The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 1:39 pm

I met this blonde in a bar
A few drinks and we were sat in my car
Soon she begged me for some fondling
After I jokingly complimented her modelling
But then slapped me for going to far Shocked

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 1:42 pm

I met this blonde in a bar
A few drinks and we were sat in my car
Soon she begged me for some fondling
After I jokingly complimented her modelling
and then she showed me her scar

by Glas a du Wed 28 Mar 2012, 2:04 pm

I know a girl who walks like a duck

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 2:25 pm

I know a girl who walks like a duck
She's also built like an Oshkosh truck

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar 2012, 2:54 pm

I know a girl who walks like a duck
She's also built like an Oshkosh truck
she has rolls upon rolls

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:02 pm

I know a girl who walks like a duck
She's also built like an Oshkosh truck
she has rolls upon rolls
And her t!ts are like bowls

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:05 pm

I know a girl who walks like a duck
She's also built like an Oshkosh truck
she has rolls upon rolls
And her t!ts are like bowls
and inbetween was where her last boyfriend was stuck

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:05 pm

I know a girl who walks like a duck
She's also built like an Oshkosh truck
she has rolls upon rolls
And her t!ts are like bowls
She goes by the name of Chuck.

you jumped me.

A lioness was lying prone on the grass

by Glas a du Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:02 pm

A lioness was lying prone on the grass
A bird eating fleas from a crevasse

by President Trump Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:11 pm

A lioness was lying prone on the grass
A bird eating fleas from a crevasse
The Lioness got annoyed

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:19 pm

A lioness was lying prone on the grass
A bird eating fleas from a crevasse
The Lioness got annoyed
and showed the flee a reason to be paranoid

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:20 pm

A lioness was lying prone on the grass
A bird eating fleas from a crevasse
The Lioness got annoyed
and showed the bird a reason to be paranoid
As she poked a claw up her feathery ass

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:53 pm

In the middle of the woods is a big old tree

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:56 pm

In the middle of the woods is a big old tree
Were i once took Lucy for a picnic tea

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:58 pm

In the middle of the woods is a big old tree
Were i once took Lucy for a picnic tea
She loved to swim in her birthday suit

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:01 pm

In the middle of the woods is a big old tree
Were i once took Lucy for a picnic tea
She loved to swim in her birthday suit
And have me fingering her, like playing a flute

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:04 pm

In the middle of the woods is a big old tree
Were i once took Lucy for a picnic tea
She loved to swim in her birthday suit
And have me fingering her, like playing a flute
AS she reached her peak she sounded a perfect G

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:09 pm

On a boat trip one day down the Nile

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:15 pm

On a boat trip one day down the Nile
I saw the biggest old crocodile

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:17 pm

On a boat trip one day down the Nile
I saw the biggest old crocodile
It must of been 20 feet long

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:28 pm

On a boat trip one day down the Nile
I saw the biggest old crocodile
It must of been 20 feet long
stuck in its teeth was a teeny tiny little thong

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:31 pm

On a boat trip one day down the Nile
I saw the biggest old crocodile
It must of been 20 feet long
stuck in its teeth was a teeny tiny little thong
The fleeing half naked swimmer sure made me smile

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:33 pm

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Her face glistened in the moonlit night

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:36 pm

Her face glistened in the moonlit night
The huge spot on her nose , quite a sight

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:37 pm

Her face glistened in the moonlit night
The huge spot on her nose , quite a sight
I closed my eyes as I went for her chest

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:52 pm

Her face glistened in the moonlit night
The huge spot on her nose , quite a sight
I closed my eyes as I went for her chest
But on her new 3rd nipple my fingers did rest

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:56 pm

Her face glistened in the moonlit night
The huge spot on her nose , quite a sight
I closed my eyes as I went for her chest
But on her new 3rd nipple my fingers did rest
And gave me a hell of a fright

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:03 pm

I'd caught a sex act on my phone

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:05 pm

I'd caught a sex act on my phone
It was reminiscent of a dog eating a bone

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:09 pm

I'd caught a sex act on my phone
It was reminiscent of a dog eating a bone
With lots of slurping and licking

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:16 pm

I'd caught a sex act on my phone
It was reminiscent of a dog eating a bone
With lots of slurping and licking
And some expert tongue flicking

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:25 pm

I'd caught a sex act on my phone
It was reminiscent of a dog eating a bone
With lots of slurping and licking
And some expert tongue flicking
My hand shaking as i let out a moan

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:30 pm

after a long engagement I decided to marry

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:32 pm

after a long engagement I decided to marry
but my surname my new wife wouldn't carry

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:33 pm

after a long engagement I decided to marry
but my surname my new wife wouldn't carry
she was a virgin but also a surgeon

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:39 pm

after a long engagement I decided to marry
but my surname my new wife wouldn't carry
she was a virgin but also a surgeon
so being called Shagsalot was to much of a burden

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:43 pm

fter a long engagement I decided to marry
but my surname my new wife wouldn't carry
she was a virgin but also a surgeon
so being called Shagsalot was to much of a burden
So I left her for a hot blonde in Pari

by Glas a du Wed 28 Mar 2012, 8:34 pm

I went for a walk to the Bank

by **Biltong** Wed 28 Mar 2012, 8:45 pm

I went for a walk to the Bank
I was flirting with bankruptcy to be frank

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:00 am

I went for a walk to the Bank
I was flirting with bankruptcy to be frank
But as luck would have it

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 7:49 am

I went for a walk to the Bank
I was flirting with bankruptcy to be frank
But as luck would have it
The manager was a mate called Schmidt

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 7:57 am

I went for a walk to the Bank
I was flirting with bankruptcy to be frank
But as luck would have it
The manager was a mate called Schmidt
And he gave me some cash and a w@nk.

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:01 am

nice finish there Luckless

I went cruising on the Midmar dam

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:39 am

I went cruising on the Midmar dam
In my cabin I set up a WebCam

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:43 am

I went cruising on the Midmar dam
In my cabin I set up a WebCam
I passed a hitchhiker

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:51 am

I went cruising on the Midmar dam
In my cabin I set up a WebCam
I passed a hitchhiker
and God did I want her

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:00 am

I went cruising on the Midmar dam
In my cabin I set up a WebCam
I passed a hitchhiker
and God did I want her
So I took her to Dar es Salaam.

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:49 am

I stumbled into an alley

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:57 am

I stumbled into an alley
Where a couple were getting quite pally

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:01 am

I stumbled into an alley
Where a couple were getting quite pally
I pulled down my pants

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