a Work Of Art.

You must be the world authority on the subject. Took me a while... but I soon realised there was a pattern emerging! Brilliant collection you have there.

Shoite, i forgot that you could see my fb page. Its something else isnt it

~It most surely is Olly~

Laurel and Hardy quote, Billser.

Feic, i aint that old

~that'll learn ya!~

Said in a Sydney 'westy' accent?

Ignorance will get you nowhere. It's not like in Sans Souci

Sans Souci was cool

My Lions team

1.Healy
2.Best
3.Adam Jones
4.Gray
5.O,Connell
6.Ferris
7.Warburton
8.Faletau
9.Phillips
10.Sexton
11.North
12.Roberts
13.Tuilagi
14.Bowe
15.Kearney

Just to throw it out there

Tuilagi. That's the most random thing Ive seen since this thread opened.

Good team.

Thanks for saying its a good team but Tuilagi is just slick. Davies can't put in samoan style hits that Manu can and well someone needs to put McCabe or Ashley Cooper on thier backside and while I think Davies is a good player, he cant effect a game like Manu can. Although if Manu had a bad game i would throw Davies in in the next game. And as much as I think Drico is Christ incarnete, I dont think he should go unless he plays out of his skin in the six nations and Heineken cup that year. And theres no Scottish player good enough.

Doc,
I dont think you've quite got the jist of this thread yet man.

Its a good post. And I agree with most of it...

But this thread is for practicing online lunatics.

I love being smothered in cold baked-beans and have wild dogs lick me clean.

Yeah, you're right about Drico. I dont think he should go, even if he badly wants to. His Lions career is over.