The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 3:54 pm

The last thing i saw was Light
As I drifted off into eternal night
I was brought back to life with shock

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 4:01 pm

The last thing i saw was Light
As I drifted off into eternal night
I was brought back to life with shock
Lying on a trolly wearing a frock

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 4:08 pm

The last thing i saw was Light
As I drifted off into eternal night
I was brought back to life with shock
Lying on a trolly wearing a frock ,
But at least now the future is bright

by President Trump Tue 13 Mar 2012, 4:19 pm

The police were closing in

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:28 pm

The police were closing in
I'd committed the utimate sin

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:34 am

The police were closing in
I'd committed the utimate sin
I ran down a lane

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:07 am

The police were closing in
I'd committed the utimate sin
I ran down a lane
Smashed a nearby window pane

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:20 am

The police were closing in
I'd committed the utimate sin
I ran down a lane
Smashed a nearby window pane
But slipped and fell in a bin

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:55 am

He rode into town at sunset,

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:05 am

He rode into town at sunset,
By a beautiful woman I was met

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:11 am

He rode into town at sunset,
By a beautiful woman I was met;
She tickled my fancy,

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19 am

He rode into town at sunset,
By a beautiful woman I was met;
She tickled my fancy,
Wearing a skirt up to her Nancy

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39 am

He rode into town at sunset,
By a beautiful woman I was met;
She tickled my fancy,
Wearing a skirt up to her Nancy
So I poked her while calling her 'pet.'

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:40 am

The car was coming in fast

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:36 am

The car was coming in fast
Everyone else he'd overtaken and passed

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:41 am

The car was coming in fast
Everyone else he'd overtaken and passed,
But the brakes didn't work

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:53 am

The car was coming in fast
Everyone else he'd overtaken and passed,
But the brakes didn't work ,
Because the mechanic the jerk

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:34 pm

The car was coming in fast
Everyone else he'd overtaken and passed,
But the brakes didn't work ,
Because the mechanic the jerk
and had two arms in a cast

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:40 pm

While taking the kids to the zoo

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:00 pm

While taking the kids to the zoo
To see the monkeys eat thier poo

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:06 pm

While taking the kids to the zoo
To see the monkeys eat thier poo
one decided he wanted to share

by President Trump Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:07 pm

While taking the kids to the zoo
To see the monkeys eat thier poo
one decided he wanted to share
And to be fair

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:08 pm

While taking the kids to the zoo
To see the monkeys eat thier poo
one decided he wanted to share
And to be fair
there was enough for me and you

by President Trump Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:30 pm

Do Aliens really exsist

by **Kenny** Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:36 pm

Do Aliens really exsist
Is a question still on my list

by President Trump Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:57 pm

Do Aliens really exsist
Is a question still on my list
They fly around space

by **Kenny** Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:20 pm

Do Aliens really exsist
Is a question still on my list
They fly around space
To their moon alpha base

by President Trump Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:54 pm

Do Aliens really exsist
Is a question still on my list
They fly around space
To their moon alpha base
And vist people who are usually pi$$ed

by **Kenny** Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:00 pm

i was waiting for that finisher clap

I was having a day out at the Races

by President Trump Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:19 am

I was having a day out at the Races
laughing at women with horse faces

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:33 am

I was having a day out at the Races
laughing at women with horse faces
The bets and drinks flowed

by President Trump Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:06 pm

I was having a day out at the Races
laughing at women with horse faces
The bets and drinks flowed
and peoples luck showed

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:11 pm

I was having a day out at the Races
laughing at women with horse faces
The bets and drinks flowed
and peoples luck showed
But mine was only visible in traces

by President Trump Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:16 pm

As St Patricks Day draws near

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:18 pm

As St Patricks Day draws near
The street-sweepers are cowering with fear

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:19 pm

very good

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:19 pm

As St Patricks Day draws near
The street-sweepers are cowering with fear
The Irish are coming on mass

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:31 pm

As St Patricks Day draws near
The street-sweepers are cowering with fear
The Irish are coming on mass
With green balloons full of gas

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:06 pm

As St Patricks Day draws near
The street-sweepers are cowering with fear
The Irish are coming on mass
With green balloons full of gas
And enough Guinness to last all year

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:09 pm

yeah... drunk in a few hours Laugh

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:32 pm

Making breakfast this morning

by littleswannygirl Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:38 pm

Making breakfast this morning
I tried to butter toast whilst yawning

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 4:34 pm

Making breakfast this morning
I tried to butter toast whilst yawning
But the knife it did slip

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34 pm

Making breakfast this morning
I tried to butter toast whilst yawning
But the knife it did slip
And lodged in my hip

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:17 pm

Making breakfast this morning
I tried to butter toast whilst yawning
But the knife it did slip
And lodged in my hip.
Wish me RIP - so little warning! Sad

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:30 pm

There are people who just cannot take it

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:48 pm

There are people who just cannot take it
No matter how much they fake it

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:38 pm

There are people who just cannot take it
No matter how much they fake it
The look says their really not bothered

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:33 pm

There are people who just cannot take it
No matter how much they fake it
The look says their really not bothered
But deep down their feelings are smothered

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Mar 2012, 8:26 pm

There are people who just cannot take it
No matter how much they fake it
The look says their really not bothered
But deep down their feelings are smothered
keep poking your gonna get hit

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