Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012 - 13:21

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by eirebilly Tue 8 May 2012 - 16:32

He seemed really proud to call himself a gangsta, made me laugh Very Happy

by RubyGuby Tue 8 May 2012 - 16:33

Its a career mate, mustve been a professional gangsta, bet he had a trilby and a violin case thumbsup

by eirebilly Tue 8 May 2012 - 16:35

I mean 28 years of his 46 years in prison and he calls himself a gangsta? He was a gangsta in prison? Is there such a thing?

by **George Carlin** Tue 8 May 2012 - 17:39

My local police chief does a talk on heroin.

So you can't understand any of it.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 9 May 2012 - 10:16

To know a veil is to love a veil.

by RubyGuby Wed 9 May 2012 - 10:21

That police chief shouldn't be allowed to talk on heroin, that's setting a bad example and he should be carpeted for that - Call the Rug squad thumbsup

by Glas a du Wed 9 May 2012 - 13:59

I've heard that joke a pile of times.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 9 May 2012 - 22:56

Task Force Funny Bits

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 May 2012 - 8:14

Bravo Poo Zero.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2012 - 8:16

Operation Banana Skin

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 May 2012 - 8:32

The Thirty-Nine Steps Reunion Tour.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2012 - 8:55

A Grade Autumn

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 May 2012 - 9:35

Steptoe and Sonny Bill Williams.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2012 - 9:49

Sonny & Charlemagne

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 May 2012 - 10:24

And I will always love Uriah Heep... music

by eirebilly Thu 10 May 2012 - 14:47

Smelly feet annoy me.

by RubyGuby Thu 10 May 2012 - 15:22

Renee' & potato

by eirebilly Thu 10 May 2012 - 17:58

Just had mash with pigs in blankets Very Happy

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 May 2012 - 7:40

I just shared a pizza with a tapir.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 May 2012 - 1:34

She looked like a stunned possum.

by Glas a du Sat 12 May 2012 - 6:29

She eats wasps for breakfast

by **George Carlin** Sat 12 May 2012 - 6:58

Charlie Sheen was asked in an interview if he didn't want to live to see his children's first Twelve Steps...

by Glas a du Sat 12 May 2012 - 8:09

Oceans fifteen.

by eirebilly Sat 12 May 2012 - 8:24

Cats are such lovely creatures, especially at 5am on a Sturday morning...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 13 May 2012 - 11:00

https://youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M

It's nice to have your mum immortalised in song.

by eirebilly Mon 14 May 2012 - 8:34

by Glas a du Mon 14 May 2012 - 12:58

Who's mum?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 May 2012 - 13:16

Your mum. Although my mum was immortalised in 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and that other bloke, Brian Cant I think it was.

by Glas a du Mon 14 May 2012 - 15:27

Cant what?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 May 2012 - 15:28

Cantre'r Gwaelod.

by Glas a du Mon 14 May 2012 - 15:30

O dan y cor mae bronnau
llawer geneth dlos

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 May 2012 - 15:32

And on the seventh day he went to church and it was really, really boring.

by Glas a du Mon 14 May 2012 - 15:42

Not much of the Bible had happened by then though.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 May 2012 - 15:45

The reading was from Sali Mali.

by Glas a du Mon 14 May 2012 - 16:26

The Blue version?

by Feckless Rogue Mon 14 May 2012 - 16:34

The end is nigh. My religion is quite specific about what's going to happen. Soon the human race will be wiped out and the earth will be ruled by cocker spaniels. The reddish brown ones. Not the black and white ones.

by Glas a du Mon 14 May 2012 - 16:37

Don't be so melodramatic. Ulster winning the HC and the Ospreys the Rabo are not harbingers of doom.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 May 2012 - 7:44

Whenever I feel like things are getting too much for me, I just go out and punch a stranger.

by Glas a du Tue 15 May 2012 - 8:08

...and post a video of it on YouTube

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 May 2012 - 10:12

Never, Glas. I have morals.

by Glas a du Tue 15 May 2012 - 10:14

Have this spanner then, they've worn a bit loose.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 May 2012 - 10:20

I wouldn't want to run the risk, Glas. A punch is one thing, but a spanner could actually kill them. Those days are behind me.

by Glas a du Tue 15 May 2012 - 16:35

OK

by Glas a du Tue 15 May 2012 - 19:50

Are we human. Or are we Daschund music

by slartibartfast Tue 15 May 2012 - 20:23

... And the moral of the story is: don't use Demestos for anal bleaching.

by Glas a du Wed 16 May 2012 - 6:59

You saw the mole of Chris Huhne music

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 16 May 2012 - 7:45

And don't use a strimmer on your pubes.

by SubsBench Wed 16 May 2012 - 13:35

Petrol or electric?

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 16 May 2012 - 13:45

Mine are neither. Headscratch

by eirebilly Wed 16 May 2012 - 13:49

Ha, in Holland its now ok to call a policeman a 'mierenneuker' without punishment.

Mierenneuker = Ant fornicator

Laugh

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