The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Biltong** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 3:35 pm

Whilst Arthur was away from Camelot
Guinnevere played with Sir Lancelot
He then showed her his sword
She deemed it a little short

by **Kenny** Sat 07 Apr 2012, 9:34 pm

Whilst Arthur was away from Camelot
Guinnevere played with Sir Lancelot
He then showed her his sword
She deemed it a little short
But it certainly made her come alot

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:11 am

Whilst picking apples from a tree,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:20 am

Whilst picking apples from a tree,
A wasp came and landed on me.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:46 am

Whilst picking apples from a tree,
A wasp came and landed on me.
But as I went to flick it away

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:48 am

Whilst picking apples from a tree,
A wasp came and landed on me.
But as I went to flick it away
A swarm of them came my way

by **Kenny** Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:46 pm

Whilst picking apples from a tree,
A wasp came and landed on me.
But as I went to flick it away
A swarm of them came my way
So I scared them away singing songs from glee

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:12 pm

That would scare me off, too!

by **Biltong** Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:24 pm

That would scare me off too
looking at the size of that doggie poo

by **Kenny** Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:58 pm

That would scare me off too
looking at the size of that doggie poo
The dog must of been like a horse

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:48 pm

That would scare me off too
looking at the size of that doggie poo
The dog must of been like a horse
It looked full of fibre and very coarse

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 6:58 am

That would scare me off too
looking at the size of that doggie poo
The dog must of been like a horse
It looked full of fibre and very coarse
I'm certain that is the leg of a kangaroo.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:03 am

The milk in the fridge had gone sour,

by President Trump Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:15 am

The milk in the fridge had gone sour
It was in there for many an hour

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:15 am

The milk in the fridge had gone sour,
It had been left out in the sun for an hour

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:18 am

The milk in the fridge had gone sour,
It had been left out in the sun for an hour
So I decide to pour it down the drain.

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:22 am

The milk in the fridge had gone sour,
It had been left out in the sun for an hour
So I decide to pour it down the drain.
I thought that was using my brain

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:27 am

The milk in the fridge had gone sour,
It had been left out in the sun for an hour
So I decide to pour it down the drain.
I thought that was using my brain
but it made my morning tea tastless and dour

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:30 am

The rain was belting down

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:31 am

The rain was belting down
it was dripping on the Queen's crown.

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:34 am

The rain was belting down
it was dripping on the Queen's crown.
She was getting all soggy and wet

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:35 am

The rain was belting down
it was dripping on the Queen's crown.
She was getting all soggy and wet
It didn't take long for her to fret

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:37 am

The rain was belting down
it was dripping on the Queen's crown.
She was getting all soggy and wet
It didn't take long for her to fret
And her smile soon turned to a frown

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:40 am

The kick off by Carter was deep

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:50 am

The kick off by Carter was deep
It was high and the angle was steep

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:56 am

The kick off by Carter was deep
It was high and the angle was steep
Unusually Matfield made a mistake

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:01 am

The kick off by Carter was deep
It was high and the angle was steep
Unusually Matfield made a mistake
Costing position they could ill afford to foresake

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:52 pm

The kick off by Carter was deep
It was high and the angle was steep
Unusually Matfield made a mistake
Costing position they could ill afford to foresake
Fortunately for him, the cross defence was there to sweep.

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:01 pm

While out walking i got lost in the wood

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:05 pm

While out walking i got lost in the wood
So I searched for the north star as any survivalist should

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:10 pm

While out walking i got lost in the wood
So I searched for the north star as any survivalist should
But it was daylight so there wasn't a star

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:11 pm

While out walking i got lost in the wood
So I searched for the north star as any survivalist should
But it was daylight so there wasn't a star
So with that curveball I searched for a bar

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:15 pm

While out walking i got lost in the wood
So I searched for the north star as any survivalist should
But it was daylight so there wasn't a star
So with that curveball I searched for a bar
A brandy to calm my nerves would be good

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:17 pm

thanks for the curve ball kenny.

The moderator tried to throw me a curve

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:20 pm

The moderator tried to throw me a curve
It wasn't an intentional swerve

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:22 pm

The moderator tried to throw me a curve
It wasn't an intentional swerve
But as luck would have it

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:30 pm

The moderator tried to throw me a curve
It wasn't an intentional swerve
But as luck would have it
I was able to grab it

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:40 pm

The moderator tried to throw me a curve
It wasn't an intentional swerve
But as luck would have it
I was able to grab it
and revocered with a blind side swerve

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:44 pm

sorry

I wanted to go for a ride

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 3:48 pm

I wanted to go for a ride
With my blondie by my side

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 3:53 pm

I wanted to go for a ride
With my blondie by my side
So we jumped in the car

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 3:57 pm

I wanted to go for a ride
With my blondie by my side
So we jumped in the car
and went searching for the north star

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:02 pm

I wanted to go for a ride
With my blondie by my side
So we jumped in the car
and went searching for the north star
And then decided on a joint suicide

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:08 pm

How romantic.

We were off to their funeral

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:17 pm

i went all Thelma and Louise for a minute Wink

We were off to their funeral
Where the vicar came over all comical

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:22 pm

We were off to their funeral
Where the vicar came over all comical
He thought the situation was hilarious

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:25 pm

We were off to their funeral
Where the vicar came over all comical
He thought the situation was hilarious
He wasn't taking it serious

by **Biltong** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:33 pm

We were off to their funeral
Where the vicar came over all comical
He thought the situation was hilarious
He wasn't taking it serious
as the news of their death went viral

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:25 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:26 pm

The sign on the door said closed

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