606v2 Drinking Contest

Right,

I say we get people to sign up and pledge to be on the Chatbox one Saturday (TBA) and we all sit and watch Impact together.

You have to drink everytime...

Hogan says 'Brother'
RVD says 'Dude'
Mr Anderson says 'Asshole'
Everytime there is a run in
Everytime there is a face/ heel turn.
Everytime Dixie is seen with a phone in her hand
Every "this is awesome" chant

And for hardcore drinkers...

Down your pint everytime Flair blades.
You have to knock a pint back if "New York" / "Up North" (or any other term used to describe WWE) is use

Winner is the first to puke all over their laptop!

Who's in?

You could also have:
Everytime there is a face/ heel turn.
Everytime Dixie is seen with a phone in her hand
Every "this is awesome" chant

As fun as that sounds, I couldn't bring myself to watch TNA.

Added, Hobo.

John, we all struggle but it could be a good laugh!

Right, I'll be more positive. (that was my generic 606 response to a suggestion lol)

You have to knock a pint back if "New York" / "Up North" (or any other term used to describe WWE) is used.

I don't really drink Alcohol but i'll find something else, is that ok!? I will also have to watch impact on my computer so i'm not sure if it will work.

Holymiky wrote:I don't really drink Alcohol but i'll find something else, is that ok!? I will also have to watch impact on my computer so i'm not sure if it will work.

No. The whole point is to see how quickly you drink yourself sick!!

Oh, fine then.

You could shoot up heroine everytime Jeff comes on if you dont drink.

Does that help?

Everytime Gunner and Murphy pull a face like they are trying to squeeze one out
Everytime Robbie E fist pumps
Everyime Tazz says "Let the pigeons loose!"
Everyime Angle chases Double JJ into the back
Everytime Matt Hardy looks like a complete pillock
Everytime Immortal's music hits
Everytime Fortune's music hits

Down a shot for every person who accompanies a wrestler to ringside.

I'd be well up for this game but I think I would die of alcohol poisoning.

Be a good laugh though!

I'd be dead by the end of Hogan's first segment.

Ok lets look at how drunk we could possibly get, with a broad outlook at a typical impact show, based on the criteria thus far:

Impact Opens
Immortal's Music Hits *drink*

and Immortal makes their way down to the ring, Gunner and Murphy look constipated *drink*

Matt Hardy looks like a pillock *drink*

Hogan opens up on the mic "Anderson, brother *drink* you have no right to turn down Immortal, dude *drink* Brother, *drink* you really dont know...

Anderson's music hits

Anderson on the mic, Hogan, BROTHER *drink* you're an ASSHOLE! *drink* (Anderson then points to all Immortal Members assigning the asshole rank * 8 indiviual drinks*) Anderson demands his title shot, and demands it now

Matt Hardy looks like a pillock *drink*

RVDs music hits, and he makes his way down the aisle. RVD addresses Anderson saying his indeed an asshole *drink*. He turns to Hogan. "Dude *drink* the only person deserving of a shot is me"

Hogan takes up the mic again, Brothers *drink* the only way you are going to get a title is over Immortal's dead body! At this point his signals the attack on RVD & Anderson and the beatdown commences - camera pans to Dixie Carter in the crowd holding her phone *drink* looking anxious

Matt Hardy looks like a pillock *drink*

Fortune's Music hits *drink*
Fortune run down the aisle *drink* and join in on the brawl
Flair ends up covered in blood, after blading himself several times in the corner *drink*
The crowd react with a 'This awesome chant' *drink*
Angle's Music hits and he runs down to the ring, and makes a Bee line for Jeff Jarret, JJ heads out through the crowd to the back, with angle chasing *drink*

Ok, I dont know about you - but id be hammered by now - 10 minutes in.

If you dont drink then play it in the guise of stone cold and poor it all down your front

If you go drinking afterwards and get pulled over after crashing, just say your car skidded on the road and you were calling for help.

This is the TNA rule.

Im not into drinking in the house or alone and I'd need to be both to watch Wrestling, this section will be dead for days afterwards

A shot every time there is a ref bump

Swallow a sausage everytime one of the beautiful people acts sluttily

I wouldn't ride Angelina Love into battle

would you take her to Cleveland on your steamer though?

I'd just drive by her mate, wouldn't even check out the price

£1 at Poundstretcher I reckon.

If I had 5 dollars and a clothes peg...

I'd use Angelina Love in the 'fat friend' role to get to Velvet Sky.