Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:21 am

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...

There once was a boxer named Tyson,

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:21 pm

Brilliant !

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:22 pm

So someone backed onto Wlad?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:30 pm

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:32 pm

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad
Its rumoured he plays

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:32 pm

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad
Its rumoured he plays
In very strange ways

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:33 pm

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad
Its rumoured he plays
In very strange ways
With the Pork sword of some other lad

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:41 pm

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:44 pm

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:46 pm

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:58 pm

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women
But that didn't stop him winnin'

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:59 pm

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women
But that didn't stop him winnin'
A lesson for Wlad The Impaler

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:00 pm

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women
But that didn't stop him winnin'
Cos he said, "It's good for what ails ya!"

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:04 pm

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:05 pm

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And he proceeded to hit me again

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:06 pm

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And proceeded to hit me again
He thought it was cool

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:07 pm

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And proceeded to hit me again
He thought it was cool
To beat up an old fool

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:08 pm

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And proceeded to hit me again
He thought it was cool
To beat up an old fool
Who's madder than the woman who played Lois Lane

by Rodney Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:12 pm

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker

by **88Chris05** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:15 pm

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker

by Rodney Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:16 pm

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:17 pm

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter
" I'd surely defeat ya "

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:19 pm

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter
" I'd surely defeat ya "
"The best? You're naught but a faker!"

by **88Chris05** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:19 pm

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter
" I'd surely defeat ya "
But Jeff rolled them all out like a baker

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:21 pm

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:23 pm

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
I'll have to make up the word blorange

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:23 pm

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:23 pm

Union Cane wrote:The shorts worn by Pacman are orange

And are the same shade as Nicole Kidman's m*nge (I'm assuming)

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:24 pm

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings
His socks though are purple

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:26 pm

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings
His socks though are purple
Like Luis Angel Firpo's

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:30 pm

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings
His socks though are purple
Like Luis Angel Firpo's
And I'm still going for Nicole's m*nge

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:53 pm

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:55 pm

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:57 pm

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:58 pm

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won

by **88Chris05** Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:59 pm

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won
But most against lager-filled louts

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:00 pm

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won
That's interesting - whereabouts ?

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:03 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won
That's interesting - whereabouts ?

New Albert Theater, Baltimore

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:03 pm

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:09 pm

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for
They used to stage fights

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:10 pm

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for
They used to stage fights
But then lost the rights

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:12 pm

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for
They used to stage fights
But then lost the rights
So they don't stage the fights any more

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:24 pm

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:31 pm

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:37 pm

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided
The opponent he chose

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:38 pm

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided
The opponent he chose
Jabbed him right on the nose

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:44 pm

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided
The opponent he chose
Jabbed him right on the nose
For fighting Butterbean he'll be forever derided

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:52 pm

Despite his ridiculous hooter

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:53 pm

Despite his ridiculous hooter
And the fact that he still rides a scooter

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:54 pm

Despite his ridiculous hooter
And the fact that he still rides a scooter
Mr Froch pulled a bird

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:55 pm

Despite his ridiculous hooter
And the fact that he still rides a scooter
Mr Froch pulled a bird
Though it might seem absurd

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