The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 03 Apr 2012, 2:33 pm

Frans Steyn is back in town
Wearing a lovely French gown
ready for another world cup trophy
To give to his girlfriend Sophie

by **Biltong** Tue 03 Apr 2012, 2:42 pm

Frans Steyn is back in town
Wearing a lovely French gown
ready for another world cup trophy
To give to his girlfriend Sophie
The world cup crown.

by Glas a du Tue 03 Apr 2012, 3:07 pm

Whilst tossing a dwarf out in Aukland

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 03 Apr 2012, 3:13 pm

Whilst tossing a dwarf out in Aukland
I went to a strip club called Norkland

by Glas a du Tue 03 Apr 2012, 3:54 pm

Whilst tossing a dwarf out in Aukland
I went to a strip club called Norkland
There were moustaches and beards

by President Trump Tue 03 Apr 2012, 3:56 pm

Whilst tossing a dwarf out in Aukland
I went to a strip club called Norkland
There were moustaches and beards
and the women were weird

by **Biltong** Tue 03 Apr 2012, 9:01 pm

Whilst tossing a dwarf out in Aukland
I went to a strip club called Norkland
There were moustaches and beards
and the women were weird
So I went to join the band.

by Glas a du Tue 03 Apr 2012, 9:37 pm

Whilst pumping away like a good 'un.

by **Biltong** Tue 03 Apr 2012, 9:51 pm

Whilst pumping away like a good 'un
The barbell hit me on the bloody chin

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Apr 2012, 11:18 pm

Whilst pumping away like a good 'un
The barbell hit me on the bloody chin
The instructor came over

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 6:07 am

Whilst pumping away like a good 'un
The barbell hit me on the bloody chin
The instructor came over
and gave me a four leaf clover

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 8:44 am

Whilst pumping away like a good 'un
The barbell hit me on the bloody chin
The instructor came over
and gave me a four leaf clover
Which I used to garnish my pudding.

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 9:08 am

Nice!

I went to town to play a game of cricket

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 9:57 am

I went to town to play a game of cricket
It was being played on a really tricky wicket

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:01 am

I went to town to play a game of cricket
It was being played on a really tricky wicket
But as I went to take guard

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:01 am

I went to town to play a game of cricket
It was being played on a really tricky wicket
Which meant I couldn't treat the ball with disdain

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:08 am

I went to town to play a game of cricket
It was being played on a really tricky wicket
Which meant I couldn't treat the ball with disdain
Playing sensible until a bad ball i could cane

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:10 am

I went to town to play a game of cricket
It was being played on a really tricky wicket
Which meant I couldn't treat the ball with disdain
Playing sensible until a bad ball i could cane
Then I hit a ball for six and my batting partner screamed WICKED!

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:23 am

The smoke from the fire made me cough

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:42 am

The smoke from the fire made me cough
As I rescued the pig from the trough,

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:46 am

The smoke from the fire made me cough
As I rescued the pig from the trough
I ran down the hill with the piece of bacon

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:52 am

The smoke from the fire made me cough
As I rescued the pig from the trough
I ran down the hill with the piece of bacon
My veggie diet i had forsaken

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:02 am

The smoke from the fire made me cough
As I rescued the pig from the trough
I ran down the hill with the piece of bacon
My veggie diet i had forsaken
Cause I'am taking this pig to a cook-off

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:04 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:06 am

The smoke from the fire made me cough
As I rescued the pig from the trough
I ran down the hill with the piece of bacon
My veggie diet i had forsaken
But the fire engine crew were hardly chuffed

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:17 am

The kids were wanting to play

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:19 am

The kids were wanting to play
With the knives that I'd bought off Ebay

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:26 am

The kids were wanting to play
With the knives that I'd bought off Ebay
I should of just said NO

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:27 am

The kids were wanting to play
With the knives that I'd bought off Ebay
I should of just said NO
but then they stabbed me low

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:31 am

The kids were wanting to play
With the knives that I'd bought off Ebay
I should of just said NO
but then they stabbed me low
'Cos I never taught them to obey.

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:31 am

so I went down to Nantuckit

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:36 am

so I went down to Nantuckit
Carrying a spade and a bucket

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:39 am

so I went down to Nantuckit
Carrying a spade and a bucket
to catch me some crabs

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:41 am

so I went down to Nantuckit
Carrying a spade and a bucket
to catch me some crabs
or flounders and dabs

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:47 am

so I went down to Nantuckit
Carrying a spade and a bucket
to catch me some crabs
or flounders and dabs
And a seagull - I'll get Cook to pluck it.

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:55 am

I decided to get really drunk

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:58 am

I decided to get really drunk
And behave like a real punk

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 12:01 pm

I decided to get really drunk
And behave like a real punk
So i downed shot after shot

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 12:03 pm

I decided to get really drunk
And behave like a real punk
So i downed shot after shot
Until every girl looked hot.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 12:03 pm

I decided to get really drunk
And behave like a real punk
So i downed shot after shot
Until every girl looked hot
But none of them wanted my junk.

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 12:05 pm

The Easter bunny was hiding his eggs

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 1:07 pm

The Easter bunny was hiding his eggs
Including one that was Nick Clegg's

by President Trump Wed 04 Apr 2012, 1:08 pm

The Easter bunny was hiding his eggs
Including one that was Nick Clegg's
It was yellow in colour

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 1:24 pm

The Easter bunny was hiding his eggs
Including one that was Nick Clegg's
It was yellow in colour
All hollow , not fuller

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 1:35 pm

The Easter bunny was hiding his eggs
Including one that was Nick Clegg's
It was yellow in colour
All hollow , not fuller
But the issssss-u was "who ate the dregs?"

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 1:53 pm

Can i have intrest you in a bet

by **Biltong** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 2:49 pm

Can i have intrest you in a bet
but before, more light must be shed

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:09 pm

Can i have intrest you in a bet
but before, more light must be shed
ive got a tip from a mate

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:13 pm

Can i have intrest you in a bet
but before, more light must be shed
ive got a tip from a mate
Last name Windsor, first name Kate

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:15 pm

Can i intrest you in a bet
but before, more light must be shed
ive got a tip from a mate
Last name Windsor, first name Kate
its got royal approval so wont get you in debt

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