The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52 am

I saw a ghost in my house lastnight

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:58 am

I saw a ghost in my house lastnight,
Tinted green in a ghoulish light.

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:59 am

I saw a ghost in my house lastnight,
Tinted green in a ghoulish light
It floated down the stairs

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:10 am

I saw a ghost in my house lastnight,
Tinted green in a ghoulish light
It floated down the stairs
And fell over some chairs

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:54 am

I saw a ghost in my house lastnight,
Tinted green in a ghoulish light
It floated down the stairs
And fell over some chairs
which gave my dog an awful fright

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:25 pm

My dog is a wuss and a coward,

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:35 pm

My dog is a wuss and a coward,
with perfumes and pillows he was showered

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:39 pm

My dog is a wuss and a coward,
with perfumes and pillows he was showered
He's such a pampered pooch

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:44 pm

My dog is a wuss and a coward,
with perfumes and pillows he was showered
He's such a pampered pooch
He regularly gets a douche

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:49 pm

My dog is a wuss and a coward,
with perfumes and pillows he was showered
He's such a pampered pooch
He regularly gets a douche
And he sleeps with my gay uncle Howard.

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:49 pm

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 2:57 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Mar 2012, 3:52 pm

True story! Wink

by President Trump Tue 20 Mar 2012, 4:01 pm

I was cycling my bike to town

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09 pm

I was cycling my bike to town
All well 'til the weather did start to frown

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:46 am

I was cycling my bike to town
All well 'til the weather did start to frown;
I was soaked to the bone

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:49 am

I was cycling my bike to town
All well 'til the weather did start to frown;
I was soaked to the bone
Waiting at the pedestrian zone

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:22 am

I was cycling my bike to town
All well 'til the weather did start to frown;
I was soaked to the bone
Waiting at the pedestrian zone
And the wind kept on lifting my gown.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:14 am

My cousin was coming to stay,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:21 am

My cousin was coming to stay,
But in the docks he got lead astray,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:23 am

My cousin was coming to stay,
But in the docks he got lead astray,
By a tranny named Carla

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:24 am

My cousin was coming to stay,
But in the docks he got lead astray,
By a tranny named Carla,
Who offered him some Marsala,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:28 am

My cousin was coming to stay,
But in the docks he got lead astray,
By a tranny named Carla,
Who offered him some Marsala,
And he ended up poking her hay.

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:28 am

My cousin was coming to stay,
But in the docks he got lead astray,
By a tranny named Carla,
Who offered him some Marsala,
Now he goes by the name Desireé

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:30 am

Yours is better, Dicey!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:32 am

both good endings... clap

My 3rd eye was utterly confused,

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:37 am

I agree with Linebreaker they are both good

My 3rd eye was utterly confused,
Was that a bomb? and will it be defused

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:39 am

My 3rd eye was utterly confused,
Was that a bomb? and will it be defused
So I peered a bit closer

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:43 am

My 3rd eye was utterly confused,
Was that a bomb? and will it be defused
So I peered a bit closer
From my seat on the rollercoaster

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:45 am

My 3rd eye was utterly confused,
Was that a bomb? and will it be defused
So I peered a bit closer
From my seat on the rollercoaster
But got a shock when the track (skywards) suddenly moved.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:46 am

It's like reading Chaucer! Wink

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:48 am

radix malorum est cupiditas!.... speak for yourself Geoffrey!

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:01 am

My horse wouldn't budge from the paddock

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:04 am

My horse wouldn't budge from the paddock
Despite my coaxing with a squash racquet,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:07 am

My horse wouldn't budge from the paddock
Despite my coaxing with a squash racquet,
So I got really mad

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:07 am

My horse wouldn't budge from the paddock
Despite my coaxing with a squash racquet,
So I got really mad
And did something bad

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10 am

My horse wouldn't budge from the paddock
Despite my coaxing with a squash racquet,
So I got really mad
And did something bad
And smacked it in the face with a haddock

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10 am

My horse wouldn't budge from the paddock
Despite my coaxing with a squash racquet,
So I got really mad
And did something bad
As I slapped him full force with a haddock.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:15 am

jinx!!!! Very Happy

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:05 pm

Thats freaky Laugh

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:09 pm

I'd been fishing for over an hour

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:15 pm

I'd been fishing for over an hour
And my mood was starting to sour

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:19 pm

I'd been fishing for over an hour
And my mood was starting to sour;
When at last I got a bite

by President Trump Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:20 pm

I'd been fishing for over an hour
And my mood was starting to sour;
When at last I got a bite
which put up a fight

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:20 pm

d been fishing for over an hour
And my mood was starting to sour;
When at last I got a bite
which put up a fight
But who was on the hook but David Gower!

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:46 pm

While watching a film in the dark

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:10 pm

While watching a film in the dark
I decided to guff for a lark.

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:12 pm

While watching a film in the dark
I decided to guff for a lark.
the fart was silent but deadly

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:14 pm

While watching a film in the dark
I decided to guff for a lark.
the fart was silent but deadly
And permeated readily

by **Kenny** Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:17 pm

While watching a film in the dark
I decided to guff for a lark.
the fart was silent but deadly
And permeated readily
so strong it peeled wood from the bark

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