Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by **George Carlin** Fri May 25, 2012 2:10 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Tim Vine, alive and well and posting on 606v2!

Made a point on another thread that all of my jokes on this thread are either Vine's or Carlin's.

by Gibson Fri May 25, 2012 4:45 pm

I need a fix 'cause I'm goin down...
Down to the bits that I left Uptown...

Happiness... is a warm gun.

Roll on Sunday!

by RubyGuby Fri May 25, 2012 4:51 pm

I need a fix 'cause I'm goin down...
Down to the bits that I left Uptown...

Happiness..now is a warm gun.
Trying to catch North on the run

Them feisty welsh
I do detest

But come Sunday
They'd better be 2nd best

If not Clint Gibson is comin after yers guinness

by Gibson Fri May 25, 2012 5:20 pm

I've got a pal and Ruby is his name
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Guby)

He don't love me but I love him just the same

(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Guby)

Back in 2010
He came to the RDS and took our Cup
But this time...
We aint gonna phhokitup.

Come what may,
Ruby Ruby Ruby Guby,
He and I will always be the same. Hug

Credu/Believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G187v1HEjqs

by eirebilly Fri May 25, 2012 6:46 pm

Jaysus Gibbo. Donald Fagen Shocked

by Cari Sat May 26, 2012 1:56 pm

Elton John went out for dinner and ordered a nice salad. The waiter asked him what sort of lettuce he wanted. "I'm a rocket man", he answered.

by Glas a du Sat May 26, 2012 4:09 pm

Lettuce be lovers...

by Feckless Rogue Sat May 26, 2012 4:27 pm

If you try it on with me I'll beet you up.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon May 28, 2012 8:24 am

Leave it out.

by **George Carlin** Mon May 28, 2012 3:27 pm

Cari wrote:Elton John went out for dinner and ordered a nice salad. The waiter asked him what sort of lettuce he wanted. "I'm a rocket man", he answered.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon May 28, 2012 8:32 pm

Get thee to a Flannery!

by Glas a du Mon May 28, 2012 8:40 pm

Jerry can.

by eirebilly Tue May 29, 2012 6:57 am

Wear a pink tutu, Jerry likes that Wink

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue May 29, 2012 7:39 am

'Curo dwylo' and 'chwifio dwylo', fair enough; but 'troi ein dwylo'? What use is that to a child?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu May 31, 2012 3:35 pm

I want to win the lottery,
I want to win the lot;
I want to win the lottery
And spend it all on cars and pot... music

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:04 am

I'd sponsor a pod of narwhal.

by Gibson Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:12 am

I'd feed a cod-piece with chips.

by Glas a du Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:23 am

I'd ply a jock strap with whiskey.

by Gibson Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:33 am

I'd put the cream on a Knickerbocker Glory and eat it.

by **George Carlin** Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:52 am

Does William Hurt?

by Glas a du Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:58 am

Will Stephen Fry?

by **George Carlin** Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:11 am

Do I see Ted Danson?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:30 am

Is that your Buddy Holly?

by Gibson Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:52 am

Does Sheryl Crow?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:05 am

I didn't know Danny Grewcock.

by Glas a du Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:18 am

Is Jerry Flanerry?

by Glas a du Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:32 am

Is Mungo Jerry?

by **George Carlin** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:54 am

Is Martin Short?

by Glas a du Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:32 am

Is the Cottage Inn a haven?

by Jennifer1984 Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:31 am

Cari wrote:Elton John went out for dinner and ordered a nice salad. The waiter asked him what sort of lettuce he wanted. "I'm a rocket man", he answered.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

by Jennifer1984 Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:32 am

I want to know why there's only one Monopolies Commission.

by Glas a du Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:38 am

It's worse than that, they've merged with the, erm, Mergers Commission.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:17 pm

Is Cilla Black?

Was Marvin Gaye?

by SubsBench Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:46 pm

Did Tina Turner?

by Glas a du Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:52 pm

Did Martin Bashir?

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:41 am

Does Dick Spring? (Perhaps with the aid of blue tablets at his age...)

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:25 am

I turned on a sixpence by flopping my man sausage out.

by Glas a du Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:57 am

Did it act as a sail or a rudder?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:58 am

It was more like a sexy periscope. Sexy to this particular sixpence, at any rate.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:42 am

Roger waters the plants with his pink floyd.

by **George Carlin** Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:20 pm

I've heard that Mr Bo Jangles.

by Glas a du Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:31 pm

Bo'll select her.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:53 pm

Is Simon Easterby?

by Glas a du Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:23 pm

Why is the Bayeux tappestry by there?

by Glas a du Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:54 pm

when Smokey sings, I hear violence... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:50 am

When I was at primary school, one of my best friends was a girl called Menna (we were both members of the Young Ornithologists Club, that's how cool we were). One day my mum asked me what I'd done at school and I told her that Menna and I had mated under the table.

by Glas a du Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:26 am

And once the pair have mated, they will stay together for life. The elaborate dance they perform is designed to cement this bond. Of course, as in other walks of life, you do get the odd slapper...

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:34 am

We made the news.

by Glas a du Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:11 am

I AM the News...

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:13 am

Flip Kumquat Knock - for all your conveyancing needs....

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