Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat 17 Dec 2011 - 11:08

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Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by Zander Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 9:38

Play the national anthem

Pencil

by **Kenny** Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 13:11

Pick your nose with

Egg timer

by **Pal Joey** Fri 8 Jun 2012 - 8:06

Get to read the news

Positive Electron

by **Kenny** Fri 8 Jun 2012 - 17:42

kiss

Vulture

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Jun 2012 - 4:02

Share an intimate candle-lit dinner with

Windsock

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Jun 2012 - 10:33

Wear with a smart skirt

Chain

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Jun 2012 - 11:55

Tie up some air with

Gap

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Jun 2012 - 13:15

Bridge with a sheet of paper

Lamp

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Jun 2012 - 23:40

Plug into your ear

Chinese Junk

by **Kenny** Tue 12 Jun 2012 - 12:03

Sail around the world in

Offbreak

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Jun 2012 - 13:40

Edge it to slips

Discussion Panel

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Jun 2012 - 15:27

Get to agree

Bumble Bee

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Jun 2012 - 10:47

Kiss it's sting painlessly

Commentary Box

by **Kenny** Fri 15 Jun 2012 - 13:17

get into if you aren't a ex pro

Mechanic

by **Pal Joey** Sat 16 Jun 2012 - 14:52

get a proper explanation out of him

Empty Shoebox

by **Kenny** Sat 16 Jun 2012 - 18:59

Go to the North Pole in

Ice cream scoop

by **Pal Joey** Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 3:10

Scoop your toe jam with

Wooden Spoon

by **Kenny** Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 16:36

Accept if you win it

Sunbed

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 3:30

Sell it in Wales

Squash Racket

by **Kenny** Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 13:22

Serve soup with

Antfarm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 14:37

Deliver a sofa to the queen ant

Fancy Logo

by **Kenny** Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 16:07

Knit one

Sword

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 3:44

Balance a 747 on

Swiss Army Knife

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 12:40

Nothing ................you can do everything with a Swiss Army Knife Very Happy

Cricket Bat

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 2:49

Stop climate change

Wobbegong <-- Very Happy

by **Kenny** Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 23:33

fry with chips

Gnome

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Jun 2012 - 0:05

Have hot sex with

Julian Assange's Legal Team

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Jun 2012 - 0:10

ask out for drinks

Babysitter

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Jun 2012 - 0:18

Pay Overtime

Pair of Tweezers

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Jun 2012 - 0:32

carry a bowling ball with

Skidmark

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Jun 2012 - 10:22

Reverse out of it

Toe Nail

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Jun 2012 - 15:30

Chew on for more then an hour

Caravan

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 0:35

See the road in front of it when you're driving behind one

Petrol Station

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 16:31

Afford to fill your tank

Dove

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 10:31

Train it to do your accounts

Baby Rhino

by Zander Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 19:43

Get it to read a book to you

Tiger

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jun 2012 - 10:52

Put it in charge of a chicken farm

Felt marker Pen

by Zander Wed 27 Jun 2012 - 11:42

Use it to feed a Polar Bear

Watch

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Jun 2012 - 0:55

Get a compliment out of it

Shoe Lace

by Zander Thu 28 Jun 2012 - 10:32

Ask it the time

A remote control

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012 - 15:07

Turn the volume off the wife !

Piano

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Jun 2012 - 9:55

Play it with your pinky

Glass Jar

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Jun 2012 - 11:16

watch tv on

Cornflake

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Jun 2012 - 12:34

Ask it to move a chair

Line Marking Paint

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Jun 2012 - 15:57

mark your food with

Fruit

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Jun 2012 - 17:48

Leave it outside for 10 seconds in summer without a bird stealing it

Fold Up Chair

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Jun 2012 - 22:09

unfold quickly when you need to

Tennis ball

by Zander Sun 1 Jul 2012 - 10:48

Eat your dinner with it

Piece of Paper

by **Pal Joey** Sun 1 Jul 2012 - 11:40

Fly to the moon on it

Camera Lens

by Zander Sun 1 Jul 2012 - 12:35

Use it to write a letter

Rugby Ball

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