Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:54 am

Use as a straw

Pin

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:14 pm

use as a lightning rod in a violent thunderstorm

maniacal driver

by Glas a du Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:39 pm

work for the Samaritans

whip

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:41 pm

Remove a flagellate's blood from (completely...there will always be microscopic traces)

Bulk Ore Carrier

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:24 pm

Use as a breakfast bowl

Whiskey Glass

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:03 am

pour whisky into (without the 'e')

the girl who holds up the round card at a boxing bout

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:38 pm

Get them on a weight watchers advert

Ink well

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:42 pm

Dip your elbow in

Pontoon

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:03 pm

play cricket in

Football

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:22 pm

balance on a playing card

Salad Bowl

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:32 pm

Celebrate a Welsh Grand Slam with

Rat

by Glas a du Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:56 pm

Scrummage against England

Court

by **Pal Joey** Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:50 am

Foot fault Wink

Judge

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:23 am

Bribe .........................hopefully Very Happy

Elephant

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:12 am

Lead up to a mouse (according to cartoon folklore?)

Bassoon

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:51 pm

Clean a dog with

Rifle

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:45 am

Fire mushy peas from it

Moustache

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:10 pm

use as a comb over

Swan

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:58 pm

Go near it's nest - got attacked by one... it even went for the car!

Travel Pass

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:56 am

Go to the moon

Toilet roll

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:53 am

Build a telescope big enough to see Uranus's moons

Persian Rug

by Glas a du Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:42 am

Fly

Smog

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:46 am

Lift in a jiffy

Texel Ram (with that glint in his eye)

by Glas a du Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:19 am

Make beef burgers

Shrimp

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:03 am

Get it to dust shelves

Spare Tyre

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:18 pm

Dunk in your tea

Candle

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:52 pm

Power a megacity

Advertising Hoarding

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:07 pm

Bake on

Seahorse

by Glas a du Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:15 pm

Make decent fish and chips

Beef dripping

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:57 am

Roller skate on

Drinking Buddy

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:45 pm

Have a sensible conversation with after 20 pints

Mirror

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:05 pm

See your true image

Lumber Jacket

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:09 pm

wear in the sahara

Ghost

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:08 am

walk through walls with discussing the latest iPad

Hamster Wheel

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:54 pm

use to train your baby in

Photo copier

by **Biltong** Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:57 pm

clone your rib eye steak.

Dishwasher

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:59 pm

Mixed a good cocktail in

Leotard

by **Biltong** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:00 pm

bang away

coffee mug

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:03 pm

Shower in

Egg Cup

by **Biltong** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:08 pm

bath in

Paperbag

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:10 pm

Boil water in

Onion

by **Biltong** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:11 pm

play cricket with.

potato

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:13 pm

use as a helmet

Balloon

by **Biltong** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:14 pm

Chew

tyre

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:16 pm

Fly to the moon on

Lampost

by **Biltong** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:33 pm

use as a bow

fuel tank

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:34 pm

store cornflakes in

Clock

by Glas a du Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:12 pm

Snowboard

Ironing board

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:22 pm

Play darts with

Fish hook

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:28 pm

Catch a Yeti with

Slippery Dip

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