Jacamos United (AKA... Philipp Lahm's High Flying Birds)

Team: Jacamos United
Stadium: Greggs
Manager: Mr Long Leggy Cleggy Weggy
Assistant Managers: Mrs. Agnes Brown and Russell Howard
Physio: Dr. Kenny Deuchar
Team colours: Navy Blue and Orange
Starting budget: £6.9m
Current budget: £15.4m
Number in squad: 23

Goalkeepers
Gianluigi Buffon
Roman Weidenfeller

Defenders
Marcel Schmelzer (LB)
Philipp Lahm (LB/RB) - El Capitaino
Martin Montoya (RB)
Lukasz Piszczek (RB)
Rio Ferdinand (CB)
Angelo Ogbonna (CB)
Dante (CB)
Gerard Piqué (CB)

Midfielders

Javi Martinez (CM/DM/CB)
Beñat Etxebarria (CM/DM)
Marouane Fellaini (DM/CM/AM)
Xabi Alonso (DM/CM)
Younes Belhanda (AM/CM/RW)
Michu (AM)
Ashley Young (RW/LW/SS)
Iker Muniain (LM/LW/RM/RW)
Xherdan Shaqiri (RM/RW/LM/LW)

Strikers

Cristian Tello (RW/LW/ST)
Diego Milito (ST/CF)
Robert Lewandowski (CF) (El Vice Capitano)
Luuk de Jong (CF)
Alvaro Negredo (ST)


Transfers In

Fernando Amorebieta (£7.9m - Athletic Bilbao)
Luiz Gustavo (£13m - München)
Javi Martinez (£17.5m - Athletic Bilbao)
Cristian Tello (£2.2m - Barcelona)
Marcel Schmelzer (£6.6m - Borussia Dortmund)
Phil Jagielka + Gylfi Sigurdsson + £3m (£3m + PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£1.8m - Lawyers)
Dante Bonfim Costa Santos (£7m - Borussia Monchengladbach)
Urby Emmanuelson (£3.1m - Releases)
Lukasz Piszczek (£7.9m - Borussia Dortmund)
Xabi Alonso (£40.5m - Real Madrid)
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Wes Hoolahan (£2.6m - Norwich)
Alan Dzagoev (£14m - CSKA Moscow)
Steven Gerrard - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Luuk de Jong (PX3 - Real Ale Sociedad)
Javier Hernandez (£21m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Marouane Fellaini (£18.5m - Season 1 lawyers)
Angelo Ogbonna (£2.65m - Releases)
Alvaro Negredo + Ashley Young (PX4 - Hangover 69)
Younes Belhanda (£12.5m - Montpellier)
Nemanja Vidic (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)
Kenny Deuchar (£500k - Livingston)
Thorgan Hazard (£500k - Lens)
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Gerard Piqué (£40.8m - Barcelona)
Roman Weidenfeller (£4.4m - Borussia Dortmund)
Michu (£5.4m - Lawyers)

Transfers Out

Yoann Gourcuff (£15m - Lawyers)
Aleksandr Hleb (£1.3m - Released)
Maxime Gonalons + Raul Albiol (PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£2.9m - Go Ahead Eagles)
Urby Emmanuelson (£7.5m - Lawyers)
Marco Reus (£35m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Emilio Izaguirre (£5m - Borussia Munchingballsack)
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Wes Hoolahan (£4.6m - Cunning Canaries)
Phil Jagielka & Gylfi Sigurdsson - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Olivier Giroud (PX3 + £12m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Luis Gustavo (£15m - Treble's Revenge)
Tom Cleverley + Javier Hernandez + Alan Dzagoev (PX4 + £2m - Hangover 69)
Robert Lewandowski (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)
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Darijo Srna (£12.6m - Lawyers)
Costel Pantilimon (£3.7m - Lawyers)
Fernando Amorebieta (£9.5m - Lawyers)
Steven Gerrard (£20m - Barearselona FC)
Thorgan Hazard (£250k - Releases)
Kenny Deuchar (£250k - Releases)

Season 1 Data:

Season 2 Data:

Income


Voting and Tactics Bonus

Week 1 (£4m) (£2m for tactics, £2m for a win)
Week 2 (£4m) (£2m for tactics, £2m for a win)
Week 3 (£4m) (£2m for tactics, £2m for a win)

Media Bonus

£1m for Gameweek 1
£1m for Gameweek 2
£1m for Gameweek 3

Top Scorers

How much or who for Lahm?

Haha good luck

What would you want for Shaqiri?

What for Rio Ferdinand?

Yo Jacamos United, Afro want to know if you have any voucher codes for Jacamo. He was a bit embarressed to ask so can you holla at him please with a voucher code or just let him know you dont have one.

Safety

What do you want for Gustavo?

What would you like for Shaqiri with his breasts like molehills?

I know Gustavo is NFS, but I had an eye on him for as soon as I had raised enough funds.

Hypothetically, what trade from AC ALSOAM would you accept for him?

How much for "Clever" Tom Cleverley?

Reus or Lewandowski, what ya wanting fella?

How about Shaqiri and Lewandowski..
For
Lennon and Cisse (who's just scored)

You get two Premier League player so gain from the exposure, I get my beloved Bundesliga ones

20m for Reus?

£10M and Wilson Palacios
For
Luis Gustavo
ENQ

Ok then.

Youssouf Mulumbu and my last £4M for Gonalons?

You'd get great DM/CM cover and a bit of cash, and I get to pair up Gonalons and Toulalan!

Is there anyone who is your team's kind of player to trade for Gonalons?

I would like to sign Gonalons.

Would £7M and now playing again Mahamadou Diarra seal the deal?

I can't do a loan deal, especially with a recall clause.

I can pay over the odds if that will help?

£12M and Diarra for Gonalons?

Final offer for Gonalons.

£5.4M, Mahamadou Diarra and Charlie Adam for Gonalons?

£5.4M - last of my cash
Mahamadou Diarra - replacement DM and cover for the two you have
Charlie Adam - Best midfielder in the world

Any chance of signing Gonalons permanently?

18m and Giovinco for Reus
Or
Cazorla for Reus?

Enq

Maxime Gonalons (I know...)
for
Youssouf Mulumbu, Mahamadou Diarra, Andy Polo and £1.15M

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on top?

Right.

Maxime Gonalons and Fernando Amorebieta
for
Phil Jagielka and Youssouf Mulumbu

Jags > Amorebieta
Gonalons > Mulumbu

That's fair enough.

How about;

Gonalons and Albiol or Ferdinand
for
Jagielka and Sigurdsson

Out of Jagielka and Boateng I want to keep Boateng.

I can go to;

Gonalons and Albiol
For
Jagielka, Sigurdsson and £3M when I get it

You can have the £3M I owe you now, have already updated my page so you just need to add the cash to your budget if you haven't already

18m for lahm?

will make it 20m if you wish.

£15M cash for Lewandowski
ENQ

£13M cash for Olivier Giroud
ENQ

6 million + Didier Drogba = Giroud
Enq

Giroud 13.5m

14m + Berbatov = Lahm?

what would you like for Javi Martinez (if he's for sale, though everyone has a price :P)

20m and Motta for Martinez?

Enq

What do you want for Shaqiri, Tello, Munain & Schmelzer?

Shaqiri + Tello + Munian + Schmelzer
=
Mertens + Saha + Forlan + Enrique

Anything I could add to improve it?

Sorry mate. He wasn't on the list of players in the league pages.

Interested in Shaqiri

Jeremy Toulalan for Luiz Gustavo
ENQ

I do want the Toulalan/Gonalons partnership, but I put in an enquiry for Gustavo and also to Nando for Tymoschuck, then I would have the Bayern Munich CB and DM partnerships.

If I get Tymoschuck, would you do the deal?

Don't tell me who I can and can't build!

Marco Reus
For
Aaron Lennon and Miralem Pjanic?

For the record, Reus is a Monchengladbach player, who's becoming a Dortmund player in the summer

You don't deserve to have him

Alderweireld for Jagielka
Enq

£12.2 million for Jagielka
Enq

That is all the money I have btw

How much for Rio Ferdinand mate?
and Tom Cleverley.

Separate proces if you will consider offers.
I can offer Philippe Mexès/Diego Godin as a replacement CB.

I will offer Philippe Mexès & Diego Godin
FOR
Rio Ferdy
ENQ

Thats 2 good CB's for one.

Whilst it's a good offer, I think the partnership of Jags + Ferdi works well (especially with Ferdi having a great season).

Humm. I see your point. But Jags hasnt/isnt having the best season.
Where as Philippe Mexès & Diego Godin are having good season and they are different types of CBs, Mexes being the more quicker/tight man marking type and Godin being the beast.

Ill level with you, I would of played them last week as that partnership would be been better than Jones & Evans, but Ive got a Man United back line. Rio & Evans would be perfect for my team.
Whilst yes if you sell him to me your essencially giving me the CB's im after but I am also giving you 2 good CB's. Also based on TM you are getting double Rios worth. Which only means in terms of money wise in this league its a very good offer.

Rio - £8.4m
Mexes - £7m + Godin - £10.5m = £17.5m

What you say??

Sorry for the delay. I dc'ed. I'll have a think as I have to go but feel free to do any other deals. Don't wait on me.

I will; wait for Rio Ferdy5 TSC. Please have a think. Its not a bad deal at all and im known for being very astute with deals. This is not one of those. Please consider it and holla before tomorrows tactics due.
You could have a Champions League CB partnered by a Europa League Semi Finalist CB, who looks set to be in the final, in your team by tomorrow.

Philip Lahm.

If I offered you Pablo Armero, Granit Xhaka and Aaron Lennon for him, would you deal?