The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by President Trump Fri 03 Feb 2012, 11:14 am

I was dancing at home one day
To the neighbours - it must have looked gay,
So they sent me a tutu
So I knew what to do

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Feb 2012, 11:16 am

I was dancing at home one day
To the neighbours - it must have looked gay,
So they sent me a tutu,
Blonde wig and some blue shoes,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 03 Feb 2012, 11:21 am

I was dancing at home one day
To the neighbours - it must have looked gay,
So they sent me a tutu,
Blonde wig and some blue shoes,
Then the police came and took me away.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Feb 2012, 11:23 am

If ever you're locked in a vault,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 03 Feb 2012, 11:32 am

If ever you're locked in a vault
With a spliff and a fine single malt,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Feb 2012, 11:33 am

If ever you're locked in a vault
With a spliff and a fine single malt,
Just calmly lie down,

by President Trump Fri 03 Feb 2012, 2:41 pm

If ever you're locked in a vault
With a spliff and a fine single malt,
Just calmly lie down,
Until you get found

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Feb 2012, 9:54 pm

If ever you're locked in a vault
With a spliff and a fine single malt,
Just calmly lie down,
Until you get found
And the police stop the fun with a jolt

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 04 Feb 2012, 5:19 am

I found an old box in the shed

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 04 Feb 2012, 12:41 pm

I found an old box in the shed.
It was filled with the limbs of the dead.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Feb 2012, 1:22 pm

I found an old box in the shed.
It was filled with the limbs of the dead.
They seemed very old,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 04 Feb 2012, 1:30 pm

I found an old box in the shed.
It was filled with the limbs of the dead.
They seemed very old,
- A job lot that had gone unsold.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Feb 2012, 1:40 pm

I found an old box in the shed.
It was filled with the limbs of the dead.
They seemed very old,
- A job lot that had gone unsold.
But I confess "murders!" came into my head.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 04 Feb 2012, 3:44 pm

So I took all the bones to the cops,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Feb 2012, 3:54 pm

So I took all the bones to the cops,
Suspicious looks from all in the shop,

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Feb 2012, 4:00 pm

So I took all the bones to the cops,
Suspicious looks from all in the shop,
I needed to tell them id done it

by President Trump Mon 06 Feb 2012, 1:12 pm

So I took all the bones to the cops,
Suspicious looks from all in the shop,
I needed to tell them id done it
With a trapdoor so they'd plummet

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Feb 2012, 4:01 pm

So I took all the bones to the cops,
Suspicious looks from all in the shop,
I needed to tell them id done it
With a trapdoor so they'd plummet
With no blood , just a few drops

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon 06 Feb 2012, 9:58 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Feb 2012, 11:10 pm

The passengers boarded the ship

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Feb 2012, 9:52 am

The passengers boarded the ship,
Even Pamela with her bad hip,

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Feb 2012, 12:46 pm

The passengers boarded the ship,
Even Pamela with her bad hip,
She hobbled up the ramp

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Feb 2012, 12:57 pm

The passengers boarded the ship,
Even Pamela with her bad hip,
She hobbled up the ramp
Dressed like a vamp,

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Feb 2012, 1:01 pm

The passengers boarded the ship,
Even Pamela with her bad hip,
She hobbled up the ramp
Dressed like a vamp,
Your 94 women ! get a grip !

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Feb 2012, 1:19 pm

Excellent! clap

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Feb 2012, 3:58 pm

There once was a woman from Crewe

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 07 Feb 2012, 9:26 pm

There once was a woman from Crewe
Who concocted a most evil brew.

by President Trump Wed 08 Feb 2012, 11:01 am

There once was a woman from Crewe
Who concocted a most evil brew.
My knees went to jelly

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 08 Feb 2012, 11:02 am

There once was a woman from Crewe
Who concocted a most evil brew.
My knees went to jelly,
There were pains in my belly,

by President Trump Wed 08 Feb 2012, 11:04 am

There once was a woman from Crewe
Who concocted a most evil brew.
My knees went to jelly,
There were pains in my belly,
But I only had one or two

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 08 Feb 2012, 11:09 am

I took the girl back to my flat

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Feb 2012, 11:37 am

I took the girl back to my flat
I'd given her my best line of chat

by President Trump Wed 08 Feb 2012, 12:28 pm

I took the girl back to my flat
I'd given her my best line of chat
She went to freshen up

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Feb 2012, 12:30 pm

I took the girl back to my flat
I'd given her my best line of chat
She went to freshen up
So i slipped a pill in her cup

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 08 Feb 2012, 12:36 pm

I took the girl back to my flat
I'd given her my best line of chat
She went to freshen up
So i slipped a pill in her cup
Then I spent the whole night up her tw@t.

by President Trump Wed 08 Feb 2012, 1:06 pm

The next morning she wouldnt leave my place

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 08 Feb 2012, 1:14 pm

The next morning she wouldnt leave my place
And had such a sad look on her face

by President Trump Wed 08 Feb 2012, 1:19 pm

The next morning she wouldnt leave my place
And had such a sad look on her face
She found her taxi fare I left out

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Feb 2012, 9:04 pm

The next morning she wouldnt leave my place
And had such a sad look on her face
She found her taxi fare I left out
But I kept her knickers , good shout

by President Trump Thu 09 Feb 2012, 9:43 am

The next morning she wouldnt leave my place
And had such a sad look on her face
She found her taxi fare I left out
But I kept her knickers , good shout
So I could wear them because I love lace

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 09 Feb 2012, 10:20 am

by President Trump Thu 09 Feb 2012, 10:29 am

My mate has a foot for a hand

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Feb 2012, 11:51 am

My mate has a foot for a hand
But still plays the banjo in his band

by President Trump Thu 09 Feb 2012, 12:11 pm

My mate has a foot for a hand
But still plays the banjo in his band
but he cant do a solo

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 09 Feb 2012, 12:12 pm

My mate has a foot for a hand
But still plays the banjo in his band
but he cant do a solo,
The strings hurt his toes so,

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Feb 2012, 12:37 pm

My mate has a foot for a hand
But still plays the banjo in his band
but he cant do a solo,
The strings hurt his toes so,
Turning his nails into fine grains of sand

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 09 Feb 2012, 1:38 pm

My mate has a hand for a foot

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Feb 2012, 1:54 pm

My mate has a hand for a foot
When he sits on it he can tickle his own butt

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 09 Feb 2012, 1:57 pm

My mate has a hand for a foot
When he sits on it he can tickle his own butt
But he fingers himself

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Feb 2012, 2:01 pm

My mate has a hand for a foot
When he sits on it he can tickle his own butt
But he fingers himself
Thats not good for his health

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