Boxers Dating Agency

(Bit of fun MODS)

This subject was pulled on the BBC shortly after it was posted a few months ago, due to lack of humour on the site, but here it is again.

Please add your notices on ANY boxers behalf. I'll kick us off:


Hey Mr Manny here.

If you get with me, we do goo times
My boss Mr Bob is very stwict man.
I erm, ermm, am single at minute and want nice woman.

***Dating Catchline***

“Me from the east,
I fight like a beast
Still learning my ABC’s
But don’t care cause im on PEDs”

Call 0800 rent a date MANNY for Mr Pacquiao


Hey Ricky Hatton here.

Ricky Hatton is wanting to meet a lovely girl to settle down with Ricky Hatton.
If you want a piece of Ricky Hatton you need to like the good things in life.
Ricky Hatton likes to wet his whistle from time to time and loves “snowy days”

*** Dating Catchline ***

Ricky Hatton, Ricky Hatton,
Ricky, Ricky, Hatton?
Ricky Hatton, Ricky Hatton
Guinness, Coke, Flab.

Call 0800 rent a date RICKY for Mr Hatton


Hey Mike Tyson here.

I am misunderstood by a lot of people, but I hope you will give me a shot.
I ain’t the monster that people think I am, In fact I sound like a girl with a lisp.
I am looking to find 2 dates as a matter of fact…..1)when my Prime began and 2)
When it ended. Hopefully you can help!

*** Dating Catchline ***

Meet me in the hotel room
We will have a great time
I will have to bring a witness though
Or else I’ll commit a crime

Call 0800 rent a date MIKE for Mr Tyson

I'm sure there will be a few ready to shoot me down, but I actually quite like this!

Ha ha!

Hey Edwin Valero here.

I am known for all the wrong reasons.
But one thing I know is how to treat an Angel. In fact when I look up past the flames I can see them strumin their harps.
There are many ways that you can get to were I am, but once your here I can guarantee you won't be going back.

*** Dating Catchline ***

Come and meet me down below
Where my neighbour is big and red
He carries a pitchford that shoots out fire
And has two horns on his head


Call 0800 rent a date EDWIN for Mr Valero

Fancy a challenge, Dee ?

Let's see you make Sonny Liston sound like a dream date.

Hey Sonny Liston here.

Im here because I know how to pull.
When my dads donkey died on the cornfields, I had to pull the plow or I got a right hook.
I want to meet someone who is into politics and the ressession etc.
The recent price hikes on gas is a big issue to me, the upside is more money to rob as the station, the downside is it will cost a fortune to get away in the car.
Please if there is somebody out there, big Sonny wants to here from you.

*** Dating Catchline ***

I scared a lot of men at a golden time
When it was tough to stay alive
But keep a secret about the Ali fight
(whispers) it really was a dive....


Call 0800 rent a date SONNY for Mr Liston

Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:Hey Sonny Liston here.

Im here because I know how to pull.
When my dads donkey died on the cornfields, I had to pull the plow or I got a right hook.
I want to meet someone who is into politics and the ressession etc.
The recent price hikes on gas is a big issue to me, the upside is more money to rob as the station, the downside is it will cost a fortune to get away in the car.
Please if there is somebody out there, big Sonny wants to here from you.

*** Dating Catchline ***

I scared a lot of men at a golden time
When it was tough to stay alive
But keep a secret about the Ali fight
(whispers) it really was a dive....


Call 0800 rent a date SONNY for Mr Liston

Very funny, and absolutely brilliant, mate. Hats off to you.

Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn

Is this what you get up on the weekends.