Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:34 am

Wipe an amoeba's brow with it

Boomerang

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:01 pm

Throw it away

Plastic Straw

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:40 pm

Insert it in one ear and pull it out of the other.

wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom

by **Galted** Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:57 pm

smoke it in liquorice-flavoured paper

a rusty wheelbarrow that's been welded to a jungle gym

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:00 pm

Take it for a spin in the dirt outside

Waterford Crystal Decanter

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:41 pm

Decant crystals

-ha

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47 pm

Give it to your wife as an Anniversary present

Day At The Races

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:13 pm

watch without laughing

Belly Putter

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:16 pm

Teach a fish how to use one.

Cashmere Pullover

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:19 pm

Boil wash

. A. Milne

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:28 pm

Beat at Pooh Sticks

Wizard

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:58 am

Find out where he gets his hats from

Carp

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:17 am

Catch a really big one

Book

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:20 am

Use it to stop a flood

Bird Cage

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:24 am

Keep goldfish in

Plastic cup

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:10 am

Keep an ostrich in

Time Bandit

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:23 am

Go Back to the Future

tool that does everything

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:32 am

Impress a legless lizard with its ease of use.

"Sideline Eye"

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 3:57 pm

get out of shot

Packet of crisps

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 4:13 pm

Eat healthily

defunct web-based BBC sports forum

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Jul 2012, 4:18 pm

Get everyone who was on to join the same new one

Greenside Bunker

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:24 am

Avoid it from 75m out using a 9 iron in a cross-gale

Cheerleader's Tassle

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:14 pm

Pick from your teeth

Gold Medal

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:02 pm

Take the gold off and eat the chocolate inside

Pipe dream

by The Galveston Giant Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:22 pm

Live it

G4S Security contact

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 4:37 am

Honour it

Periscope

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:14 pm

look up a girls skirt with

Cartoon

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:18 pm

Get drawn into an animated discussion about it

Four leaf clover

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:20 pm

Trust to bring you luck

Conversation

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:24 pm

Shut up

Snap decision

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:26 pm

Go back on

Handshake

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:29 pm

Get a grip

cup that runneth over

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:31 pm

Ever fill enough

Unruly child

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:35 pm

Give it a good old-fashioned smacking, thanks to pinko-liberal, tree-hugging, granola-crunching, earth-mother happy-clappy do-gooders.

Hyphen

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:37 pm

Put it in the right place if your me Very Happy

Illegal Immigrant

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:40 pm

Again, give it a good old-fashioned smacking, thanks to pinko-liberal, tree-hugging, granola-crunching, earth-mother happy-clappy do-gooders.

Heatwave

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:05 pm

make it last

Limerick

by **Galted** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:24 pm

rhyme it quick

varicose veins

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:29 pm

pretend they are seems in your stockings Whistle

Sky Plus box

by **Galted** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:31 pm

get the &%$£ hd channels you're supposed to

a smashed up Sky Plus box

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:33 pm

get sky to replace

Video Recorder

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:16 pm

Purchase blank BetaMax tapes for further recording

single digit

by eirebilly Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:59 am

Eat it for breakfast

Boat

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:23 am

Float someone elses

Monk

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47 pm

Talk to in a monastery

Nun

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:13 pm

Get into the habit

Yard of ale

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:15 pm

Find a bottomless one (except in Ireland where you get 2 for the price of 1)

Tea Cosy

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:07 pm

use as a contraceptive

Coaster

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:14 pm

Get him to sing Poison Ivy without the rest of the group there as well

Liar who's pants are on fire

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:19 pm

speak to them without pulling your tongue out

Bad Back

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