The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Jan - 8:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Mar - 1:17

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 1:28

On the journey i was feeling quite sick

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 1:30

On the journey i was feeling quite sick
Hitting the bumps, the driver was being a p*ick

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 1:33

On the journey i was feeling quite sick
Hitting the bumps, the driver was being a p*ick
he was laughing and thought it was funny

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 1:42

On the journey i was feeling quite sick
Hitting the bumps, the driver was being a p*ick
he was laughing and thought it was funny
because he had all our money

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 1:49

On the journey i was feeling quite sick
Hitting the bumps, the driver was being a p*ick
he was laughing and thought it was funny
because he had all our money
so i robbed him using a stick

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Mar - 1:50

Best way to rob someone! Laugh

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Mar - 1:50

My undies were getting too tight

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 2:09

My undies were getting too tight
My bulge spilling out....what a sight !

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Mar - 2:13

My undies were getting too tight
My bulge spilling out....what a sight !
It scared some old ladies,

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 2:15

My undies were getting too tight
My bulge spilling out....what a sight !
It scared some old ladies,
But not Paul and the other OGrady's

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 2:16

My undies were getting too tight
My bulge spilling out....what a sight !
It scared some old ladies,
with my meat and two veggies

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Mar - 2:16

My undies were getting too tight
My bulge spilling out....what a sight !
It scared some old ladies,
But not Paul and the other OGrady's,
Next time I'll buy some that fit right.

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 2:23

There once was a woman from Goole

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 3:13

There once was a woman from Goole
who lost her key in a pool

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 3:16

There once was a woman from Goole
who lost her key in a pool
she'd tooked it into her top

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 3:27

There once was a woman from Goole
who lost her key in a pool
she'd tooked it into her top
and it fell out with a plop

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 3:39

There once was a woman from Goole
who lost her key in a pool
she'd tooked it into her top
and it fell out with a plop
thats the key not the brown stool

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 3:51

The ship was coming to port

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Mar - 4:00

The ship was coming to port
my plans i would have to abort

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 21:13

The ship was coming to port
my plans i would have to abort
I dived overboard

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Mar - 21:15

The ship was coming to port
my plans i would have to abort
I dived overboard
Whilst being drunk as a lord

by President Trump Thu 22 Mar - 21:17

The ship was coming to port
my plans i would have to abort
I dived overboard
Whilst being drunk as a lord
and ended up going to court

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Mar - 2:09

A parcel arrived in the mail,

by **Kenny** Fri 23 Mar - 4:59

A parcel arrived in the mail,
So slowly it was delivered by snail

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Mar - 7:14

A parcel arrived in the mail,
So slowly it was delivered by snail,
But when I opened it up,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Mar - 19:09

A parcel arrived in the mail,
So slowly it was delivered by snail,
But when I opened it up,
Inside was the World Cup,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Mar - 19:22

A parcel arrived in the mail,
So slowly it was delivered by snail,
But when I opened it up,
Inside was the World Cup,
And a clipping from Pickles' tail.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Mar - 19:23

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Mar - 19:53

I love Pickles.... Dog

by President Trump Fri 23 Mar - 21:26

An astronaut was dying for a wee

by Beer Fri 23 Mar - 21:47

An astronaut was dying for a wee
But in space it still hurts when you pee

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Mar - 21:50

An astronaut was dying for a wee
But in space it still hurts when you pee;
So they took out his bladder,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Mar - 21:51

An astronaut was dying for a wee
But in space it still hurts when you pee;
So they took out his bladder,
And gave him a ladder,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Mar - 21:53

An astronaut was dying for a wee
But in space it still hurts when you pee;
So they took out his bladder,
And gave him a ladder,
Which he slid down whilst screaming with glee.

by littleswannygirl Fri 23 Mar - 22:05

by **Kenny** Fri 23 Mar - 22:25

Screaming out loud with joy

by President Trump Fri 23 Mar - 23:28

Screaming out loud with joy
Was my wife when I gave her a buzzing toy

by **Kenny** Fri 23 Mar - 23:35

Screaming out loud with joy
Was my wife when I gave her a buzzing toy
It brought a smile to her face

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Mar - 23:56

Screaming out loud with joy
Was my wife when I gave her a buzzing toy
It brought a smile to her face
But she frigged at such pace

by President Trump Sat 24 Mar - 0:10

Screaming out loud with joy
Was my wife when I gave her a buzzing toy
It brought a smile to her face
But she frigged at such pace
and it slipped and logged into her eye

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 24 Mar - 0:13

by **Kenny** Sat 24 Mar - 0:18

The Bell tolling ment bring out your Dead

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 24 Mar - 0:22

The Bell tolling ment bring out your Dead
So I hit my wife over the head

by **Kenny** Sat 24 Mar - 0:27

The Bell tolling ment bring out your Dead
So I hit my wife over the head
She'd been getting on my nerves

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 24 Mar - 0:31

The Bell tolling ment bring out your Dead
So I hit my wife over the head
She'd been getting on my nerves
Saying her saggy belly was 'curves'

by **Kenny** Sat 24 Mar - 0:36

The Bell tolling ment bring out your Dead
So I hit my wife over the head
She'd been getting on my nerves
Saying her saggy belly was 'curves'
And taking up all of the bed !

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 24 Mar - 0:41

by **Kenny** Sat 24 Mar - 1:14

The race between the Tortoise and Hare

by President Trump Sat 24 Mar - 1:23

The race between the Tortoise and Hare
began as a stupid dare

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