The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012 - 21:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by President Trump Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 14:20

My mate has a hand for a foot
When he sits on it he can tickle his own butt
But he fingers himself
Thats not good for his health
Which makes his Doctor tut

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 14:22

by President Trump Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 14:36

My boss had a look on his face

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 14:42

My boss had a look on his face
So I decided to give him some space

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 14:45

My boss had a look on his face
So I decided to give him some space,
But he followed me out

by President Trump Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 14:51

My boss had a look on his face
So I decided to give him some space,
But he followed me out
and he let out a shout

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:24

My boss had a look on his face
So I decided to give him some space,
But he followed me out
and he let out a shout
" Your all a clucking disgrace! "

by President Trump Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:26

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:35

While walking in really bad fog

by President Trump Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:44

While walking in really bad fog
My mate fell straight into a bog

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:45

While walking in really bad fog
My mate fell straight into a bog.
He was up to his ears

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:46

While walking in really bad fog
My mate fell straight into a bog.
He was up to his ears
But could still hear the jeers

by President Trump Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 15:50

While walking in really bad fog
My mate fell straight into a bog.
He was up to his ears
But could still hear the jeers
as he called for us to chuck him a log

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 19:15

by **Kenny** Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 19:17

One day the snow started falling

by President Trump Fri 10 Feb 2012 - 10:20

One day the snow started falling
On one cold winter morning

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Feb 2012 - 13:58

One day the snow started falling
On one cold winter morning
It settled and was really quite deep

by President Trump Fri 10 Feb 2012 - 14:19

One day the snow started falling
On one cold winter morning
It settled and was really quite deep
And even buried my Jeep

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Feb 2012 - 14:25

One day the snow started falling
On one cold winter morning
It settled and was really quite deep
And even buried my Jeep
But didn't stop Sandra " Hello Avon calling "

by President Trump Fri 10 Feb 2012 - 14:39

brilliant

by littleswannygirl Fri 10 Feb 2012 - 20:28

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Feb 2012 - 15:57

So how did you like the band ?

by President Trump Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 9:50

So how did you like the band ?
My wife said as she held my hand

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 13:30

So how did you like the band ?
My wife said as she held my hand
i replied Good songs but really loud

by President Trump Thu 16 Feb 2012 - 14:58

So how did you like the band ?
My wife said as she held my hand
i replied Good songs but really loud
as I stood there so proud

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Feb 2012 - 16:02

So how did you like the band ?
My wife said as she held my hand
i replied Good songs but really loud
as I stood there so proud
As her other hand grabbed at my wand

by **Pal Joey** Sat 18 Feb 2012 - 10:13

They discovered the door wide open,

by **Kenny** Sat 18 Feb 2012 - 13:33

They discovered the door wide open,
As they entered no words were spoken

by **Pal Joey** Sat 18 Feb 2012 - 23:32

They discovered the door wide open,
As they entered no words were spoken
but when they switched on the lights

by **Kenny** Sun 19 Feb 2012 - 15:09

They discovered the door wide open,
As they entered no words were spoken
but when they switched on the lights
they saw so many sights

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 22 Feb 2012 - 9:16

They discovered the door wide open,
As they entered no words were spoken
but when they switched on the lights
they saw so many sights -
Geriatrics, all naked and groping.

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Feb 2012 - 17:13

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Feb 2012 - 17:14

My Nan said be a good boy

by **Pal Joey** Sat 25 Feb 2012 - 23:16

My Nan said be a good boy
And I might let you play with your toy,

by **Kenny** Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 16:13

My Nan said be a good boy
And I might let you play with your toy,
but the batteries were dead

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 16:40

My Nan said be a good boy
And I might let you play with your toy,
but the batteries were dead
So I picked up a block of wood instead,

by **Kenny** Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 16:43

My Nan said be a good boy
And I might let you play with your toy,
but the batteries were dead
So I picked up a block of wood instead,
and used my imagination ...oh what joy !

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 16:51

Walking a fine line is never easy,

by **Kenny** Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 16:52

Walking a fine line is never easy,
Especially when drunk and queasy

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 22:05

Walking a fine line is never easy,
Especially when drunk and queasy.
Stray from the straight and narrow

by **Kenny** Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 22:19

Walking a fine line is never easy,
Especially when drunk and queasy.
Stray from the straight and narrow
and you wont go straight as an arrow

by **Pal Joey** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 10:15

Walking a fine line is never easy,
Especially when drunk and queasy.
Stray from the straight and narrow
and you wont go straight as an arrow
But more like a bug on a squeegee.

by **Kenny** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 11:46

Harry said meet my wife Sally

by **Pal Joey** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 11:56

Harry said meet my wife Sally
But try not to get too pally,

by **Kenny** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 12:13

Harry said meet my wife Sally
But try not to get too pally,
She's a bit of a flirt

by **Pal Joey** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 12:16

Harry said meet my wife Sally
But try not to get too pally,
She's a bit of a flirt
When she shows off her skirt,

by **Kenny** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 12:17

Harry said meet my wife Sally
But try not to get too pally,
She's a bit of a flirt
When she shows off her skirt,
And lets you see her back alley

by **Pal Joey** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 12:51

Running in from the pouring rain,

by **Kenny** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 13:02

Running in from the pouring rain,
Left me sore and in pain

by **Pal Joey** Fri 2 Mar 2012 - 13:04

Running in from the pouring rain,
Left me sore and in pain
So I turned on a hot bath

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