Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:49 pm

play a cassette on

Elvis impersonator

by eirebilly Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:25 pm

Have the same talent

Motorbike

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:25 pm

take a family of twelve out on

Plug

by eirebilly Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:53 am

Use as a cricket bat

Clock

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:21 am

Explain it to a mosquito

Advertising Hoarding

by eirebilly Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:47 am

Drink it to get drunk

Window

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:29 pm

Walk over to the park with

Classic Film

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:45 pm

Ignore in a list

Golfball

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:54 pm

Hit 500 yards

Artichoke

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:55 pm

eat without baulking

Sharks Tooth

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:13 am

Cut a diamond

Slippers

by eirebilly Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:48 am

Use them as flippers when diving

Black Marker

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:29 am

Leave the top off it for too long

Televised Inquiry

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:28 am

get right

Storage locker

by **Pal Joey** Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:23 am

Keep your pet hippo in

Lunch Box

by eirebilly Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:39 am

Use it for street lighting

Packet of cigarettes

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:42 pm

smoke without being sick

Chewing gum

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:34 am

Use to plug an engine leak

Boiled Oats

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:45 pm

mix with JD

jar

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 01, 2012 2:39 pm

canoe across the Pacific on

A Pair of Chopsticks

by **Kenny** Tue May 01, 2012 4:07 pm

do heart surgery with

Dice

by eirebilly Wed May 02, 2012 9:05 am

Use as a tennis racket

Pencil

by **Kenny** Wed May 02, 2012 10:15 am

play snooker with

Abacus

by eirebilly Thu May 03, 2012 6:35 am

Use it as a mode of transport

Glass cup

by **Kenny** Thu May 03, 2012 2:42 pm

Carry golf clubs in

Stuffed toy

by eirebilly Fri May 04, 2012 6:39 am

Use it to measure the distance to the moon

Coffee

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 8:36 am

Sell it to a vacuum cleaner

Football boot

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 2:54 pm

catch it if SAF kicks one at you

Spade

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 3:28 pm

Get wax out of your ears with

Soup spoon

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 3:51 pm

Carry a puppie on

Book

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 3:52 pm

Read in a dark underwater cave

Roof tile

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 3:59 pm

catch as it falls

Teddy Bear

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 4:33 pm

Not love

Golliwog

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 5:13 pm

Say the name without getting strange looks

Hoover

by Josiah Maiestas Fri May 04, 2012 5:29 pm

turn over the page of a newspaper

Spade

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 11:18 pm

play snooker with

Cue Ball

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 05, 2012 9:56 am

ask a mosquito to swallow it

Railway Sleepers

by eirebilly Sat May 05, 2012 3:41 pm

Use them for tires

Salt Shaker

by **Kenny** Sun May 06, 2012 8:57 am

use as a trumpet

Coal fire

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 07, 2012 2:18 am

Store your ice cubes there

Fake Tan

by eirebilly Mon May 07, 2012 6:50 am

Look sexy with

Whiteboard marker

by **Kenny** Mon May 07, 2012 1:32 pm

write a permanent message

Cloak

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 08, 2012 1:08 pm

Wear it upside down and look good

Stopwatch

by eirebilly Tue May 08, 2012 1:19 pm

Brush your teeth with it

Hole puncher

by **Kenny** Tue May 08, 2012 2:42 pm

fill a hole in

Sun tan

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 08, 2012 11:28 pm

Impress an eskimo

Free Parking Voucher

by eirebilly Wed May 09, 2012 6:40 am

Put a saddle on it and ride it.

DVD

by **Kenny** Wed May 09, 2012 12:39 pm

Play in VCR machine

Laptop

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 09, 2012 11:07 pm

Open the front door with

Sledgehammer

by **Kenny** Wed May 09, 2012 11:58 pm

pick your teeth with

Stop watch

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