Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:57 pm

Get a bloke to pick up

Cobblestone

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 4:31 pm

Use as a fork

Reindeer

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 4:32 am

Keep out of the woods

Interest Rates

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:41 pm

lower

Song

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:32 am

make sound better in a karaoke bar

Glass Ceiling

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:01 pm

blast through in an elevator

Pickle

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:03 pm

Eat a jar of them in one sitting

Cork floor tie

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:06 pm

walk over wearing spikes

Knife

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:23 pm

Swallow sideways

Piano keys

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:51 pm

play in tune

Teddy Bear

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:59 pm

Not cuddle

Golliwog Whistle

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:13 pm

like them without being called a racist

Busker

by eirebilly Fri 20 Apr 2012, 5:14 pm

Make beer out of

Tulip

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 6:01 pm

Give to the wife without raising suspicion

Goat Hurder

by eirebilly Fri 20 Apr 2012, 6:34 pm

Use as a tv

Lynx

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:12 pm

Mistake for a sheep Whistle

Whistle

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:18 am

Blow the pea out of

Toothbrush

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 3:11 pm

Use after the wife has cleaned the toilet with

TV

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 3:37 pm

Throw off a rooftop anymore

Jar of Mustard

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 4:32 pm

dip your wick in

Sherbert lemon

by eirebilly Sat 21 Apr 2012, 4:55 pm

Use it to get high

Snooker

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 4:58 pm

play when drunk

Blister

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 5:00 pm

Walk over hot coals on

Grease

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:24 pm

watch it without sining along

House

by eirebilly Sun 22 Apr 2012, 7:20 am

Skim it across a lake

Rugby ball

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:08 am

Stick it up your nostril

Cut grass

by eirebilly Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:55 pm

Sail on the ocean with it.

Hot Chips

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 4:22 pm

Not eat every last one

Snooker Table

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 5:19 pm

Get on one during the world championships

Gobstopper

by eirebilly Sun 22 Apr 2012, 5:39 pm

Help Liverpool win a match

Piano

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 5:42 pm

play on the run

Remote control

by eirebilly Sun 22 Apr 2012, 6:48 pm

Find it fast enough when the Gilmore Girls come on TV

Headlights

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:12 pm

Put on a dog

number 2

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:50 am

Leave one in mid air

Leaf blower

by eirebilly Mon 23 Apr 2012, 6:53 am

Vacuum the house

Laptop

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:25 pm

Surf on

Speedboat ramp

by eirebilly Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:47 pm

Use it to light your house

Bottle of cola

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:13 pm

Get Kenny to take a swig

Butter knife

by eirebilly Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:17 pm

Change a lightbulb with

Lunch box (tucker box for you breaker Wink

)

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:20 pm

your lunch break now?

Leave it on the school bus

Grease Proof Paper

by eirebilly Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:22 pm

Nope, just saw it in front of me Laugh

Use it as a car wheel

Packet of smokes

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:31 pm

Bribe an eel with

Skyscraper

by eirebilly Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:39 pm

Go to the moon in

Submarine

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:47 pm

Drive across the desert in

Online Newspaper

by eirebilly Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:55 pm

Use it to clean up cat poop

Calculator

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:47 am

use in an exam when i was young

Wasp

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:45 am

Befriend

Honeycomb

by eirebilly Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:33 am

Use it as a drill

Calendar

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:08 pm

tell the time with

Picture

by eirebilly Tue 24 Apr 2012, 4:43 pm

Teach it to drive a car

DVD player

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