The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:57 am

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:49 am

Stumbling my way through a tunnel
It came to an end like a funnel

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:04 am

Stumbling my way through a tunnel
It came to an end like a funnel
My belly got stuck

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:54 am

Stumbling my way through a tunnel
It came to an end like a funnel
My belly got stuck
When an oncoming truck

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:03 am

Stumbling my way through a tunnel
It came to an end like a funnel
My belly got stuck
When an oncoming truck
Hit me straight in the arse like a pummell

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:26 pm

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:55 pm

The arrow was shot in the air

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:20 pm

The arrow was shot in the air
In full view of the crowd at the fair

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:24 pm

The arrow was shot in the air
In full view of the crowd at the fair
There was panic and fear

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:25 pm

The arrow was shot in the air
In full view of the crowd at the fair
There was panic and fear
Some screaming and tears

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:27 pm

The arrow was shot in the air
In full view of the crowd at the fair
There was panic and fear
Some screaming and tears
But the man who shot it didnt care

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:30 pm

The disco was in full swing,

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:32 pm

The disco was in full swing,
When my underpants went ping

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:46 pm

The disco was in full swing,
When my underpants went ping
But in the dazzle of the strobe

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:49 pm

The disco was in full swing,
When my underpants went ping
But in the dazzle of the strobe
I could quickly disrobe

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:57 pm

The disco was in full swing,
When my underpants went ping
But in the dazzle of the strobe
I could quickly disrobe
Before someone nailed my ring

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:24 pm

My mate fell asleep on the floor

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:30 pm

My mate fell asleep on the floor
But at 6 ' 7 his feet stuck out the door

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:38 pm

My mate fell asleep on the floor
But at 6 ' 7 his feet stuck out the door
We wanted to play a trick

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:40 pm

My mate fell asleep on the floor
But at 6 ' 7 his feet stuck out the door
We wanted to play a trick
So on his head we drew a big dick

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:44 pm

My mate fell asleep on the floor
But at 6 ' 7 his feet stuck out the door
We wanted to play a trick
So on his head we drew a big dick
Compared to his own it was sizably more

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:47 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:48 pm

Taking a break from the wife

by President Trump Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:50 pm

Taking a break from the wife
After I woke up to find her with a knife

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:54 pm

Taking a break from the wife
After I woke up to find her with a knife
Id been a naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:59 pm

Taking a break from the wife
After I woke up to find her with a knife
Id been a naughty boy
Getting some extra-marital joy

by President Trump Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:00 am

Taking a break from the wife
After I woke up to find her with a knife
Id been a naughty boy
Getting extra-marital joy
As she was contemplating 20 to life

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:01 am

Taking a break from the wife
After I woke up to find her with a knife
Id been a naughty boy
Getting some extra-marital joy
But eh ho thats life

by President Trump Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:29 am

There was a man who was shot in the knee

by littleswannygirl Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:27 am

There was a man who was shot in the knee
Standing in the portaloo taking a pee

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:03 am

There was a man who was shot in the knee
Standing in the portaloo taking a pee
But if he'd been sitting

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:28 am

There was a man who was shot in the knee
Standing in the portaloo taking a pee
But if he'd been sitting
What would the bullet of been hitting

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:01 am

There was a man who was shot in the knee
Standing in the portaloo taking a pee
But if he'd been sitting
What would the bullet of been hitting
I dare say it'd been his last wee

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:01 am

Sonia was ironning her knickers

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:36 pm

Sonia was ironning her knickers
Nibbling on a extra large Snickers

by President Trump Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:25 pm

Sonia was ironning her knickers
Nibbling on a extra large Snickers
She got a brown smudge on her pants

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:38 pm

Sonia was ironning her knickers
Nibbling on a extra large Snickers
She got a brown smudge on her pants
Which attracted her husband Lance

by **Kenny** Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:08 am

Sonia was ironning her knickers
Nibbling on a extra large Snickers
She got a brown smudge on her pants
Which attracted her husband Lance
The dirty bugger started giving her the lickers

by President Trump Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:51 pm

I found a mouse under my bed

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:55 pm

I found a mouse under my bed,
Which had a third ear on its head,

by President Trump Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:07 pm

I found a mouse under my bed,
Which had a third ear on its head,
It started to growl

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:15 pm

I found a mouse under my bed,
Which had a third ear on its head,
It started to growl
So I grabbed a bath towel

by President Trump Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:24 pm

I found a mouse under my bed,
Which had a third ear on its head,
It started to growl
So I grabbed a bath towel
And ended up sleeping in the shed

by **Kenny** Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:12 am

I looked at the clock on the wall

by President Trump Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:24 am

I looked at the clock on the wall
It was big with the face of a doll

by **Kenny** Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:30 am

I looked at the clock on the wall
It was big with the face of a doll
As the eyelids clicked over

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:15 pm

I looked at the clock on the wall
It was big with the face of a doll
As the eyelids clicked over
It startled poor Rover

by **Kenny** Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:28 am

I looked at the clock on the wall
It was big with the face of a doll
As the eyelids clicked over
It startled poor Rover
Who was sat happily lickings his balls

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:53 am

No matter how young you are,

by **Kenny** Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:57 am

No matter how young you are,
Big boobs are needing a bra

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:22 pm

No matter how young you are,
Big boobs are needing a bra
Especially when rising a horse

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