The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012 - 21:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 15:00

They say that your born to dance

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 15:11

They say that your born to dance
But some of us cant even prance

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 15:13

They say that your born to dance
But some of us cant even prance
Ive tried wearing a tight leotard

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 16:25

They say that your born to dance
But some of us cant even prance
Ive tried wearing a tight leotard
but look like a r*tard

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 16:28

They say that your born to dance
But some of us cant even prance
Ive tried wearing a tight leotard
but look like a r*tard
i might even move to France

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 16:45

They say all dogs go to heaven

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 16:57

They say all dogs go to heaven
But i stopped believing that when i was seven

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 17:02

They say all dogs go to heaven
But i stopped believing that when i was seven
My dog got crushed by a car

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 17:03

They say all dogs go to heaven
But i stopped believing that when i was seven
My dog got crushed by a car
leaving its head and body afar

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 17:07

They say all dogs go to heaven
But i stopped believing that when i was seven
My dog got crushed by a car
leaving its head and body afar
As in Head in Glasgow and body in Devon

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 21:34

Walking can help you get fit

by littleswannygirl Tue 31 Jan 2012 - 22:05

Walking can help you get fit
And you don't really need much kit

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 0:25

Walking can help you get fit
And you don't really need much kit
Just wear shorts and a vest

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 9:46

Walking can help you get fit
And you don't really need much kit
Just wear shorts and a vest
And white trainers are best

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 10:37

Walking can help you get fit
And you don't really need much kit
Just wear shorts and a vest
And white trainers are best -
Any more and you'll look like a t!t.

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 10:53

My finger got caught in a door

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 14:32

My finger got caught in a door
It was throbbing and really quite sore

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 14:38

My finger got caught in a door
It was throbbing and really quite sore
I yelpped out in pain

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 14:39

My finger got caught in a door
It was throbbing and really quite sore
I yelpped out in pain
As if I'd been slain

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 15:02

My finger got caught in a door
It was throbbing and really quite sore
I yelpped out in pain
As if I'd been slain
And to my horror I passed out on the floor

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 15:18

My cousin is stunningly hot

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 15:42

My cousin is stunningly hot
She was laying naked so sure why not

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 15:44

My cousin is stunningly hot
She was laying naked so sure why not?
But just as I mounted

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 15:48

My cousin is stunningly hot
She was laying naked so sure why not?
But just as I mounted
My cousin had shouted

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 16:40

My cousin is stunningly hot
She was laying naked so sure why not?
But just as I mounted
My cousin had shouted
Did i mention my dose of crotch rot

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 16:45

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 16:47

As i warmed my hands by the fire

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 16:52

As i warmed my hands by the fire
Just like Frodo back in the Shire

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 16:56

As i warmed my hands by the fire
Just like Frodo back in the Shire
My thoughts turned to Bilbo's old ring

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 16:58

As i warmed my hands by the fire
Just like Frodo back in the Shire
My thoughts turned to Bilbo's old ring
And the old songs he did sing

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 17:02

As i warmed my hands by the fire
Just like Frodo back in the Shire
My thoughts turned to Bilbo's old ring
And the old songs he did sing
Of Dwarfs and the mines of Moria

by President Trump Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 17:03

Excellent

My paper got wet in the rain

by **Kenny** Wed 1 Feb 2012 - 17:05

My paper got wet in the rain
The ink dripped leaving a stain

by President Trump Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 12:33

My paper got wet in the rain
The ink dripped leaving a stain
My trousers where ruined

by **Kenny** Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 13:43

My paper got wet in the rain
The ink dripped leaving a stain
My trousers where ruined
The neighbours id mooned

by President Trump Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 14:09

My paper got wet in the rain
The ink dripped leaving a stain
My trousers where ruined
The neighbours id mooned
In the backside I got hit with a cane

by **Kenny** Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 14:19

With the bad weather i was feeling quite old

by President Trump Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 14:43

With the bad weather i was feeling quite old
my bones were sore with the cold

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 15:36

With the bad weather i was feeling quite old
my bones were sore with the cold;
So I went to a harlot

by President Trump Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 15:45

With the bad weather i was feeling quite old
my bones were sore with the cold;
So I went to a harlot
and her sister named Scarlett

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 15:53

With the bad weather i was feeling quite old
my bones were sore with the cold;
So I went to a harlot
and her sister named Scarlett
Whose whatsit was covered in mould.

by **Kenny** Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 16:16

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 9:14

I got to the train station late

by President Trump Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 9:35

I got to the train station late
Because of the fat guard at the gate

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 9:44

I got to the train station late
Because of the fat guard at the gate
Who stank of B.O.

by President Trump Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 10:30

I got to the train station late
Because of the fat guard at the gate
Who stank of B.O.
And had a gangerious toe

by **Pal Joey** Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 10:57

I got to the train station late
Because of the fat guard at the gate
Who stank of B.O.
And had a gangerious toe
Which the NHS refused to rebate

by President Trump Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 11:01

I was dancing at home on day

by **Pal Joey** Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 11:07

I was dancing at home one day
To the neighbours - it must have looked gay,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 11:09

I was dancing at home one day
To the neighbours - it must have looked gay,
So they sent me a tutu

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