Random Thought

So I was sitting at home last night tucking into a peanut butter sammich when all of a sudden a thought popped into my head:

"I wonder who's cried more in their promos - Ric Flair or Tommy Dreamer?"

Anyway, has anyone else had a random musing about wrestling recently?

Last week after doing the midnight Tango with the mrs i for no reason what so ever wondered how much Big Show pays for his shoes

Strangely enough at the same time I wondered if Hornswoggle got specially fitted adult shoes or just bought kids ones.

I always wondered how the guys take the low blows and the falling on the ropes with a leg either side.

I know they must wear cups of some sort and not hit the move properly but I know that if I accidentally get a knock anywhere near the region, I am in pain.

I always wondered what Mickie James would be like on top.

Wait a minute here, back a bit... You where doing the Midnight Tango with my mrs? You swine!

I thought he was doing it with you!

Sorry Gaff! I just have a mental image of that bubble butt and what it would look like doing....well, I think you can guess!

Ahahahahahaha cooonts the pair of you

What's the difference between a No-Holds Barred & a No Disqualification match?

I was thinking the other day what would be my top three finishing moves of all time; such a difficult question to answer.

In the end I went with -

Pepsi Plunge - CM Punk's finisher when he was with ROH, top rope pedrigree.
Sweet Chin Music - Just for some of the sick shots he got in now and again.
Stone Cold Stunner - Because I loved SCSA.

How about you guys?

Jackhammer
Tombstone
Sweet Chin Music

Random thought - Why do they say the pods in EC are made of unbreakable glass when its clearly perspex and people are thrown through them.

Top 3 moves -
Canadian Destroyer
Styles Clash
Stone Cold Stunner

Because it isn't perspex. It's just that the wrestlers are so superhuman strong that they can break an unbreakable glass!

of couse, silly me lol
Id also like to know exactly how heavy the steel steps are.
You see some guys having difficulty lifting them into the ring, but then when they are positioning them for a move they can lift them with ease.
Either the steps lose weight once they are in the ring, or its an optical illusion

According to Tazz's commentary over the years the steel steps weigh anywhere between 100lbs and 500lbs.

I think thats just Taz' lunch bag

what if Santino had won the royal rumble?

Do you think John Cena actually LIKES his merchandise?

I mean when they showed him the design for his latest t-shirt did he look at it and go "Yeah! Purple and yellow! And look at that! 'Never Give Up'. I love it!" or is it just a case of "Whatever man, just gimme my damn t-shirt money!"

How much of the sales does he get? If any?

And i can't imagine he does not like it, he would have some input wouldn't he?

He gets a percentage of the sales Miky, all WWE wrestlers get a cut from any merchandise bearing their name or likeness. But Cena's cut is probably bigger than most.

I genuinely don't know if he has any input on the design of his stuff, I mean Stone Cold was heavily involved in that side of things so you'd think Cena would have some kind of say in it.

To be honest though I think Cena's the kind of guy that if they told him to go out there in a lime green string vest he would because he's that much of a company man.

Yeah i agree, he is a massive company man.

Wow thinking about that then, he must be sitting on an absolute mint.

Films, Merchandise, WWE top guy....

Maybe one day...

Would Beth Phoenix crush me if she went on top?

If David Hart Smith falls in the woods.....









































.....will anybody care?

Is Taylor Wilde?

Kevin Nash, is he really as full of sh1t as he makes out?

Why do people only ever fall on the middle rope during matches with Rey Rey?

How slack must Hulks Mother be with him having all these brothers?

Is Teddy Long?

Why isn't Randy Orton called Bob?

His grandfather was Bob Orton.

His father was Bob Orton Junior.

So why the hell isn't he Bob Orton Junior Junior?

BKO! BKO! BKO!