The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by Glas a du Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:24 pm

Whilst visiting the falls at Niagra.

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:26 pm

Whilst visiting the falls at Niagra.
I popped a blue pill called Viagra

by President Trump Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:27 pm

Whilst visiting the falls at Niagra.
I popped a blue pill called Viagra
I first grabbed my wife

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:27 pm

Whilst visiting the falls at Niagra.
I popped a blue pill called Viagra
I was stiff as a board

by Glas a du Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:31 pm

Whilst visiting the falls at Niagra.
I popped a blue pill called Viagra
I was stiff as a board
My wife said 'my Lord!'

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:32 pm

Whilst visiting the falls at Niagra.
I popped a blue pill called Viagra
I was stiff as a board
My wife said " My Lord "
as i banged her as hard as a cadaver

by Glas a du Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:33 pm

The power of suggestion is lost on this thread!

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:35 pm

The power of suggestion is lost on this thread!
Said the wife as she frigged herself softly in bed.

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:44 pm

The power of suggestion is lost on this thread!
Said the wife as she frigged herself softly in bed.
I want you to muck on my chest

by President Trump Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:50 pm

The power of suggestion is lost on this thread!
Said the wife as she frigged herself softly in bed.
I want you to muck on my chest
She shouted holding her breast

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:53 pm

The power of suggestion is lost on this thread!
Said the wife as she frigged herself softly in bed.
I want you to muck on my chest
She shouted holding her breast
But my aim was poor and i hit her in the eye instead

by President Trump Wed 04 Apr 2012, 3:54 pm

I wore a patch on my left eye

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 4:00 pm

I wore a patch on my left eye
Corrective surgery i was willing to try

by President Trump Wed 04 Apr 2012, 4:06 pm

I wore a patch on my left eye
Corrective surgery i was willing to try
It went terribly wrong

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 4:14 pm

I wore a patch on my left eye
Corrective surgery i was willing to try
It went terribly wrong
When the doc tripped on my thong

by President Trump Wed 04 Apr 2012, 4:30 pm

I wore a patch on my left eye
Corrective surgery i was willing to try
It went terribly wrong
When the doc tripped on my thong
Now Im not really a guy

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 4:32 pm

by Glas a du Wed 04 Apr 2012, 5:52 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote:The power of suggestion is lost on this thread!
Said the wife as she frigged herself softly in bed.

bar stewards, you knew what meant!

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:28 pm

bar stewards , you knew what i meant !
as i ordered the drinks before lent

by Glas a du Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:57 pm

bar stewards , you knew what i meant !
as i ordered the drinks before lent
But oh no would you listen?

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Apr 2012, 11:58 pm

bar stewards , you knew what i meant !
as i ordered the drinks before lent
But oh no would you listen?
My daughters birth i was wanting to christen

by Glas a du Thu 05 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

bar stewards , you knew what i meant !
as i ordered the drinks before lent
But oh no would you listen?
My daughters birth i was wanting to christen.
And now my anger I need to vent

by **Kenny** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 12:15 am

Kiss them and wish me luck

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 12:42 am

Kiss them and wish me luck
As I hopped into the back of a truck

by Glas a du Fri 06 Apr 2012, 7:39 am

Kiss them and wish me luck
As I hopped into the back of a truck
Did you think I would leave you dying?

by **Kenny** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:21 am

Kiss them and wish me luck
As I hopped into the back of a truck
Did you think I would leave you dying?
There were you were shot were lying

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:26 am

Kiss them and wish me luck
As I hopped into the back of a truck
Did you think I would leave you dying?
There were you were shot were lying
Not really... I was quick to duck.

by **Kenny** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:27 am

Can Tommy come out to play ?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:29 am

Can Tommy come out to play ?
We had great fun yesterday

by **Kenny** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:42 am

Can Tommy come out to play ?
We had great fun yesterday
We played in the fields and climbed trees

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:43 am

Can Tommy come out to play ?
We had great fun yesterday
We played in the fields and climbed trees
and we didn't rip the wings off bees

by **Kenny** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:46 am

Can Tommy come out to play ?
We had great fun yesterday
We played in the fields and climbed trees
and we didn't rip the wings off bees
but we did throw stones at John who is gay

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:49 am

Young Pippa was so annoyed

by **Kenny** Fri 06 Apr 2012, 10:51 am

Young Pippa was so annoyed
All her dolls the boys had destroyed

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:05 am

Young Pippa was so annoyed
All her dolls the boys had destroyed
By the boy next door named Brett

by Glas a du Sat 07 Apr 2012, 6:52 am

Young Pippa was so annoyed
All her dolls the boys had destroyed
By the boy next door named Brett
Lee whose a bit of a twet

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 8:00 am

Young Pippa was so annoyed
All her dolls the boys had destroyed
By the boy next door named Brett
Lee whose a bit of a twet
Who grew up near Ammanford

by Glas a du Sat 07 Apr 2012, 8:48 am

Curses! Foiled again! I hate you Penelope Pitstop!

She had an arse that looked like an orange

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 10:06 am

I can't do the Mutley laugh... any more.

She had an arse that looked like an orange
That often rivaled the sunset at Stonehenge

by **Kenny** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 11:54 am

She had an arse that looked like an orange
That often rivaled the sunset at Stonehenge
Its was rough and covered in pits

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 12:09 pm

She had an arse that looked like an orange
That often rivaled the sunset at Stonehenge
Its was rough and covered in pits
Not including the dangly bits

by Glas a du Sat 07 Apr 2012, 12:21 pm

She had an arse that looked like an orange
That often rivaled the sunset at Stonehenge
Its was rough and covered in pits
Not including the dangly bits
That was nothing compared to her flange.

by **Biltong** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:10 pm

So she decided to go on a diet

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:13 pm

So she decided to go on a diet
So I put my comments on "Quiet"

by **Biltong** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:21 pm

So she decided to go on a diet
So I put my comments on "Quiet"
In silence I watched her gain

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:24 pm

So she decided to go on a diet
So I put my comments on "Quiet"
In silence I watched her gain
Clever double entendres; I had to refrain

by **Biltong** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:35 pm

So she decided to go on a diet
So I put my comments on "Quiet"
In silence I watched her gain
Clever double entendres; I had to refrain
Yet the gain, I couldn't deny it.

by Glas a du Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:40 pm

Whilst Arthur was away from Camelot

by **Biltong** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:41 pm

Whilst Arthur was away from Camelot
Guinnevere played with Sir Lancelot

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 2:21 pm

Whilst Arthur was away from Camelot
Guinnevere played with Sir Lancelot
He then showed her his sword

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