Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:29 pm

Lift

Lift

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:33 pm

Carry more then 8 people in ............it says so on the signs

Olympic Gold Medal

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:15 am

Bite through it properly when standing on the podium and waving to all of your fans

Harp

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:03 am

find in the off license anymore ( old brand of lager )

Double Decker

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:10 pm

Buy one without still being upset that Cadbury's is owned by Kraft

Daddy Long Legs

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:31 pm

Dance toe to toe with in a bath tub.

Kitty

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:49 pm

call it a p u s s y on here without it being changed to cat

Owl

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:08 pm

See further than one in a forest at night.

Leopard

by **Kenny** Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:21 am

Change its spots

Old Movie

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:55 am

Find all of the original Director's off-cuts.

Set of Headphones

by **Kenny** Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:26 pm

Share between 5 mates

Spider

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:35 am

Out stare it

Bacon & Egg Roll

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:54 am

Diet

Pepsi

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:29 am

Count all the effervescing bubbles

Union Card

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:55 am

Go down The River

tenuous connection

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:40 pm

Reinforce it with 'Perkins Paste'

Professional Tennis Player

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:07 pm

Beat in straight sets

Olympic Weightlifter

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:50 pm

Throw him and his weights across the room

White Water course

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:09 pm

Go up the river

(My previous answer for 'Union Card' should, of course, have read 'Go down to The River' - missed out the 'to')

Thing

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:22 pm

Describe its unpredictable motives to a scientist.

Zip

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:41 pm

Unbutton it

Severed head

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:05 pm

Sew it back on and continue talking

Lazy Susan

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:31 pm

Get her out of bed

Blow-up doll

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:27 am

Get her out of bed

Parachute

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:57 am

Leave it in the plane when you jump out

Moustache

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:07 am

Pull the one on your Uncle mo1

Humpback Whale

(one washed up on the beach here today... big chunks taken out of it by sharks!)

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:14 am

take out to dinner

Shark Cage

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:43 am

Juggle it with your left foot

Stiff drink

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:46 am

TURN DOWN

Zookeeper

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:59 am

Feed to the Lions

Royal Wedding

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:10 pm

Attend one

Laptop

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:15 pm

Use it underwater

Rubber Band

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:26 pm

launch a battleship with

Birthday card

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:28 pm

Substitute it for an e-card

Willow Tree

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:29 pm

Not make a good cricket bat out of

Lego brick

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:08 am

Make a good cricket bat out of

Virgin

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:15 pm

not want to crack it

Car

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:09 pm

Drive it crabwise

Pork Chop

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:14 pm

eat if your a veggie

Cow

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:23 pm

Slit it's throat in India

Bald Eagle

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:27 pm

Stick a toupee on it

horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:41 pm

find one when you need one on the battlefield

minute of time

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:13 pm

make it last 62 seconds (but you can make it last 61 seconds)

three-letter acronym

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:23 pm

sell on ebay

Relative

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:44 pm

Outbreed

Raymond Chandler novel

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:28 am

Read through a Paper Bag

Flea Circus

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:54 am

Not scratch it

Sex Toy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:14 am

Get through customs with it in your hand luggage

Really sh1tty morning at work

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:22 am

Make it pass quickly

Wet suit

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:00 pm

Fart inside it

Big Fluffy Trackside Microphone

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