Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by Glas a du Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:37 am

Perform keyhole surgery

Waxing strip

(yes it is, Hampshire)

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:29 pm

Change a baby with

Golf club

by Glas a du Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:45 pm

Clean your car

A bull

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:46 pm

Milk it

A Toad

by Glas a du Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:50 pm

Wipe your bum.

Jolly Roger.

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:52 pm

Fly one in a childs garden

Rowing Boat

by Glas a du Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:56 pm

Drive to London.

Toucan

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:57 pm

Get it to buy you a Guinness

Kebab

by Glas a du Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:06 pm

Insulate the loft

Flange joints.

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:29 pm

use as wings

Robin Reliant

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:49 am

Drive on top of power lines

Brick Vent

by Glas a du Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:59 am

Build a dam

The garden of Eden

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:15 am

Forget to water

Spotted Trout

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:16 pm

get it to eat a shark

Kettle

by Glas a du Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:46 pm

feed tuna

Diplodocus.

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:50 pm

Win the Grand National on

Letter

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:53 pm

Read its contents to a newt

Frameless Glasses

by Glas a du Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:03 pm

Impersonate Olive off "On the buses"

Winkle pump.

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:49 pm

make sausages with

Poet

by Glas a du Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:19 pm

anything useful whatsoever

branch

by dyrewolfe Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:01 pm

Collect rainwater

Test Tube

by Glas a du Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:45 pm

create sperm

white stripe

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:03 pm

look cool in while swinging from a chandelier

Cornflake

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:16 am

Auction off to Egyptians

Ball Bearings

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:27 am

get to work on them

16226 posts

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:30 am

Remember them all

A old Casio Calculator

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:31 am

count up Linebreaker's posts

digital watch

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:35 am

time the amount of time he spends answering all these bloody posts!

Analogue Watch

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:00 am

play the reflex game on the stop watch function

crate

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:02 am

put all of Glas' law case notes in. (I assume you have a substantial law library)

Toothpick

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:44 am

replace a faulty tow bar on a Yut

Yut

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:45 am

make cupcakes with

Fish finger

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:48 am

catch a ball

caviar

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:51 am

ride on

Swan

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:54 am

Eat it

I know a joke about that

Paddy was in the dock for eating a Swan. His defence was that it had flown into electric wires and he didn't want to see it wasted. The magistrate chipped in and asked, as a matter of interest, what Swan tasted like.

"Erm, I suppose the closest thing taste wise is a Golden Eagle"

Golden Eagle.

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:56 am

Watch tv on

Snowboard

by Glas a du Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:57 am

flip burgers

burgers

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:58 am

Just eat 1

Gravy boat

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:31 am

Tip upside down on Christmas Day

Speed Humps

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:52 am

Iron on

Poker chip

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:24 am

Cash in... on Mars

Barmaid's Blouse

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:21 am

Not want to take it off

Coke Bottle

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:02 pm

Get a refund for (except in South Australia... what's that all about?)

Bottle Opener

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:45 am

eat soup with

XBOX 360

by asdral225 Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:18 pm

Iron a shirt

Ice cube

by Glas a du Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:53 pm

Fry eggs

Wing nuts

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:37 pm

make a stew with

Apple

by **Pal Joey** Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:36 pm

Bring into Australia

Road Bike

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:11 pm

fly

Photograph

by Glas a du Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:13 pm

flee

phonograph

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