Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:21 am

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...

There once was a boxer named Tyson,

by **88Chris05** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:25 am

For once, I got there before Chris
You must be quite pleased about this
Yes, I'm pretty chuffed
Well you can all get stuffed!

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:29 am

For once, I got there before Chris
You must be quite pleased about this
Yes, I'm pretty chuffed
As were the men from Stalag Luft

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:33 am

For once, I got there before Chris
You must be quite pleased about this
Yes, I'm pretty chuffed
Well you can all get stuffed!.
Sorry Chris I was refreshing page 16 and your post I did miss

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:34 am

While busy refreshing a page

by **88Chris05** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

While busy refreshing a page
Which usually takes an age

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

While busy refreshing a page
Which usually takes an age
Yes, it can take a while

by **88Chris05** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:37 am

While busy refreshing a page
Which usually takes an age
Yes, it can take a while
So count back from ten and smile

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:37 am

While busy refreshing a page
Which usually takes an age
Yes, it can take a while
Just to read a load more bile

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:38 am

Oops, apologies Chris!

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:39 am

While busy refreshing a page
Which usually takes an age
Yes, it can take a while
So count back from ten and smile
And be thankful for the minimum wage

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:41 am

The wages of sin tend to vary

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:42 am

The wages of sin tend to vary
Inbetween fights, Hatton gets lairy

by **88Chris05** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:44 am

The wages of sin tend to vary
Inbetween fights, Hatton gets lairy
The Guinness doesn't help

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:45 am

The wages of sin tend to vary
Inbetween fights, Hatton gets lairy
The Guinness doesn't help
And with a great yelp

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:47 am

The wages of sin tend to vary
Inbetween fights, Hatton gets lairy
The Guinness doesn't help
And with a great yelp
He claims Junior Witter's a fairy

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:47 am

The wages of sin tend to vary
Inbetween fights, Hatton gets lairy
The Guinness doesn't help
And with a great yelp
He tucked it between his legs to look like a Mary

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:50 am

This ' limericks ' thread is a winner

by Guest Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:51 am

This ' limericks ' thread is a winner
What's everyone having for dinner?

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:52 am

This ' limericks ' thread is a winner
What's everyone having for dinner?
No idea, Dave

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:56 am

This ' limericks ' thread is a winner
What's everyone having for dinner?
No idea, Dave
I'll rather be attending a rave

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:57 am

This ' limericks ' thread is a winner
What's everyone having for dinner?
No idea, Dave
I'll rather be attending a rave
Ich bin ein Berliner

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 11:59 am

' Berliner ' in German, means ' doughnut '

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:01 pm

Berliner ' in German, means ' doughnut
Union clearly doesn't know much

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:03 pm

Berliner ' in German, means ' doughnut '
Union clearly doesn't know much
'Twas a JFK quote

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:05 pm

Berliner ' in German, means ' doughnut '
Union clearly doesn't know much
'Twas a JFK quote
Fists you old goat

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:08 pm

Berliner ' in German, means ' doughnut '
Union clearly doesn't know much
'Twas a JFK quote
Fists you old goat
Not that we're saying you're slow, but.........

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:18 pm

Can we think of a word rhyming ' Patterson ? '

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:21 pm

Can we think of a word rhyming ' Patterson ? '
I should think so, why, what's the matter son?

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:22 pm

Can we think of a word rhyming ' Patterson ? '
I should think so, why, what's the matter son?
Thought you would, Union

by Jimmy Stuart Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:26 pm

Can we think of a word rhyming ' Patterson ? '
I should think so, why, what's the matter son?
Thought you would, Union
Whose half Canadian

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:29 pm

Can we think of a word rhyming ' Patterson ? '
I should think so, why, what's the matter son?
Thought you would, Union
Whose half Canadian
There's always someone who splatters 'em !

by **88Chris05** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:35 pm

A young man known as T. Fury

by coxy0001 Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:36 pm

A young man known as T. Fury
Keeps punching himself in his nosey

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:38 pm

A young man known as T. Fury
Keeps punching himself in his nosey
Ah ! coxy is here !

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:41 pm

A young man known as T. Fury
Keeps punching himself in his nosey
Ah ! coxy is here !
But his rhymes don't quite work

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:42 pm

A young man known as T. Fury
Keeps punching himself in his nosey
Ah ! coxy is here !
And provides another 'oh dear'

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:43 pm

A young man known as T. Fury
Keeps punching himself in his nosey
Ah ! coxy is here !
But his rhymes don't quite work
However, his metre is faultless

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:44 pm

Ernie Terrell was once heard to say

by Rowley Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:48 pm

Ernie Terrell was once heard to say
I am still going to call you Clay

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:48 pm

Ernie Terrell was once heard to say
I'm no acorn, Cassius Clay

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:49 pm

Ergh, I need to learn to remember to watch out for the 'posted in the meanwhile' feature! Once again, apologies.

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:50 pm

Ernie Terrell was once heard to say
I am still going to call you Clay
Muhammad, quite miffed

by Guest Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:52 pm

Ernie Terrell was once heard to say
I am still going to call you Clay
Muhammad, quite miffed
Ernie's nose, frequently biffed

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:54 pm

Ernie Terrell was once heard to say
I am still going to call you Clay
Muhammad, quite miffed
Ernie's nose, frequently biffed
And asked ' What's my name ? ' all the way

by Guest Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:56 pm

This thread shows no signs of abating

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:59 pm

This thread shows no signs of abating
Its a shame there's no 5 star rating

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 12:59 pm

This thread shows no signs of abating
Its a shame there's no 5 star rating
I'd give it five plus

by coxy0001 Mon 04 Apr 2011, 1:05 pm

This thread shows no signs of abating
Its a shame there's no 5 star rating
I'd give it five plus
Dave667 wants to buggger Truss

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 1:06 pm

This thread shows no signs of abating
Its a shame there's no 5 star rating
I'd give it five plus
Dave667 wants to buggger Truss
Why that, Sir, doesn't bear contemplating

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 1:07 pm

Iron Mike, for reasons unclear

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