Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:39 am

What's a narcissist's favourite social networking site?

My-mine-it's-all-about-me-my-space

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:39 am

What's the NHS's favourite social networking site?

Nye-space

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:42 am

What's a stereotypical Jewish character in popular entertainment's favourite social networking site?

You-call-that-breakfast?-Oy-vey-space

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:43 am

What's a mathematician's favourite social networking site?

space

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:49 am

What's Stephen Fry's favourite social networking site?

Twitter

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:50 am

What's Ham's favourite social networking site?

On-rye-space.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:51 am

What's Rupert Murdoch's favourite social networking site?

Not-blydi-my-space.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:52 am

What's Mr Gray's favourite social networking site?

Tie-her-up-space.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:53 am

What's Victorian suitors favourite social networking site?

Vie-for-her-hand-space.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:54 am

What's Israel's favourite social networking site?

Zion-space.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:56 am

Have you had enough of "What's * favourite social networking site?" jokes?

Aye-space.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:05 am

I've just finished a watercolour of a man and his pet seabird at a filling station. I call it 'Philip with petrel'.

Sorry

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:13 am

Is it the Duke of Edinburgh?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:27 am

Yes, yes it is.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:45 pm

Right, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and play my part.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:59 pm

Listen to you blowing your own trumpet.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:32 pm

"Goodbye to Rome" by Harry V Duchy.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:56 am

This is to certify that.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:06 am

Towel Norse, sank tithe ewer Norse...

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:00 pm

With a banana I will astonish Penarth.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:45 am

Rolf Harris: when you laugh so hard you sh!t yourself.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:12 am

Beware the farting wobble board. Deadly weapon... it should be banned, imo.

by dogtooth Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:47 pm

i only popped in for a quick lurk. lurk wot im lurking at.

shocking, fellas. im shocked. youll be telling me gavs got a club next

by Gibson Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:51 pm

Glas a du wrote:What's Stephen Fry's favourite social networking site?

Twitter

Pretentiousdick.com?

I'm just guessing. Could be wrong.

by Glas a du Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:19 am

Anydickinastorm.com

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:15 am

selfsatisfaction.org.uk

by Gibson Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:22 am

My password doesntwork.cum

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:30 am

qiisshiteandiknowit.tv

by Glas a du Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:33 am

Can't beat a bit of Gigglebits on CBeebies.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:36 am

I'm more of a Hoobs man myself.

by Gibson Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:49 am

Ok Ok, is this a Welsh game? It makes absolutely no sense to me. Atall atall.

Hoob magnet. Moob magnet. Boob magnet.

I used love trashin, naked, of a Summers day, through wheat fields, with no worries.

And scurvy balls.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:53 am

It's not a game, Gibbo. This is deadly serious. The Welsh used to wave their Gigglebits and Hoobs to repel the invading English. It's what made Offa a dyke.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:43 am

Then "the Barba comes to town"... looking for his daughter's pair of scissors that were stolen and "seeking revenge of the most hideous koind" loike yer' Unnner - with them aforementioned scissors yer' Unner.

by Glas a du Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:26 am

Chipatti...?
ciabatta...?
chip butty!

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:20 am

Indians in Ammanford? Wales

Hey... you've short-changed me 5p... right, you're nicked sunshine!
I distinctly ordered the vegetable samosas and not the pork mince & crustacean mix samosas and my wife shall verify it.

I've booked your appointment at the Local Assizes (next to the Garden Center & Flower Markets... you'll find the entrance just behind the bouncy castle at the rear of the Day Care Center), 9:25am Monday... and don't forget to bring your 'license' ya slippery smart arse! Very Happy

by Glas a du Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:28 am

Chips, rice or half and half?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:11 am

Rice is nice - but chips harden my nips.

by Gibson Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:15 am

Finger-lickin chicken for my nips.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:24 am

With some mayonnaise for my vagina.

by Glas a du Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:26 am

Waiter! This mayonnaise is salty!

by Gibson Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:27 am

And grease. Lots of pole-greasing.
No offence to Poles mind.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:31 am

Lots of Polish too. And a Turkey.

by Gibson Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:38 am

Everybody has a Hungary Pole.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:43 am

My Hungary Pole has Finns.

by Glas a du Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:34 am

I'd Czech that out if I were you.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:31 am

Kenya USA bit of Chile... Togo?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:55 am

Gnats! Ah-aah! music

by Glas a du Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:07 am

midges in the night, exchanging glances... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:09 am

They Mite Be Giants.

by Glas a du Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:11 am

They Tick the boxes.

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