Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by asdral225 Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:22 pm

Use it as a space suit

Six inch nail

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:51 am

Hang a Submarine from

Jeep

by dyrewolfe Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:24 pm

Fly across the Channel in

Pencil Sharpener

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:43 pm

Sharpen a Marlins bill

Custard Cream

by Glas a du Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:44 pm

Satiate the sexual appetitie of Katy Pryce

the Parthenon

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:54 pm

Stage a rugby match in .

Polo Mint

by Glas a du Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:46 pm

Unblock drains

Cornflour

by asdral225 Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:42 pm

Win the grand national

A wooden leg

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:46 am

Score a century at Lords

Haddock

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:08 am

Fly to Rome on

Pin Cushion

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:20 am

Put out the Great Fire of London (and don't say "you could have if you got it early enough because then it wouldn't have been the 'Great' fire raspberry

)

Ozzy Ardiles.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:38 am

Out-dribble in his prime... steam

Sleeveless Shirts

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:48 am

Warm your wrists

Watch

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:57 am

Stuff up your nostril

Remote Control

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:59 am

Control the Weather

Ant farm

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:12 pm

Leave unattended near an ant's nest

Piccolo

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:15 pm

Take down a Lion with

Anchor

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:35 pm

Clean your ears with

Box of Detergent

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:38 pm

Eat

Hot Dog

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:44 pm

Throw to a butterfly

Mailbox

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:34 pm

sleep in

Tooth pick

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:39 pm

Chose winning lottery numbers

Bladder

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:40 pm

Hold it in after 20 pints

Joystick

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:42 pm

Claim number 10

Beeswax

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:25 pm

Hang photos

Rolo

by asdral225 Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:19 pm

Repair a shoe

Tea Towel

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:23 pm

Lay bricks

Catheter

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:21 pm

Keep your pet bison in (happily... they require room to roam)

Broken Glass

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:47 pm

Sculpt the finest alabaster

Plaster of Paris.

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:01 pm

build a prison cell

Umberella

by Glas a du Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:04 pm

Cure haemorrhoids

Bacon

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:05 pm

resist it on a sunday morning

Lemon

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:20 pm

Squeeze it's drops in your salt-covered eyes

Tuba

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:23 pm

Mix a decent Cocktail in

Coin

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:35 pm

Pick out from a drain using a harpoon

Traffic Light

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:36 pm

Marry

Broken Laptop Sad

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:49 pm

Recycle Online

Kicking Tee

by Glas a du Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:35 am

Use as a suppository

Bullets

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:18 am

Catch between your teeth whilst signing the national anthem

A Lost Sock

by Glas a du Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:19 am

Fill a swimming pool

Oak tree

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:21 am

Sneak into a dormitory late at night without getting spotted

Wheelbarrow

by Glas a du Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:33 am

Cross the Namib desert

Frog

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:36 am

Sit next to on a water lily and discuss the state of the EU

Ref's Whistle

by Glas a du Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:40 am

Do a good job at reffing a rugby game

Slipper

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:43 am

Stop a rampaging elephant with

Maths tables

by asdral225 Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:30 pm

Sharpen a pencil

A dogs dinner

by Glas a du Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:38 pm

Feed a shrew

Brass monkey

by asdral225 Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:04 pm

Clean windows

A Compass

by Glas a du Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:52 pm

Pick your nose

The new forset

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:18 pm

that's near Southampton isn't it?

Hide the Chinese Red Army in

Bolt Cutters

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