The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:05

I stumbled into an alley
Where a couple were getting quite pally
I pulled down my pants
For a spot of romance

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:08

I stumbled into an alley
Where a couple were getting quite pally
I pulled down my pants
For a spot of romance
And took the woman right up the Sally

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:21

My nuts were beginning to warm,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:25

Dicey!

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:33

My nuts were beginning to warm
As I approached the storm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:56

My nuts were beginning to warm
As I approached the storm
But as I reached the old barn on the hill

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:05

My nuts were beginning to warm
As I approached the storm
But as I reached the old barn on the hill
My nuts started to spill

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:09

My nuts were beginning to warm
As I approached the storm
But as I reached the old barn on the hill
My nuts started to spill
Going everywhere like bee's in a swarm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:12

like lawn fertiliser you mean?

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:25

The wave came over my head

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28

The wave came over my head
I hadn't heard what the lifeguard had said

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39

The wave came over my head
I hadn't heard what the lifeguard had said
but this was the day

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:52

The wave came over my head
I hadn't heard what the lifeguard had said
but this was the day
when i decided to pray

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:53

The wave came over my head
I hadn't heard what the lifeguard had said
but this was the day
when i decided to pray
for a trip to Hawaii instead

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:54

clever!

It was a beautiful sunday morn.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:56

It was a beautiful sunday morn
And I had a tough choice: church or porn?

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:58

It was a beautiful sunday morn
And I had a tough choice: church or porn?
I decided to go to amsterdam

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:58

It was a beautiful sunday morn
And I had a tough choice: church or porn?
So with my tissues and oil

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:59

It was a beautiful sunday morn
And I had a tough choice: church or porn?
So with my tissues and oil
I would myself spoil

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:02

It was a beautiful sunday morn
And I had a tough choice: church or porn?
So with my tissues and oil
I would myself spoil
Much to the other church-goers scorn

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:04

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:07

On a rainy day in Somerset West

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:08

On a rainy day in Somerset West
I thought id put my pulling power to the test

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:11

On a rainy day in Somerset West
I thought id put my pulling power to the test
I'd stopped the one that i wanted

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:11

On a rainy day in Somerset West
I thought id put my pulling power to the test
I'd stopped the one that i wanted
As i was being daunted

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:19

On a rainy day in Somerset West
I thought id put my pulling power to the test
I'd stopped the one that i wanted
As i was being daunted
Until her knickers in my hand I realised that i really was the best

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:20

I sent my PC to be fixed

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:29

I sent my PC to be fixed
If they can't it will be sixed

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:35

I sent my PC to be fixed
If they can't it will be sixed
I will think about getting a laptop

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:58

I sent my PC to be fixed
If they can't it will be sixed
I will think about getting a laptop
At the one stop shop

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:29

I sent my PC to be fixed
If they can't it will be sixed
I will think about getting a laptop
At the one stop shop
because I like my porn racially mixed

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:06

Is that the porn you watch on Sundays? Laugh

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:13

Time to change the gameplan

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:13

There is nothing wrong with pouring some chocolate on your milk Laugh

Time to change the gameplan
Said my brother to my nan

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:16

Time to change the gameplan
Said my brother to my nan
They had been trying without much success

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:17

Time to change the gameplan
Said my brother to my nan
They had been trying without much success
They even involved the local press

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:28

Time to change the gameplan
Said my brother to my nan
They had been trying without much success
They even involved the local press
About the face of Jesus in her frying pan

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:28

Time to change the gameplan
Said my brother to my nan
They had been trying without much success
They even involved the local press
with the headline " Can you make my Nan a Man ? "

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:30

My nan went to the hospital

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:32

My nan went to the hospital
Which wasn't very logical

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:36

My nan went to the hospital
Which wasn't very logical
Her pains had all gone

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:38

My nan went to the hospital
Which wasn't very logical
Her pains had all gone
The transformation was completely done

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:47

My nan went to the hospital
Which wasn't very logical
Her pains had all gone
The transformation was completely done
now she has a pair of testical

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:53

We would have let you away with the s at the end Laugh

Three men and a dog went to work

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02

Three men and a dog went to work
but then one started being a jerk

by President Trump Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:19

Three men and a dog went to work
but then one started being a jerk
The dog went to bite

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:57

Three men and a dog went to work
but then one started being a jerk
The dog went to bite
Soon there was one hell of a fight

by Glas a du Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:50

Three men and a dog went to work
but then one started being a jerk
The dog went to bite
Soon there was one hell of a fight
Like that woman in the Airport and Bjiork

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:24

I took a swig of my whisky

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 22:14

I took a swig of my whisky
i was skiing so it was pretty risky

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