Things you cant do with a................

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Ironing Board

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:16 pm

not get it to rip when you dont want it to

Playing Card

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:01 pm

Use it as a swipe card to get into the Pentagon

Mortar & Pestle

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:00 pm

Grind your bones to make my bread with

Ball

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:54 pm

Balance it on top of another ball

Reign of Terror

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:01 pm

Stop unless your the Equalizer

Corncob

by **Pal Joey** Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:58 pm

Use it as a gold detector

Film Crew

by **Kenny** Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:34 pm

Get one to stop filming Katie bloody Price

Back pass

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:04 pm

Score for your team

Back Passage

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:19 am

Remove the "NO ENTRY" sign

Sidewinder

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:11 pm

Call it when you try to wake her up

Rapid eye movement

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:36 pm

Pause the REM mid flutter and replay it in slow-mo

Light Well

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:02 pm

Stand on it's roof

Dark Knight

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:02 pm

Ask him to dress like a sissy... then go save the World!

Porcupine

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:30 pm

1. Follow it up with any LP other than 'Ocean Rain'
2. Hog its hedge

Plugged nickel

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:43 pm

Sell it for a song

Timekeeper

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:26 pm

Lose track of the hour

guilt-ridden conscience

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:38 pm

Wipe it clean

Passionfruit

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:12 pm

get any passion from it

Earth worm

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:54 am

Stick it back down a hole (without using hairspray... know that joke?) Smile

Ball Bearing

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:26 am

Win a big one at marbles

DVD

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:36 am

play in an old cassette deck

Smart Phone

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:40 am

Understand

Cheque

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:48 am

Cash it on Pluto

Harmonica

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:57 pm

Play in a rock band

Comb

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:22 pm

Convince Yul Brynner it will come in useful

Limerick

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:23 pm

not enjoy making one up

Bee Hive

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:27 pm

Avoid looking like Marie Wilson

room at a Premier Inn

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:35 pm

Avoid Lenny Henry

Fork

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:55 am

Pick up a hair with it (end on)

Mattress

by eirebilly Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:26 am

Use it as car fuel

Windows

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:44 am

Reach the ones in the room above the conservatory to clean them

brick in the wall

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:06 pm

Store marshmellows in it

Standard Deviation

by **Kenny** Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:51 am

Not follow correctly

Ant Farm

by **Pal Joey** Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:46 am

Drive a mini-bus into the Queen's chamber without running over ants

..n old kitchen sponge.

by **Kenny** Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:19 pm

get clean

Volvo

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:52 am

Drive without the lights on

Vestigial tail

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:59 am

( that really annoys me about Volvo's )

hide in a thong

Comb

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:10 am

Part the Red Sea with

Blonde

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:27 am

get them to shut up

Mountain Goat

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:34 pm

Get it to be psychologically comfortable living on a flood plain

groove

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:39 pm

Get out of it if your Madonna

Flask

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:22 am

Fill it with sharp rocks and then go on a desert trek...

Sandpiper

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:18 pm

Blow a good tune out of one

Wall

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:56 pm

Put another brick in it

Scarf

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:26 am

Wear it around your nose

Stapler

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:58 pm

Attach antlers to a mouse with

Horse

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:06 pm

Give it a name if you're riding through the desert on it

karate chop

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:13 pm

Stop the children of Amity from chopping the picket fences down with

Basket Ball Hoop

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:20 pm

Sink a whale through it from outside the 3 point line

Fluffy Pink Dice

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:22 pm

Hide your the shame in your face

Police Drama

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