Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...


There once was a boxer named Tyson,

Teeth, for a fighter, one feels
Are for more than just chewing up meals

they grip the mouthpiece

Teeth, for a fighter, one feels
Are for more than just chewing up meals
they grip the mouthpiece
But call the police

Teeth, for a fighter, one feels
Are for more than just chewing up meals
they grip the mouthpiece
But call the police
If they find it's a stolen gumshield

Last night I watched Rocky V

Union Cane wrote:Last night I watched Rocky V

But the series had taken a dive

Last night I watched Rocky V
But the series had taken a dive
I felt that Stallone

HumanWindmill wrote:Last night I watched Rocky V
But the series had taken a dive
I felt that Stallone

should have left it alone

Last night I watched Rocky V
But the series had taken a dive
I felt that Stallone
Should have left it alone
Or startled us, Creed's still alive!

There once was a fighter named Charley

There once was a fighter named Charley
Whose diet was oatmeal and barley

There once was a fighter named Charley
Whose diet was oatmeal and barley
Who wanted a piece of Sugar

There once was a fighter named Charley
Whose diet was oatmeal and barley
Who wanted a piece of Sugar
But Ray ducked him, the buggger

Union Cane wrote:There once was a fighter named Charley
Whose diet was oatmeal and barley
Who wanted a piece of Sugar
But Ray ducked him, the buggger

had a sex change and called himself 'Carly'.

Two Ton Tony Galento

Union Cane wrote:Two Ton Tony Galento

Used to take from each fight a memento

Two Ton Tony Galento
Used to take from each fight a memento
He fought kangaroos

Two Ton Tony Galento
Used to take from each fight a memento
He fought kangaroos
Nearly gave Joe Louis the blues

Two Ton Tony Galento
Used to take from each fight a memento
He fought kangaroos
Nearly gave Joe Louis the blues
In L A, or perhaps Sacramento

I suppose you could call me Slapsie

Rodney wrote:I suppose you could call me Slapsie

'cause I suffered quite bad with the clap, see.

I suppose you could call me Slapsie
'cause I suffered quite bad with the clap, see
I held onto my '0'

Union Cane wrote:I suppose you could call me Slapsie
'cause I suffered quite bad with the clap, see
I held onto my '0'

plus the fire, down below.

I suppose you could call me Slapsie
'cause I suffered quite bad with the clap, see
I held onto my '0'
plus the fire, down below
My hand-picked opponents were crrap, see

Iron chinned George Chuvalo

Iron chinned George Chuvalo
Was never among boxing's hallowed

Iron chinned George Chuvalo
Was never among boxing's hallowed
Although never down

Iron chinned George Chuvalo
Was never among boxing's hallowed
Although never down
Against legend or clown

Iron chinned George Chuvalo
Was never among boxing's hallowed
Although never down
Against legend or clown
That's 'cause he never fought Gary Barlow.

That, BALTI, was brilliantly creative. Hats off to you.

A wonderful fighter named Burley

That, BALTI, was brilliantly creative
You are clearly not vegatative

That, BALTI, was brilliantly creative
You are clearly not vegatative
Blessed with grey matter

That, BALTI, was brilliantly creative
You are clearly not vegatative
Blessed with grey matter
And mad as a hatter

That, BALTI, was brilliantly creative
You are clearly not vegatative
Blessed with grey matter
And mad as a hatter
Like Alice, a Wonderland native

Fantastic.


A wonderful fighter named Burley
Liked magazines, most of them girlie

A wonderful fighter named Burley
Liked magazines, most of them girlie
His favourite pics

A wonderful fighter named Burley
Liked magazines, most of them girlie
His favourite pics
Were those which showed dicks

A wonderful fighter named Burley
Liked magazines, most of them girlie
His favourite pics
Were those which showed dicks
The way to go straight and not curly

Some learned their boxing in jail

Some learned their boxing in jail
Get on their wrong side and they'll

Some learned their boxing in jail
Get on their wrong side and they'll
Lay you down, kissing pillows

Some learned their boxing in jail
Get on their wrong side and they'll
Lay you down, kissing pillows
'til you weep, like the willow

Some learned their boxing in jail
Get on their wrong side and they'll
Lay you down, kissing pillows
You'll weep, like the willows

Some learned their boxing in jail
Get on their wrong side and they'll
Lay you down, kissing pillows
'til you weep, like the willow
And scream, and holler, and wail

Some learned their boxing in jail
Get on their wrong side and they'll
Lay you down, kissing pillows
'til you weep, like the willow
Your plans to sit down they'll derail

OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!

OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed

OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed
I could be unkind