Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by eirebilly Fri 03 Aug 2012, 2:09 pm

Shave your bum with it.

Fish food

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 2:34 pm

Sustain a Gorilla

Cheap TV Ad

by eirebilly Fri 03 Aug 2012, 2:53 pm

Drive it to the shops

Candle

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 3:02 pm

Stick up one's rear end and keep the flame burning

10m springboard

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:17 pm

Dive into an eggcup from

Spoon

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:50 pm

Fork off

copy of the New Statesman

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:56 pm

Watch without laughing

Wooden Sword

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 1:40 am

Cut a whale up with

Frisbee

by eirebilly Sun 05 Aug 2012, 6:11 am

Sail around the world on one

Clothesline

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 7:07 am

Hang a buffalo on it

Pendulum

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 11:22 am

Swing (I don't mean swing, I mean swing Wink

)

Sample

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 11:23 am

keep from dribbling down the edge of the jar

Lake

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 12:53 pm

Suck it dry with a straw

Helicopter

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 10:48 pm

Go in one ever again

Paper

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 11:08 pm

Cut it with a rock or wrap it in scissors

Moderator

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:09 am

Bother them unnecessarily

Phalanx

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 10:44 am

Tell them to 'Please disperse, there's nothing to see here. Move along folks.'

Plectrum

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 10:47 am

Use it to pluck your eyebrows to the tune of "El Condor Pasa"

Mars Rover

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 11:46 am

Eat it to help you work, rest and play

bespoke software package

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 12:42 pm

Configure it properly

Trendy TV Studio (with images flashing by on a massive big wall screen)

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:26 pm

keep your eyes on one thing

Firefly

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:33 pm

Get it's arse to power a small village for a day.

Pebble

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:38 pm

not get it stuck in your shoe if your 4 years old

Bullet

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:39 pm

Scratch your name off it, once it's on there

Mullet

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:41 pm

Not think its stylish if your Billy Ray Cyrus

Boomarang

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 1:19 am

Throw it away

Woomera (spear thrower)

Night Watchman

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:48 am

Keep at the crease

Lipstick

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:50 am

Get it off the collar before it's too late

Cranial osteopath

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 10:08 am

Get a Indian head massage off

Wrestler

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 10:52 am

Box

Box

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:00 am

dance with

pair of shorts

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 1:22 pm

Wear them to a court appearance... although Ian Chappell tried it once. Rolling Eyes

Golden Slipper

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:48 pm

Hang round your neck

Cap

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 1:41 am

Wear it on your kneecaps

Sign Writer

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 2:42 pm

Hang him above a shop

a...a...a...tishoooo!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 3:12 pm

keep your eyes open

Smorgasbord

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:08 pm

eat enough of

e-mail

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:36 pm

Seal it with a kiss

Seal

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:42 pm

not get him to sing Kiss from a Rose

Shell

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:56 pm

Have one on the inside

vintage Monopoly game

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

play it for fear of losing a piece

Tiddly Wink

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 9:00 am

Flick it onto an eagle's beak

Washing Machine

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 9:09 am

Sit comfortably inside

Lack of oxygen

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:01 am

Survive... and blow out party candles.

Peace Pipe

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:11 pm

Declare war

Burning Ring of Fire

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:25 pm

Not fall into if your Johny Cash

Ice pop

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:27 pm

Use as a lightsabre

Pat on the back

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:27 pm

Accept instead of a gold medal

Coastal Tide

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:03 pm

Wash your worries away

Subliminal Message

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:27 pm

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

Kiln

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