Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:08 pm

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:47 am

Judge the bounce

Steak

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:23 pm

Arm wrestle

Cyclist's Helmet

by Zander Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:28 pm

Connect to the internet with it

Bed side clock

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:51 pm

Pause the alarm in the dark

Beer Hall

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:52 pm

Drink dry

DVD

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:22 pm

swallow in one piece

Baguette

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:24 pm

Choose the right filling

Dentist

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:30 pm

Sing at your best with his fingers in your mouth

Optometrist

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:32 pm

Make them laugh

Pick Axe

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:14 pm

Floss with

Pet Budgie

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:09 pm

stop yourself from dieing with .................... you need a strong budgie for that budgie jumping

Rugby Post

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:32 pm

Get it delivered to your house, because it's only available to read online.

Combination lock

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:54 pm

remember the combination when phished

Oar

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:13 pm

Say "Things you can't do with a oar" and remain grammatically correct.

Blankety Blank Cheque Book and Pen

by **Kenny** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:49 am

Right a cheque with

Beer Pump

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:30 pm

Calculate pi to 40 decimal places

smile on your face

by Thomond Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:36 pm

frown

fork

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:38 pm

Eat soup with

Frying pan

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:19 am

Play it like a real banjo

Sat-Nav device

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:24 pm

Mark out your route with a felt tip pen, then shout at the wife for holding it upside down

Dot-matrix printer

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:53 pm

Forge a cast iron propeller with it.

Full 158-piece Tool Box Kit

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:53 pm

Any successful form of DIY, in my case.

......nonymity

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:39 pm

Spell it

Boxing Glove

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:51 pm

Pick a knife, fork, spoon, glass of wine or the bill.

Stitch in time

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:00 pm

save nine of them

Vinyl Record

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:05 pm

Get all the dust off it.

second edition of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:15 pm

Read the all of the footnotes for the third edition of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"

Bicycle Pump

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:15 pm

Inflate my ego

View To A Kill

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:54 am

Peep over the parapet without getting one between the eyes.

Swordfish

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:38 am

Remember that it's the password*

Trombone**

*Google 'swordfish password'
** Google 'swordfishtrombones'

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:02 pm

Horse Feathers.... my kind of film. ...and the Tom Waits album... I see the relevance now.

Practise alongside a tuba player outside a block of flats at 3am.

....n Invisible Ink Mark

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:19 pm

Read it unless you can somehow make it visible

Middle Manager

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:24 pm

Take Him/Her Seriously

HR Officer

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:22 pm

Get her to go on a date after the unfortunate incident in the photo-copying room.

Higgs Boson particle

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:28 pm

Catch it with a pair of tongs

Cat's Eye (road reflector)

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:14 pm

Clean it with a pair of tongues

Coat of many colours

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:17 pm

Jump up & down wearing one in a hall of mirrors... and count all the colours.

Midnight Rendezvous

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:37 pm

Get the 11.59 pm train home

Reminder

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:27 pm

set it correctly to remind you

Pair of Glasses

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:50 pm

Drink out of both of them at the same time

Deep fat fryer

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:55 pm

not enjoy the taste of proper chips out of

Photograph of David Bowie

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:06 pm

drive a lad insane

Lasting impression

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:18 pm

Forget in a hurry

Curried Goat

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:58 pm

Decide who the GOAT is before currying it*

Watchmen blood-splattered smiley face badge

*See endless GOAT debates in tennis section

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:29 pm

Keep out of the reach of the kids

Glass Slipper

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:43 pm

Hide your bunions

Limited Edition

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:26 pm

Increase the number

Electricity Bill

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:31 pm

Consider it a funny nickname for anyone named William

Post Code lottery

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:34 pm

Not get annoyed with their advert

Racism Trail

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:41 pm

mistake it for a racism trial Smile

Terry cloth

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