Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:21 am

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...

There once was a boxer named Tyson,

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:38 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Ordered a whopper

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:39 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Ordered a whopper
In McD's? That's improper!

by Rodney Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:40 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Ordered a whopper
In McD's? That's improper!
Three fifty thats what i had to pay

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:42 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Said "Bonjour mon ami"

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:50 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Said "Bonjour mon ami"
"A French naturalist and biologist who was a pre-Darwinian evolutionist, that's me"

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:54 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Said "Bonjour mon ami"
"A French naturalist and biologist who was a pre-Darwinian evolutionist, that's me"
But I'm thinking of writing a play

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:54 pm

Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Said "Bonjour mon ami"
"A French naturalist and biologist who was a pre-Darwinian evolutionist, that's me"
And then D4 came in and announced that de Monet was actually a fraud and that the theory had been disproven in BoxingIllustrated and that Manny Pacquiao's descendants actually are responsible for the development of the human being and that it'll be proven.

Some day.

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:55 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Said "Bonjour mon ami"
"A French naturalist and biologist who was a pre-Darwinian evolutionist, that's me"
And then D4 came in and announced that de Monet was actually a fraud and that the theory had been disproven in BoxingIllustrated and that Manny Pacquiao's descendants actually are responsible for the development of the human being and that it'll be proven.

Some day.

Just rolls of the tongue that one, Windy....and we're back to Wlad again!!!!

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:00 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:Sat in McDonalds one day
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Said "Bonjour mon ami"
"A French naturalist and biologist who was a pre-Darwinian evolutionist, that's me"
And then D4 came in and announced that de Monet was actually a fraud and that the theory had been disproven in BoxingIllustrated and that Manny Pacquiao's descendants actually are responsible for the development of the human being and that it'll be proven.

Some day.

Just rolls of the tongue that one, Windy....and we're back to Wlad again!!!!

So we are, mate :

Some things just roll off the tongue

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:03 pm

Some things just roll off the tongue
Some things stick, for example egg fu yung

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:04 pm

Some things just roll off the tongue
Some things stick, for example egg fu yung
There's beef in black bean sauce

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:05 pm

Some things just roll off the tongue
Some things stick, for example egg fu yung
There's beef in black bean sauce
Which lies 'twixt the two, of course

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:07 pm

Some things just roll off the tongue
Some things stick, for example egg fu yung
There's beef in black bean sauce
Which lies 'twixt the two, of course
But actually tastes like dung

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:08 pm

To those of an educated palette

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:10 pm

To those of an educated palette
And suitably over-stuffed wallet

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:11 pm

To those of an educated palette
And suitably over-stuffed wallet
The taste of fois-gras

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:13 pm

To those of an educated palette
And suitably over-stuffed wallet
The taste of fois-gras
Has a certain je ne sai pas

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:14 pm

To those of an educated palette
And suitably over-stuffed wallet
The taste of fois-gras
Has a certain je ne sai pas
Though some would prefer plain old salad

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:15 pm

The question is, ' Is Murray mint ? '

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:16 pm

The question is, ' Is Murray mint ? '
He is minted, he's nowhere near skint

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:17 pm

The question is, ' Is Murray mint ? '
He is minted, he's nowhere near skint
I believe he plays Polo

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:25 pm

The question is, ' Is Murray mint ? '
He is minted, he's nowhere near skint
I believe he plays Polo
Whilst dressed as Han Solo

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:26 pm

The question is, ' Is Murray mint ? '
He is minted, he's nowhere near skint
I believe he plays Polo
Whilst dressed as Han Solo
Painting pastels in wonderful tints

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:29 pm

When Larry Holmes fought Michael Spinks

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:31 pm

When Larry Holmes fought Michael Spinks
Big Pants Lar must have had 40 winks

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:37 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:To those of an educated palette
And suitably over-stuffed wallet
The taste of fois-gras
Has a certain je ne sai pas
Though some would prefer plain old salad

Mon Dieu, it's supposed to be "je ne sai quoi"......merde!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:38 pm

When Larry Holmes fought Michael Spinks
Big Pants Lar must have had 40 winks
At forty eight O

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:41 pm

When Larry Holmes fought Michael Spinks
Big Pants Lar must have had 40 winks
At forty eight O
Match the Rock? We thought so...

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:46 pm

When Larry Holmes fought Michael Spinks
Big Pants Lar must have had 40 winks
At forty eight O
Match the Rock? We thought so...
But I guess poor old Larry was jinxed

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:50 pm

The chicken dance done by Zab Judah

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:52 pm

The chicken dance done by Zab Judah
Would make a normal man shudder

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:52 pm

The chicken dance done by Zab Judah
Would make a normal man shudder
Was he up, was he down ?

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:54 pm

The chicken dance done by Zab Judah
Would make a normal man shudder
Was he up, was he down ?
Were his undies stained brown

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:54 pm

The chicken dance done by Zab Judah
Would make a normal man shudder
Was he up, was he down ?
Were his undies stained brown
The spectacle couldn't have been ruder

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:56 pm

The chicken dance done by Zab Judah
Would make a normal man shudder
Was he up, was he down ?
Were his undies stained brown
No control, like a boat with no rudder

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:56 pm

Behold ! Here comes Junior Witter

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:57 pm

Behold ! Here comes Junior Witter
He's bitter, is Witter the quitter

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:59 pm

Behold ! Here comes Junior Witter
He's bitter, is Witter the quitter
A question, oft asked

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:59 pm

Behold ! Here comes Junior Witter
He's bitter, is Witter the quitter
A question, oft asked
Is could he be tasked

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:00 pm

Behold ! Here comes Junior Witter
He's bitter, is Witter the quitter
A question, oft asked
Is could he be tasked
And does Wlad take it up

with a fitter ?

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:04 pm

Tyson Fury once hit his own chin

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:05 pm

Tyson Fury once hit his own chin
Which was really quite sporting of him

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:10 pm

Tyson Fury once hit his own chin
Which was really quite sporting of him
Laugh? I almost cried

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:12 pm

Tyson Fury once hit his own chin
Which was really quite sporting of him
Laugh? I almost cried
When someone implied

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:13 pm

Tyson Fury once hit his own chin
Which was really quite sporting of him
Laugh? I almost cried
When someone implied
That the skills of a champ were within

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:15 pm

Speed kills, so what then kills speed ?

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:16 pm

Speed kills, so what then kills speed ?
A punch to the guts, 'tis decreed

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:18 pm

Speed kills, so what then kills speed ?
A punch to the guts, 'tis decreed
'Twas proven by Fitz

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:19 pm

Speed kills, so what then kills speed ?
A punch to the guts, 'tis decreed
'Twas proven by Fitz
With a two fisted blitz

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:20 pm

Speed kills, so what then kills speed ?
A punch to the guts, 'tis decreed
'Twas proven by Fitz
With a two fisted blitz
And we're back onto Wlad. There's no need!

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