The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:57 am

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:43 am

The girl i was planning on bedding
Arrived on the train from Reading
She was wearing a bright summers dress
But her hair was a bit of a mess

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:45 am

The girl i was planning on bedding
Arrived on the train from Reading
She was wearing a bright summers dress
But her hair was a bit of a mess
Then the bombshell ! no SEX before the wedding !

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:28 am

She opened the door to her boudoir,

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:31 am

She opened the door to her boudoir,
the handcuffs could be seen from afar

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:55 am

She opened the door to her boudoir,
the handcuffs could be seen from afar
As I went inside

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:31 am

She opened the door to her boudoir,
the handcuffs could be seen from afar
As I went inside
I saw a shiny piece of hide

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:22 pm

She opened the door to her boudoir,
the handcuffs could be seen from afar
As I went inside
I saw a shiny piece of hide
so I grabbed it and ran to my car.

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:32 pm

I was carrying a heavy sack

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:46 pm

I was carrying a heavy sack
It hung so low it showed my crack

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:50 pm

I was carrying a heavy sack
It hung so low it showed my crack
I was hoping the wife would sort it

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:53 pm

I was carrying a heavy sack
It hung so low it showed my crack
I was hoping the wife would sort it
So I begged her to give it a hit

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:56 pm

I was carrying a heavy sack
It hung so low it showed my crack
I was hoping the wife would sort it
So I begged her to give it a hit
So with that she gave me a smack

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:00 pm

I once knew a blonde with big lips

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:01 pm

I once knew a blonde with big lips
she plumped them by using bulldog clips

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:02 pm

I once knew a blonde with big lips
she plumped them by using bulldog clips
So we lay down in lush green grass

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:04 pm

I once knew a blonde with big lips
she plumped them by using bulldog clips
So we lay down in lush green grass
with my bicycle parked in her ass

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:07 pm

I once knew a blonde with big lips
she plumped them by using bulldog clips
So we lay down in lush green grass
with my bicycle parked in her ass
She gave me some playfull tips

by Glas a du Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:09 pm

I'll be there in an hour and a quarter

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:09 pm

I'll be there in an hour and a quarter
Alert the bloody porter

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:09 pm

While walking back home from the pub

by Glas a du Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:13 pm

Charming!

by President Trump Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:13 pm

I'll be there in an hour and a quarter
Alert the bloody porter
He always locks me out

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:35 pm

I'll be there in an hour and a quarter
Alert the bloody porter
He always locks me out
And calls me a lager lout

by President Trump Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:47 pm

I'll be there in an hour and a quarter
Alert the bloody porter
He always locks me out
And calls me a lager lout
I would smack him if only he was shorter

by Glas a du Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:57 pm

There once was a massive steam liner

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:09 pm

There once was a massive steam liner,
You'd never see anything finer,

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:25 pm

There once was a massive steam liner,
You'd never see anything finer,
As it sailed for Bermuda

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:27 pm

There once was a massive steam liner,
You'd never see anything finer,
As it sailed for Bermuda,
Like a glistening tuna,

by Glas a du Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:32 pm

There once was a massive steam liner,
You'd never see anything finer,
As it sailed for Bermuda,
Like a glistening tuna,
Her hull was shaped just like a tulip

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:33 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:26 pm

I'd stayed up all night to watch telly

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:36 am

I'd stayed up all night to watch telly,
Eating bowl after bowl of green jelly,

by President Trump Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:15 pm

I'd stayed up all night to watch telly,
Eating bowl after bowl of green jelly,
My stomach was sick

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:22 pm

I'd stayed up all night to watch telly,
Eating bowl after bowl of green jelly,
My stomach was sick
But my pork-sword grew thick

by President Trump Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:28 pm

I'd stayed up all night to watch telly,
Eating bowl after bowl of green jelly,
My stomach was sick
But my pork-sword grew thick
And I came all over my belly

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:50 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:50 pm

I'm not the only one who loves jelly then! Wink

by Glas a du Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:16 pm

Why would you have green when there's red

by President Trump Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:19 pm

Why would you have green when there's red
Said my father to uncle Fred

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:32 pm

Why would you have green when there's red
Said my father to uncle Fred
Who was boning a frog

by President Trump Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:33 pm

Why would you have green when there's red
Said my father to uncle Fred
Who was boning a frog
while knocking back grog

by Glas a du Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:39 pm

Why would you have green when there's red
Said my father to uncle Fred
Who was boning a frog
while knocking back grog
Sadly it was poisonous, now he's dead

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:42 pm

So Murdoch is calling it quits,

by Glas a du Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:46 pm

So Murdoch is calling it quits,
Saying he's had it up to hist its

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:06 pm

So Murdoch is calling it quits,
Saying he's had it up to hist its
But he wont have to worry

by Glas a du Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:10 pm

So Murdoch is calling it quits,
Saying he's had it up to hist its
But he wont have to worry
His daddy's in a hurry

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:15 pm

So Murdoch is calling it quits,
Saying he's had it up to hist its
But he wont have to worry
His daddy's in a hurry
And Wendy's quite good with her fists.

by **Biltong** Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:21 pm

Frans Steyn is back in town

by President Trump Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:28 pm

Frans Steyn is back in town
Wearing a lovely French gown

by **Biltong** Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:31 pm

Frans Steyn is back in town
Wearing a lovely French gown
ready for another world cup trophy

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