The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:35 pm

The sign on the door said closed
The appointment of Bryce Lawrence was to be opposed.

by **Kenny** Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:44 pm

The sign on the door said closed
The appointment of Bryce Lawrence was to be opposed.
He didn't meet the required standard

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:08 pm

The sign on the door said closed
The appointment of Bryce Lawrence was to be opposed.
They didn't meet the required standard
His interpretations of the laws were absurd

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:36 am

The sign on the door said closed
The appointment of Bryce Lawrence was to be opposed.
He didn't meet the required standard
His interpretations of the laws were absurd
And his flaws were clearly exposed

by littleswannygirl Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:11 am

Billy and Kenny ran for their lives

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:13 am

Billy and Kenny ran for their lives
As the Tootinator chased them with knives

by eirebilly Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:14 am

Little swanny was in a hurry
So she decided to grab a curry
As she ran, the gas inside grew
When she tooted, those around her flew

by eirebilly Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:22 am

Swanny and an owl, sitting in a tree
Swanny is F A R T I N G
First she bulds the gas, then her bottom toots
Down falls the owl with its last ever hoot.

by **Biltong** Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:45 am

Swanny and an owl, sitting in a tree
Swanny is F A R T I N G
First she bulds the gas, then her bottom toots
Down falls the owl with its last ever hoot.
Goodbye says swanny as she is departing

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:30 pm

Billy and Kenny ran for their lives
As the Tootinator chased them with knives
But with every step she gave out a toot

by **Biltong** Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:53 pm

Billy and Kenny ran for their lives
As the Tootinator chased them with knives
But with every step she gave out a toot
as there was a thorn in her foot

by littleswannygirl Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:45 pm

Billy and Kenny ran for their lives
As the Tootinator chased them with knives
But with every step she gave out a toot
as there was a thorn in her foot
That was giving her a nasty case of hives

by eirebilly Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:36 pm

Dont you just love us all Swanny Very Happy

by **Biltong** Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:58 pm

Dont you just love us all Swanny
Tell me do you like peanut butter and honey

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:55 am

Dont you just love us all Swanny
Tell me do you like peanut butter and honey
Yes... but not on the same piece of toast

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:57 am

Dont you just love us all Swanny
Tell me do you like peanut butter and honey
Yes... but not on the same piece of toast
But I do prefer a good english roast

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:16 pm

Don't you just love us all Swanny
Tell me do you like peanut butter and honey
Yes... but not on the same piece of toast
But I do prefer a good english roast
With a rich glazing of Manuka Honey

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:21 pm

I was going to turn off the light

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:36 pm

I was going to turn off the light,
But decided to grab a quick bite,

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:45 pm

I was going to turn off the light,
But decided to grab a quick bite,
i needed a snack before bed

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:50 pm

I was going to turn off the light,
But decided to grab a quick bite,
i needed a snack before bed
But bumped into the missus instead

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:53 pm

I was going to turn off the light,
But decided to grab a quick bite,
i needed a snack before bed
But bumped into the missus instead
She'd taken off her makeup , what a sight !

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:07 am

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Checking in my rear-vision mirror

by littleswannygirl Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:17 pm

Checking in my rear-vision mirror
I noticed the police car getting nearer

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:29 pm

Checking in my rear-vision mirror
I noticed the police car getting nearer
So I turned left at the V

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:21 pm

Checking in my rear-vision mirror
I noticed the police car getting nearer
So I turned left at the V
and dropped my celphone on my knee

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:48 pm

Checking in my rear-vision mirror
I noticed the police car getting nearer
So I turned left at the V
and dropped my celphone on my knee
As the fine would cost me much Lira

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:23 pm

I am starting to get double vision

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:49 pm

I am starting to get double vision
As im posting like a man on a mission

by **Biltong** Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:04 pm

I am starting to get double vision
As im posting like a man on a mission
It was Sunday and I had nothing better to do

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:29 pm

I am starting to get double vision
As im posting like a man on a mission
It was Sunday and I had nothing better to do
Lets keep that between me and you

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:18 am

I am starting to get double vision
As im posting like a man on a mission
It was Sunday and I had nothing better to do
Lets keep that between me and you
'Cos others would scorn us with derision

by **Biltong** Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:28 am

Nice one.

It's monday morning and I am sitting at work

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:53 pm

It's monday morning and i am sitting at work
Looking over at the office jerk

by **Biltong** Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:59 pm

It's monday morning and i am sitting at work
Looking over at the office jerk
he is lazy and will always just be a clerk

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:00 pm

It's monday morning and i am sitting at work
Looking over at the office jerk
he is lazy and will always just be a clerk
He thinks he's gods gift which does make me smirk

by **Biltong** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:02 pm

It's monday morning and i am sitting at work
Looking over at the office jerk
he is lazy and will always just be a clerk
He thinks he's gods gift which does make me smirk
Cuase every time I hide his hair gel he goes beserk.

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:26 pm

Which movies shall i put on my list ?

by **Biltong** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:37 pm

Which movies shall i put on my list
something funny or something with a twist?

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:44 pm

Which movies shall i put on my list
something funny or something with a twist?
With so many i just can not choose

by **Biltong** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:54 pm

Which movies shall i put on my list
something funny or something with a twist?
With so many i just can not choose
Will it be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:07 pm

Which movies shall i put on my list
something funny or something with a twist?
With so many i just can not choose
Will it be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
Or something more meaty like Schindlers List

by Glas a du Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:30 pm

One day I went out to the Races.

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:33 pm

One day I went out to the Races.
To watch the horses be put through their paces

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:38 pm

One day I went out to the Races.
To watch the horses be put through their paces
Then one mounted another

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:39 pm

One day I went out to the Races.
To watch the horses be put through their paces
Then one mounted another
Which was strange as it was his brother

by Glas a du Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:53 pm

One day I went out to the Races.
To watch the horses be put through their paces
Then one mounted another
Which was strange as it was his brother.
Aritrocrats eh? they're all missing their aces!

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:50 pm

The Cook his Wife and her Lover

by **Biltong** Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:56 pm

The Cook his Wife and her Lover
Had a fight in the van on their way to Dover

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:48 pm

The Cook his Wife and her Lover
Had a fight in the van on their way to Dover
But when they surfaced in Calais

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