The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:57

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Biltong** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 23:14

I took a swig of my whisky
I was skiing so it was pretty risky
The slope was pretty steep

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Mar 2012, 23:20

I took a swig of my whisky
I was skiing so it was pretty risky
The slope was pretty steep
to much drinking i was falling asleep

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 08:37

I took a swig of my whisky
I was skiing so it was pretty risky
The slope was pretty steep
to much drinking i was falling asleep
When I woke up, Saint Peter kissed me.

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 09:39

I walked into a Phoneshop

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 09:51

I walked into a Phoneshop
whilst drinking my soda pop

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 09:52

I walked into a Phoneshop
whilst drinking my soda pop
The security said "OUT"

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 09:58

I walked into a Phoneshop
whilst drinking my soda pop
The security said "OUT"
So I gave him a clout

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 09:59

I walked into a Phoneshop
whilst drinking my soda pop
The security said "OUT"
So I gave him a clout
and ran straight into an off duty cop

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:42

Nice!

I went to the shop to get flip flops

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:53

I went to the shop to get flip flops
in the shape of lollipops

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:55

I went to the shop to get flip flops
in the shape of lollipops
'Cos I left my old pair

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:56

I went to the shop to get flip flops
in the shape of lollipops
'Cos I left my old pair
covered in hair

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:06

I went to the shop to get flip flops
in the shape of lollipops
'Cos I left my old pair
covered in hair
But all I could find was gum drops

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:11

Strange but good!

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:14

Strange but good
So she said I could

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:36

Strange but good
So she said I could
But her dad wasn't happy

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:40

Strange but good
So she said I could
But her dad wasn't happy
Needles to say I ignored her pappy

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:44

Strange but good
So she said I could
But her dad wasn't happy
Needles to say I ignored her pappy
And porked her while wearing a hood.

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:54

My Uncle was an old chimney sweep

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:55

My Uncle was an old chimney sweep
On the job, He often fell asleep

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:15

My Uncle was an old chimney sweep
On the job, He often fell asleep
He was covered in soot

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:19

My Uncle was an old chimney sweep
On the job, He often fell asleep
He was covered in soot
From head to foot

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:21

My Uncle was an old chimney sweep
On the job, He often fell asleep
He was covered in soot
From head to foot
And ended up looking like a creep.

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:34

I was on a trip to the shops

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:55

I was on a trip to the shops
To get ciggies for my Pops

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:57

I was on a trip to the shops
To get ciggies for my Pops
But the shop had sold out

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59

I was on a trip to the shops
To get ciggies for my Pops
But the shop had sold out
So I let out a shout

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05

I was on a trip to the shops
To get ciggies for my Pops
But the shop had sold out
So I let out a shout
And in panic Ali pulled out his Glock.

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12

The telephone rang off the hook

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:18

The telephone rang off the hook
As I was finishing the last page of my book

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:25

The telephone rang off the hook
As I was finishing the last page of my book
I answered in time

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:26

The telephone rang off the hook
As I was finishing the last page of my book
I answered in time
After writing the last line

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:32

The telephone rang off the hook
As I was finishing the last page of my book
I answered in time
After writing the last line
And it turns out my publisher's a crook!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:07

There once was a pony from Gloucester,

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18

There once was a pony from Gloucester
That just wouldn't let me ride on her

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21

There once was a pony from Gloucester
That just wouldn't let me ride on her
But with a firm tap on her rump

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:29

There once was a pony from Gloucester
That just wouldn't let me ride on her
But with a firm tap on her rump
She bolted with a jump

by Glas a du Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:37

There once was a pony from Gloucester
That just wouldn't let me ride on her
But with a firm tap on her rump
She bolted with a jump
Now I've entered her in a race over Easter.

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:28

My mates were all having a laugh

by Glas a du Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:41

My mates were all having a laugh
Peering at my Missus in her bath

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:45

My mates were all having a laugh
Peering at my Missus in her bath
The bubbles weren't covering her bits

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:56

My mates were all having a laugh
Peering at my Missus in her bath
The bubbles weren't covering her bits
or the hair under her pits

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:57

My mates were all having a laugh
Peering at my Missus in her bath
The bubbles weren't covering her bits
or the hair under her pits
In fact she looks like Steffi Graf !

by President Trump Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:05

Hairy German women

by eirebilly Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:21

Sitting here hoping that the car will start
Its the middle of december and really cold
With no blankets here to unfold
i resort to a smelly warming fart

by Glas a du Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:33

Sitting here hoping that the car will start
Its the middle of december and really cold
With no blankets here to unfold
i resort to a smelly warming fart
And the realisation dawn that this verse isn't a limerick at all

by **Biltong** Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:58

Glas a du wrote:Sitting here hoping that the car will start
Its the middle of december and really cold
With no blankets here to unfold
i resort to a smelly warming fart
And the realisation dawn ~~that this verse isn't a limerick~~ it wasn't a fart at all

Fixed that for you Glass

by **Kenny** Sat 31 Mar 2012, 00:19

The girl i was planning on bedding

by **Pal Joey** Sat 31 Mar 2012, 05:18

The girl i was planning on bedding
Arrived on the train from Reading

by **Kenny** Sat 31 Mar 2012, 14:19

The girl i was planning on bedding
Arrived on the train from Reading
She was wearing a bright summers dress

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