"Delicious Judy admits crazy fan, but he fails to deliver"

I have come across this news on the front page of a tabloid, can't really remember the name.......

Does anybody know more about it??

They call 'im Legendiano Killez.

Last spotted with a huge bouquet of baby pink cabbage roses.
Apparently, that's how Rooney got away with it with Coleen after the Maturewomangate

noleisthebest wrote:They call 'im Legendiano Killez.

Last spotted with a huge bouquet of baby pink cabbage roses.
Apparently, that's how Rooney got away with it with Coleen after the Maturewomangate

Use hideous crone-hookers and a bunch of roses sorted it?

Tells us boatloads about both of them.

As Murray had triumphed, he saved me the rotten task of having to plant a champion winning seed.

legendkillar wrote:As Murray had triumphed, he saved me the rotten task of having to plant a champion winning seed.

To be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of your player, is something pretty remarkable anyway.....you know what, sometimes I feel I might be able to do the same, but with Maria Sharapova in my case

polished_man wrote:

legendkillar wrote:As Murray had triumphed, he saved me the rotten task of having to plant a champion winning seed.

To be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of your player, is something pretty remarkable anyway.....you know what, sometimes I feel I might be able to do the same, but with Maria Sharapova in my case

it's a gamble but I may do the same thing if Fed falls apart in final, with Amber Heard.

Josiah Maiestas wrote:

polished_man wrote:

legendkillar wrote:As Murray had triumphed, he saved me the rotten task of having to plant a champion winning seed.

To be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of your player, is something pretty remarkable anyway.....you know what, sometimes I feel I might be able to do the same, but with Maria Sharapova in my case

it's a gamble but I may do the same thing if Fed falls apart in final, with Amber Heard.

Unless you're a girl I understand your chances are slim.

A distracting thought if ever I had one.

:awwwhyyouhavetoremindme?:

Josiah Maiestas wrote: :awwwhyyouhavetoremindme?:

Hey, reduced chances but waaaaaaay bigger payoff.

#anewlow

lol

ahem - excuse me boys!

I just hope legend isn't considering anything rash

Well Lendl was missing TP so I know what he was up to

I have opened me Rioja 2006

legendkillar wrote:I have opened me Rioja 2006

Have insane desire to don strange wig and shout 'ooh you are awful......but I like you' a la Dick Emery - but perhaps you are too young?

time please wrote:

legendkillar wrote:I have opened me Rioja 2006

Have insane desire to don strange wig and shout 'ooh you are awful......but I like you' a la Dick Emery - but perhaps you are too young?

I remember Mr Emery....this thread calls for such a sketch.

It certainly does.........over to you PM?