The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:06

Running in from the pouring rain,
Left me sore and in pain
So I turned on a hot bath
But suffered the wrath

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:08

Running in from the pouring rain,
Left me sore and in pain
So I turned on a hot bath
But suffered the wrath
Of the fury... of the rolling pin.

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:09

Dont risk driving the car

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:11

Dont risk driving the car
When you can't see the lines on the tar,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:27

Dont risk driving the car
When you can't see the lines on the tar,
you may have had to much to drink

by littleswannygirl Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:57

Dont risk driving the car
When you can't see the lines on the tar,
you may have had to much to drink
Or your headlights could be on the blink,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 13:59

Dont risk driving the car
When you can't see the lines on the tar,
you may have had to much to drink
Or your headlights could be on the blink,
In that case it's back to the bar !

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 22:28

Whoever left that mess in the kitchen,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 23:04

Whoever left that mess in the kitchen,
Clean it up and i will stop bitchin

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 23:05

Whoever left that mess in the kitchen,
Clean it up and i will stop bitchin',
So I dug out the mop,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 23:06

Whoever left that mess in the kitchen,
Clean it up and i will stop bitchin',
So I dug out the mop,
And just didn't stop ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 23:23

Whoever left that mess in the kitchen,
Clean it up and i will stop bitchin',
So I dug out the mop,
And just didn't stop ,
Until every muscle was twitchin'

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 23:25

Very good

You have to watch what you say ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Mar 2012, 09:39

You have to watch what you say,
'Cos there's always spies at bay,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Mar 2012, 13:50

You have to watch what you say,
'Cos there's always spies at bay,
they will want to see you slip up

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Mar 2012, 01:33

You have to watch what you say,
'Cos there's always spies at bay,
they will want to see you slip up,
and blame you when things run amok,

by **Kenny** Mon 05 Mar 2012, 12:24

You have to watch what you say,
'Cos there's always spies at bay,
they will want to see you slip up,
and blame you when things run amok,
But just ignore them and have a nice day

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Mar 2012, 13:25

The fur seal was feeling the heat,

by **Kenny** Mon 05 Mar 2012, 13:28

The fur seal was feeling the heat,
as his friends were being clubbed and beat

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Mar 2012, 13:42

The fur seal was feeling the heat,
as his friends were being clubbed and beat
The huskies were howling to hell,

by **Kenny** Mon 05 Mar 2012, 13:47

The fur seal was feeling the heat,
as his friends were being clubbed and beat
The huskies were howling to hell,
But then came a saviour to repel

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Mar 2012, 07:39

The fur seal was feeling the heat,
as his friends were being clubbed and beat
The huskies were howling to hell,
But then came a saviour to repel
Bear Grylls... with snow shoes on his feet.

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Mar 2012, 16:21

The poster said ' Please Mind Your Head '

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 07 Mar 2012, 17:19

The poster said ' Please Mind Your Head '
Which she had on the wall by her bed,

by President Trump Wed 07 Mar 2012, 17:24

The poster said ' Please Mind Your Head '
Which she had on the wall by her bed
It was a little to late

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Mar 2012, 17:25

The poster said ' Please Mind Your Head '
Which she had on the wall by her bed,
There was also a visitors book

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 07 Mar 2012, 17:40

The poster said ' Please Mind Your Head '
Which she had on the wall by her bed,
There was also a visitors book
Full of photos her 'visitors' took,

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Mar 2012, 17:43

The poster said ' Please Mind Your Head '
Which she had on the wall by her bed,
There was also a visitors book
Full of photos her 'visitors' took,
Of the things that couldn't be said

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2012, 09:29

The reversing swing of the moon,

by President Trump Thu 08 Mar 2012, 10:23

The reversing swing of the moon
Made all the young women swoon

by **Kenny** Thu 08 Mar 2012, 10:38

The reversing swing of the moon
Made all the young women swoon
they were running around on heat

by President Trump Thu 08 Mar 2012, 12:28

The reversing swing of the moon
Made all the young women swoon
they were running around on heat
Looking for men to cheat

by **Kenny** Thu 08 Mar 2012, 12:40

The reversing swing of the moon
Made all the young women swoon
they were running around on heat
Looking for men to cheat
looks like i'll be divorced by noon

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 23:26

If ever you're stranded in Crete,

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:34

If ever you're stranded in Crete,,
Just think of the people you'll meet

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:32

If ever you're stranded in Crete,,
Just think of the people you'll meet
But whatever they say

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22

If ever you're stranded in Crete,,
Just think of the people you'll meet
But whatever they say
try and leave , dont stay

by President Trump Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:23

If ever you're stranded in Crete,,
Just think of the people you'll meet
But whatever they say
try and leave , dont stay
Because of their weird obsession with feet

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:26

I'm more a Saint then a Sinner

by President Trump Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26

I'm more a Saint then a Sinner
Especially when onto a winner

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10

I'm more a Saint then a Sinner
Especially when onto a winner
I play my cards close to my chest

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 08:47

I'm more a Saint then a Sinner
Especially when onto a winner
I play my cards close to my chest
So I can be best

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:10

I'm more a Saint then a Sinner
Especially when onto a winner
I play my cards close to my chest
So I can be best ,
But cross me and i'll eat you for dinner

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:30

My finger got stuck in a place

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:35

My finger got stuck in a place
You should of seen the look on my face

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:01

My finger got stuck in a place
You should of seen the look on my face
It was all wet and sticky

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:03

My finger got stuck in a place
You should of seen the look on my face
It was all wet and sticky
Removing it was tricky

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:09

My finger got stuck in a place
You should of seen the look on my face
It was all wet and sticky
Removing it was tricky
As I didnt want to leave a trace

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:50

The last thing i saw was Light

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:48

The last thing i saw was Light
As I drifted off into eternal night

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