Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:21 am

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...

There once was a boxer named Tyson,

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 29 Mar 2011, 5:17 pm

Big George, in Kingston, Jamaica

by John Bloody Wayne Tue 29 Mar 2011, 5:18 pm

Big George, in Kingston, Jamaica
Would take on the great Joe Frazier

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 29 Mar 2011, 5:20 pm

Big George, in Kingston, Jamaica
Would take on the great Joe Frazier
'Twas over in two

by Rowley Tue 29 Mar 2011, 5:28 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:Big George, in Kingston, Jamaica
Would take on the great Joe Frazier
'Twas over in two

When the face first brawler was through

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 29 Mar 2011, 5:33 pm

Big George, in Kingston, Jamaica
Would take on the great Joe Frazier
'Twas over in two
When the face first brawler was through
Though Azania called him a faker

by John Bloody Wayne Tue 29 Mar 2011, 7:49 pm

Ali said he looked a Gorilla

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 29 Mar 2011, 7:51 pm

Ali said he looked a Gorilla
In the eye on the way to his Villa

by BALTIMORA Tue 29 Mar 2011, 8:02 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:Ali said he looked a Gorilla
In the eye on the way to his Villa

But then Ali talks pap

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:10 am

Ali said he looked a Gorilla
In the eye on the way to his Villa
But then Ali talks pap
Does nothing but yap

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:37 am

Ali said he looked a Gorilla
In the eye on the way to his Villa
But then Ali talks pap
Does nothing but yap
As I think it was really Camilla

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:44 am

Of limericks we never will tire

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:45 am

Of limericks we never will tire
Whether good, mediocre or dire

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:47 am

Of limericks we never will tire
Whether good, mediocre or dire
The knowledge required

by Rodney Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:49 am

Of limericks we never will tire
Whether good, mediocre or dire
The knowledge required
makes me queasy and tired

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:50 am

Of limericks we never will tire
Whether good, mediocre or dire
The knowledge required
makes me queasy and tired
So does listening to Mull of Kintyre

by Rodney Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:51 am

I really should be doing some work

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:52 am

I really should be doing some work
But since it's my custom to shirk

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:53 am

I really should be doing some work
But since it's my custom to shirk
I log onto v2

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:57 am

Union Cane wrote:I really should be doing some work
But since it's my custom to shirk
I log onto v2

And see who's insulting who

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:59 am

I really should be doing some work
But since it's my custom to shirk
I log onto v2
And see who's insulting who
Who is idiot, buffoon or jerk

by Rodney Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:01 am

For lunch I'm having a bowl of soup.

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:03 am

Rodney wrote:For lunch I'm having a bowl of soup.

That vegetable one makes me poop

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:04 am

For lunch I'm having a bowl of soup.
That vegetable one makes me poop
Which is okay by me

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:06 am

HumanWindmill wrote:For lunch I'm having a bowl of soup.
That vegetable one makes me poop
Which is okay by me

Unless I need a pea

by Rodney Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:09 am

For lunch I'm having a bowl of soup.
That vegetable one makes me poop
Which is okay by me
unless i need a pea
It must be my age group

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:11 am

The problem with David Haye's plan

by Rodney Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:14 am

The problem with David Haye's plan
is he sounds like Amir Khan

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:17 am

The problem with David Haye's plan
is he sounds like Amir Khan
He probably shun't

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:21 am

Union Cane wrote:The problem with David Haye's plan
is he sounds like Amir Khan
He probably shun't

or he'll look like a fool

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:30 am

The problem with David Haye's plan
is he sounds like Amir Khan
He probably shun't
or he'll look like a fool
And we'll think he's come from Pakistan

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:33 am

Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:36 am

HumanWindmill wrote:Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered

And the boxing world was flabbergasted

by BALTIMORA Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:42 am

Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered
And the boxing world was flabbergasted
None more so that Cotto

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:49 am

Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered
And the boxing world was flabbergasted
None more so that Cotto
Who found himself blotto'd

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:49 am

Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered
And the boxing world was flabbergasted
None more so that Cotto
Who's face was battered more than the Bismarck (named after Otto)

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:50 am

HumanWindmill wrote:Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered
And the boxing world was flabbergasted
None more so that Cotto
Who found himself blotto'd

And wasn't that a disaster!

by BALTIMORA Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:50 am

Union Cane wrote:Margarito's hand wraps were once plastered
And the boxing world was flabbergasted
None more so that Cotto
Who's face was battered more than the Bismarck (named after Otto)

And he now hates the Mexican b**tard.

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:58 am

Whilst debating all things pugilistic

by BALTIMORA Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:59 am

Whilst debating all things pugilistic
what seems simple ain't so simplistic

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:00 am

Whilst debating all things pugilistic
what seems simple ain't so simplistic
The opinions of others

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:03 am

Union Cane wrote:Whilst debating all things pugilistic
what seems simple ain't so simplistic
The opinions of others

Cause nothing but bother

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:05 am

Whilst debating all things pugilistic
what seems simple ain't so simplistic
The opinions of others
Cause nothing but bother
And some are just antagonistic

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28 am

If Jean Pascal dies in the ring

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:29 am

If Jean Pascal dies in the ring
It will be such a terrible thing

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:32 am

If Jean Pascal dies in the ring
It will be such a terrible thing
He upset B-Hop

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:33 am

If Jean Pascal dies in the ring
It will be such a terrible thing
He upset B-Hop
Who got in a wee strop

by Guest Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:33 am

HumanWindmill wrote:If Jean Pascal dies in the ring
It will be such a terrible thing
He upset B-Hop
Who got in a wee strop

And could end up doing life in Sing-Sing

by BALTIMORA Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34 am

If Jean Pascal dies in the ring
It will be such a terrible thing
He upset B-Hop
Who got in a wee strop
He's evil, like Emperor Ming!!

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:35 am

Sat in McDonalds one day

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:37 am

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet

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