Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...

There once was a boxer named Tyson,

by BALTIMORA Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:34 pm

OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed
I could be unkind
Just don't bare your behind

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:41 pm

OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed
I could be unkind
Just don't bare your behind
Or I'll show you how this thing connects

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:48 pm

The champion's wife, Mrs Fitz

by **Union Cane** Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:52 pm

OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed
I could be unkind
But I'm much more refined

by **Union Cane** Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:57 pm

Union Cane wrote:OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed
I could be unkind
But I'm much more refined

Oops, I was sat here refreshing page 7.

Terrible design flaw that, sort it out Windy!

by **Union Cane** Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:59 pm

The champion's wife, Mrs Fitz
Had a wonderful big pair of mitts

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:00 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:OK, so that's bum sex covered. Next!
Said Graham Norton, somewhat vexed
I could be unkind
But I'm much more refined

Oops, I was sat here refreshing page 7.

Terrible design flaw that, sort it out Windy!

On it as we speak, good Sir !

Actually, I haven't a clue about that stuff, but I just wanted to pretend for a second that I'm one of those geeky chappies who understands binary, hex and all that wonderful jargon. Real twenty first century man, me !

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:01 pm

The champion's wife, Mrs Fitz
Had a wonderful big pair of mitts
Unexpected response

by Imperial Ghosty Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:04 pm

Her husband was a ponce

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:04 pm

The champion's wife, Mrs Fitz
Had a wonderful big pair of mitts
Unexpected response
Her husband was a ponce
Good rhyme, and even better, it fits !

by **Union Cane** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:10 pm

D4's obsession with Manny

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:14 pm

D4's obsession with Manny
Is mischievous, sneaky and canny

by BALTIMORA Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:16 pm

D4's obsession with Manny
Is mischievous, sneaky and canny
to the point where the runt

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:18 pm

D4's obsession with Manny
Is mischievous, sneaky and canny
To the point where the runt
To be candid and blunt ( !!! )

by **Union Cane** Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:22 pm

D4's obsession with Manny
Is mischievous, sneaky and canny
To the point where the runt
To be candid and blunt
Makes himself look like a fanny

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:44 am

In a thread about Elle MacPherson

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:45 am

In a thread about Elle MacPherson
There really is no better person

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:47 am

In a thread about Elle MacPherson
There really is no better person
To arouse a man's passion

by BALTIMORA Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:49 am

In a thread about Elle MacPherson
There really is no better person
To arouse a man's passion
Than a lady of fashion

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:50 am

In a thread about Elle MacPherson
There really is no better person
To arouse a man's passion
Than a lady of fashion
And the state of my undies will worsen

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:30 am

The old versus modern debate

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:31 am

Is one we're beginning to hate

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:42 am

The old versus modern debate
Is one we're beginning to hate
It can bore one to tears

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:44 am

The old versus modern debate
Is one we're beginning to hate
It can bore one to tears
Its not over, one fears

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:44 am

The old versus modern debate
Is one we're beginning to hate
It can bore one to tears
Its not over, one fears
Azania's just arriving late

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:55 am

A rumour is spreading around here

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:57 am

A rumour is spreading around here
That B-Hop's on something queer

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:15 am

A rumour is spreading around here
That B-Hop's on something queer
His energy levels

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:18 am

A rumour is spreading around here
That B-Hop's on something queer
His energy levels
Exceed that of the Nevilles

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:21 am

A rumour is spreading around here
That B-Hop's on something queer
His energy levels
Exceed that of the Nevilles
And possibly, even Amir

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:22 am

There once was a prospect named Uzzy

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:24 am

There once was a prospect named Uzzy
Whose style was described as being ' buzzy '

by Jimmy Stuart Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:28 am

There once was a prospect named Uzzy
Whose style was described as being ' buzzy '
Who didn't have modern nutrition.

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:29 am

There once was a prospect named Uzzy
Whose style was described as being ' buzzy '
Who didn't have modern nutrition
He'd've (is that a word?) been better off fishin'

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:30 am

There once was a prospect named Uzzy
Whose style was described as being ' buzzy '
Who didn't have modern nutrition
He'd've (is that a word?) been better off fishin'
Or running around with a hussy

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:32 am

There once was a pedestrian in Bolton

by Jimmy Stuart Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:35 am

There once was a pedestrian in Bolton
Who was off to town with uncle Ron.

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:36 am

There once was a pedestrian in Bolton
Who was off to town with uncle Ron
Along came Amir

by Jimmy Stuart Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:40 am

There once was a pedestrian in Bolton
Who was off to town with uncle Ron
Along came Amir
Driving his Ford Frontier

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:42 am

There once was a pedestrian in Bolton
Who was off to town with uncle Ron
Along came Amir
Driving his Ford Frontier
The pedestrians knees became molten

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:49 am

While sitting at Madison Square Garden

by BALTIMORA Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:51 am

My nipples did sure start to harden

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:54 am

As Ali got decked

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:56 am

While sitting at Madison Square Garden
My nipples did sure start to harden
As Ali got decked
And his dreams were wrecked

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:05 am

While sitting at Madison Square Garden
My nipples did sure start to harden
As Ali got decked
And his dreams were wrecked
I did a small trump and said 'Pardon'

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:06 am

We all know the name Eric Crumble

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:09 am

We all know the name Eric Crumble
A man who enjoys a good rumble

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:11 am

We all know the name Eric Crumble
A man who enjoys a good rumble
But in the third round

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:14 am

We all know the name Eric Crumble
A man who enjoys a good rumble
But in the third round
He tends to go down

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:15 am

We all know the name Eric Crumble
A man who enjoys a good rumble
But in the third round
He tends to go down
Like George Foreman thumping a womble

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