Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...


There once was a boxer named Tyson,

Michaels, Sean wrote:What a bunch of sarcastic sods
Or as we'd put it, comedy gods
Don't worry not long to your pension
and not afraid to mention
That you'll soon be sitting up their with the Gods

More buttlicking I'm afraid, brilliant stuff

Hats off fellas.

More buttlicking I'm afraid, brilliant stuff

Hats off fellas.

Are we doing Haiku's now?

A funny looking fighter named Froch
a day with his wife and a sore c**k

A funny looking fighter named Froch
a day with his wife and a sore c**k
From ringside she screeched

A funny looking fighter named Froch
a day with his wife and a sore c**k
She's a foul mouthed cow
And I'll tell you right now
I'd stuff her filthy gob with a sock

A funny looking fighter named Froch
a day with his wife and a sore c**k
From ringside she screeched
"Carl, me ******* rectum's been breeched!!!!"

A funny looking fighter named Froch
a day with his wife and a sore c**k
From ringside she screeched
"Carl, me ******* rectum's been breeched!!!!"
And now she's got an appointment with the doc.

A funny looking fighter named Froch
a day with his wife and a sore c**k
From ringside she screeched
"Carl, me ******* rectum's been breeched!!!!"
"And I thought that Froch rhymed with watch?"

Union Cane wrote:"And I thought that Froch rhymed with watch?"

Yep.

Nope, I refuse to believe that. Sounds far too American. Will always be Frock to this Brummie lad.

Perhaps when he becomes sucessful the football crowd will pronounce it "Froash"

I do still call him Frock, even though it's supposed to be Frotch. Sounds too forced otherwised, and I read it as that before I heard it.

DAVE667 wrote:Perhaps when he becomes sucessful the football crowd will pronounce it "Froash"

When he becomes successful?

There was a boxer named Dirrell

There was a boxer named Dirrell
Under the might of 'The Cobra' he fell.

There was a boxer named Dirrell
Under the might of 'The Cobra' he fell.
Against Abraham it got tough

There was a boxer named Dirrell
Under the might of 'The Cobra' he fell.
Against Abraham it got tough
he went down like an on old Brian Clough

There was a boxer named Dirrell
Under the might of 'The Cobra' he fell.
Against Abraham it got tough
he went down like an on old Brian Clough
Writhing around like a tortured squirrel?

An Irishman, name of Steve Collins

An Irishman, name of Steve Collins
Had a nasty allergy to pollen

An Irishman, name of Steve Collins
Had a nasty allergy to pollen
Eubank was fading

An Irishman, name of Steve Collins
Had a nasty allergy to pollen (not the best Coxy, will carry on regardless)
Beat Chris Eubank

Sorry union, missed the 'someone has posted' feature!

An Irishman, name of Steve Collins
Had a nasty allergy to pollen
Eubank was fading
And took no persuading

An Irishman, name of Steve Collins
Had a nasty allergy to pollen
Eubank was fading
And took no persuading
Collins hit him and his head was lolling

Oh dear.

Union Cane wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Perhaps when he becomes sucessful the football crowd will pronounce it "Froash"

When he becomes successful?

That's right Union, how many outside of boxing forums know who he is? Arguably done more that any current British World Champion and is STILL having to fly over to America to fight a man perhaps 10 years past his best cos he can't get a fight in England outside the Nottingham Arena....aye, he's a success alright!!!!!!!!!

Behave yourself lad!

A crazy man named Ibeabuchi

A crazy man named Ibeabuchi
Was known to be partial to nookie

A crazy man named Ibeabuchi
Was known to be partial to nookie
He's since lost the plot

A crazy man named Ibeabuchi
Was known to be partial to nookie
He's since lost the plot
Consent? She did not

A crazy man named Ibeabuchi
Was known to be partial to nookie
He's since lost the plot
Consent? She did not
All over, and still just a rookie.

I guess that young Ike had to do her

I guess that young Ike had to do her
Several other had already been through her (allegedly)

I guess that young Ike had to do her
Several other had already been through her (allegedly)
Ike's testosterone

I guess that young Ike had to do her
Several other had already been through her (allegedly)
Ike's testosterone
Had a mind of its own

I guess that young Ike had to do her
Several other had already been through her (allegedly)
Ike's testosterone
Had a mind of its own
Pumped up by the fight against Tua

Ol' John Conteh was a bit of a card

Ol' John Conteh was a bit of a card
Excellent boxer, and hard

Ol' John Conteh was a bit of a card
Excellent boxer, and hard
But the man loved to party

Ol' John Conteh was a bit of a card
Excellent boxer, and hard
But the man loved to party
All hail and hearty

Ol' John Conteh was a bit of a card
Excellent boxer, and hard
But the man loved to party
All hail and hearty
But still held in the highest regard

Once, from the town of Atlanta

Once, from the town of Atlanta
(Its a city, but enough of this banter)

Once, from the town of Atlanta
(Its a city, but enough of this banter)
You do have a point

Once, from the town of Atlanta
(Its a city, but enough of this banter)
You do have a point
Didn't mean to disjoint

Once, from the town of Atlanta
(Its a city, but enough of this banter)
You do have a point
Didn't mean to disjoint
Too late, but you know I'm no ranter

Once, from the town of Atlanta
(Its a city, but enough of this banter)
You do have a point
Didn't mean to disjoint
And so the thread goes on at a canter

For once, I got there before Chris

For once, I got there before Chris
You must be quite pleased about this

For once, I got there before Chris
You must be quite pleased about this
Yes, I'm pretty chuffed