The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan - 21:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Mar - 13:22

1976 was an unusual year,
we had sunshine in summer, how queer?
The punks were about

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 13:23

1976 was an unusual year,
we had sunshine in summer, how queer?
The punks were about
and the odd lager lout

by **Kenny** Tue 27 Mar - 13:48

1976 was an unusual year,
we had sunshine in summer, how queer?
The punks were about
and the odd lager lout
not me , i was to young for beer

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 13:49

Shall we go out on the Thames for a punt?

by **Kenny** Tue 27 Mar - 13:51

Shall we go out on the Thames for a punt?
Said my mate who looked just like James Hunt

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Mar - 13:52

Shall we go out on the Thames for a punt?
Said my mate who looked just like James Hunt
He was such a big toff

by **Kenny** Tue 27 Mar - 13:56

Shall we go out on the Thames for a punt?
Said my mate who looked just like James Hunt
He was such a big toff
Champagne he did Quaff

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 14:18

Shall we go out on the Thames for a punt?
Said my mate who looked just like James Hunt
He was such a big toff
Champagne he did Quaff
But he was poor and it was all a big front

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 14:18

Phew!

Are you into Jazz and all that?

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 14:20

Are you into Jazz and all that?
Said the man with the wide brimmed hat

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Mar - 14:21

Are you into Jazz and all that?
Said the man with the wide brimmed hat;
I said, 'jazz cigarettes?'

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 14:34

Are you into Jazz and all that?
Said the man with the wide brimmed hat;
I said, 'jazz cigarettes?'
no he said 'fags with tourettes'

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Mar - 14:35

Are you into Jazz and all that?
Said the man with the wide brimmed hat;
I said, 'jazz cigarettes?'
no he said 'fags with tourettes'
So I smiled and then kneecapped the tw@t.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Mar - 14:38

Are you into Jazz and all that?
Said the man with the wide brimmed hat;
I said, 'jazz cigarettes?'
no he said 'fags with tourettes'
'Cos there's one here making love to your cat.'

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 14:44

Have you met my wife? She's a rock!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Mar - 14:46

Have you met my wife? She's a rock!
Of my dangly bits she always takes stock,

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 27 Mar - 15:07

Have you met my wife? She's a rock!
Of my dangly bits she always takes stock,
She's good with her hands

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 16:02

Have you met my wife? She's a rock!
Of my dangly bits she always takes stock,
She's good with her hands
and has lovely big cans

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 16:09

Have you met my wife? She's a rock!
Of my dangly bits she always takes stock,
She's good with her hands
and has lovely big cans
So I reciprocate with my coc
au vin.

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 16:10

I met a girl from New Orleans

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 16:11

I met a girl from New Orleans
She was originally from Queens

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 16:21

I met a girl from New Orleans
She was originally from Queens
I went back to her house

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 16:30

I met a girl from New Orleans
She was originally from Queens
I went back to her house
And unbuttoned her blouse

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 16:33

I met a girl from New Orleans
She was originally from Queens
I went back to her house
And unbuttoned her blouse
But ran seeing the bulge in her jeans

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 16:50

There was an old woman from Norwich

by President Trump Tue 27 Mar - 16:57

There was an old woman from Norwich
who for all of her life ate Porridge

by **Biltong** Tue 27 Mar - 19:56

There was an old woman from Norwich
who for all of her life ate Porridge
On the odd occasion would she eat some meat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Mar - 22:17

There was an old woman from Norwich
who for all of her life ate Porridge
On the odd occasion would she eat some meat
and even some biltong for a treat,

by Glas a du Tue 27 Mar - 23:12

There was an old woman from Norwich
who for all of her life ate Porridge
On the odd occasion would she eat some meat
and even some biltong for a treat,
Though she claims it gives her an itch.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Mar - 7:59

My neighbour was such a big perv

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar - 9:55

My neighbour was such a big perv
His peeping has struck a big nerve

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 10:18

My neighbour was such a big perv
His peeping has struck a big nerve
We decided to set him a trap

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Mar - 10:25

My neighbour was such a big perv
His peeping has struck a big nerve
We decided to set him a trap
And when we heard it go 'snap'

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 10:32

My neighbour was such a big perv
His peeping has struck a big nerve
We decided to set him a trap
And when we heard it go 'snap'
It proved you get what you deserve

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Mar - 10:36

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 11:18

Luckless was giving applause

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Mar - 11:34

Luckless was giving applause
But instead of hands he had paws

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar - 11:54

Luckless was giving applause
But instead of hands he had paws
His balls they were blue

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Mar - 12:25

Luckless was giving applause
But instead of hands he had paws
His balls they were blue
Yet his intentions were true

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Mar - 12:29

Luckless was giving applause
But instead of hands he had paws
His balls they were blue
Yet his intentions were true
Despite all his pus-weeping sores.

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar - 12:33

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Mar - 12:40

The knife industry in Limerick was struggling,

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 12:42

The knife industry in Limerick was struggling
Against a weak economy they were juggling

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar - 12:51

The knife industry in Limerick was struggling
Against a weak economy they were juggling
The gangs were more into guns

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 12:55

The knife industry in Limerick was struggling
Against a weak economy they were juggling
The gangs were more into guns
Fathers were hiding from their sons

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar - 13:04

The knife industry in Limerick was struggling
Against a weak economy they were juggling
The gangs were more into guns
Fathers were hiding from their sons
'Knife's' 'Guns' Think Peace and give me a Cuddling

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 13:11

I met this blonde in a bar

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar - 13:15

I met this blonde in a bar
A few drinks and we were sat in my car

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar - 13:17

I met this blonde in a bar
A few drinks and we were sat in my car
Soon she begged me for some fondling

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Mar - 13:25

I met this blonde in a bar
A few drinks and we were sat in my car
Soon she begged me for some fondling
After I jokingly complimented her modelling

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