Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:38 am

Brown Girl in the Ringworm... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:07 pm

W@nk your lucky stars.

by Glas a du Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:34 pm

Toss away with abandon.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:47 pm

Knob the builder.

by Glas a du Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:35 pm

Can we Flip it? Yes we can!

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:45 pm

D!ck me with your rhythm stick,
D!ck me slowly, d!ck me quick,
D!ck me, d!ck me, D!CK ME! music

by Glas a du Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:54 pm

Tram dunk.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:43 pm

Pemulwuy carradhy

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:44 pm

Esio trot, esio trot,
Teg reggib reggib!

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:47 pm

Hordeum vulgare

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:53 pm

Om tat sat.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:57 pm

helicopter cat... did you see 'Orville' fly over the cows? How macabre...

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:58 pm

Fork it!

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:02 pm

Spoon off!

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:11 pm

Knife to see you, to see you knife.

by Glas a du Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:29 pm

Daylight cutlery.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:41 pm

Kiss me plate.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:49 pm

Make a whisk

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:51 pm

Wade Doily.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:54 pm

Sexy Colander

by Glas a du Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:58 pm

Veiled condiments.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:13 pm

Jeeves and Worcester sauce.

by Glas a du Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:06 pm

Salt n peppa pig

by Glas a du Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:19 pm

Roger Whittaker Rocks...err, well, um...folks.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:36 am

I was prawn under a wand'rin' starfish... music

by Glas a du Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:45 am

Lurching in the Urchin.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:39 am

Tales of Brave Octopussies... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:40 am

In the whitebait... music

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:47 am

Swordfish-labr music

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:31 am

take the weekend off....

by Glas a du Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:28 am

Or yank it off if it's a bit stiff.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:33 am

Shoulder feels slightly sore still

by Glas a du Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:46 am

It's all in the wrist.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:55 am

The oldest art in the world. Making flint edges with your good hand.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:39 am

Lying is the oldest art in the world. It's a scientific fact.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:50 am

Fruit picking comes fourth according to the CIA Handbook...

by Glas a du Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:52 pm

That's not an art, it's a skill.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:07 pm

Skill...Art...Hobby...Necessity.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:08 pm

Nice badge, btw. That's not rust.... it's copper, innit?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:21 am

Pfft. I don't need a badge, I've already got a Blue Peter one. I had some dirt on Sarah Greene, that badge bought my silence.

(But just between you and me, she was doing Peter Duncan up the whoopsie with a strap-on.)

by Gibson Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:31 am

How did you know that?!
Two words. Jenny Hanley. I cleaned windows on Hounslow High St and got her tee-shirt wet.

Got a cheque from the BBC as well.

15 of your English pounds please(a weeks wages). I was on Magpie. (Thought it was Playaway)

Eat shoite mofos.

Am I on the right thread? Is there an Allah?

by Glas a du Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:39 am

Yeah, he's a window cleaner in Ammanford. His mother was dislexic.

by LemonyVodka5 Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:47 pm

Do dyslexics see a CAPS LOCK as a C*CK SLAP?

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:00 am

The Olympic rings: three bald men and two with centre partings. What does this mean?

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:16 am

The Republic of Ireland's first Olympic gold medal was won by gymnast Fizzy O'Therapist, who charmed the crowd at the 1952 Helsinki games with her floor routine.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:59 pm

Let the Synchronised Swimming begin!

by Gibson Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:04 pm

Yer all mad. Mad I tell ya. Every single one of ye.

by Gibson Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:13 pm

Spoiler:

by eirebilly Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:51 am

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:07 am

The working title of 'Sisters are Doing it for Themselves' was 'Bean-flicking for All'.

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