Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat 17 Dec - 11:08

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May - 7:47

Click under 0.01 seconds

TV Sitcom

by **Kenny** Thu 10 May - 12:26

work out if there will be an ending

Cricket Umpire

by **Pal Joey** Fri 11 May - 7:08

Ask him for a bottle top when your walking back to the mark.

Inside flick pass.

by **Kenny** Fri 11 May - 8:47

ask for a replay if its forward

Backpack

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 May - 1:11

leave unattended at a train station

Pair of Slippers

by **Kenny** Sat 12 May - 14:43

wear in space

Violin

by **Pal Joey** Sun 13 May - 10:02

there's a Japanese kid downstairs playing the suzuki method I think... I hear it waiting for the lift. Have to chuckle... Wink

Swallow it backwards

Scoreboard

by **Kenny** Sun 13 May - 16:20

get right if you work for the bbc

Pinball machine

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 May - 8:37

Keep going forever when it's multi-ball.

Cricket Bat

by liverbnz Mon 14 May - 8:52

Slice a pizza.

Football boots.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 May - 8:54

Tie them up wearing boxing gloves.

Ming Dynasty Vase

by **Kenny** Mon 14 May - 11:44

Juggle with

Video tape

by eirebilly Wed 16 May - 11:50

Eat it

Lunch box

by **Kenny** Wed 16 May - 16:33

hide it if your Linford Christie

Rock

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May - 3:36

Arm wrestle

Door Handle

by **Kenny** Thu 17 May - 14:21

Grab if greased

Button

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May - 1:26

Sew it into a glass of water

Thread

by eirebilly Fri 18 May - 9:40

Use to transport electricity

Salt Shaker

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May - 11:36

Shake peas out of

Cutting Board

by **Kenny** Fri 18 May - 17:51

use as a magic carpet

Hotel

by Glas a du Fri 18 May - 18:40

Manage Liverpool

Kenny Dalgleish.

by **Kenny** Fri 18 May - 23:02

Stop loving Very Happy

Jam Doughnut

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 May - 10:12

Run your car on

Head Gear

by **Kenny** Sat 19 May - 11:55

wear in the pool

Rubber ring

by **Pal Joey** Sun 20 May - 1:21

Use as topping on your ice cream

Jar of Honey

by **Kenny** Sun 20 May - 19:22

use as glue

Newspaper

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 May - 0:37

Stop a runaway train

Flagpole

by eirebilly Mon 21 May - 10:00

Use it as a floatation device

Mobile phone

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 May - 12:04

Dig a tunnel properly with

Oil Platform

by Zander Mon 21 May - 18:49

Be Renewable

A Rugby Ball

by eirebilly Tue 22 May - 6:51

Use it for a looking glass

Coffee cup

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 May - 12:29

Store bricks in it

Torch

by Zander Wed 23 May - 15:46

Eat Lunch

Table

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 May - 9:50

Balance on your tongue

Frypan

by Zander Fri 25 May - 16:28

Use it as a fork

Toaster

by **Pal Joey** Sat 26 May - 3:44

Propose marriage to

Golf course green

by Zander Sat 26 May - 9:04

Play Squash on it

Bathroom

by **Pal Joey** Sun 27 May - 12:50

Land the Space Shuttle in

Spot Light

by Zander Sun 27 May - 13:26

Use it to find something invisible

Car

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 May - 2:43

Park it in a cereal box

Belt Buckle

by eirebilly Mon 28 May - 9:48

Cook it and eat it

Remote control

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 May - 11:18

Change the weather with

Logarithm

by **Kenny** Thu 31 May - 14:29

Eat it

Dragon

by Zander Thu 31 May - 17:00

Swallow one whole

Pencil

by **Kenny** Fri 1 Jun - 10:50

Make permanent

Walrus

by **Pal Joey** Sat 2 Jun - 11:26

Carry it to work

Calculator

by **Kenny** Sat 2 Jun - 15:01

Fry and egg on

Snowball

by **Pal Joey** Sun 3 Jun - 1:46

Keep your pie warm on

An Empty Beer Bottle

by Zander Mon 4 Jun - 13:19

Eat it

A broken TV

by **Kenny** Wed 6 Jun - 17:37

Watch tv on

Union jack flag

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