Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

Adda ac Efa, sitting in a tree,
C-U-S-A-N-N-U...

Much manure may you be blessed with and that of rich quality and odour.

Oh Holy Odourness. We beseech you to come and give us one of your smelliest ones.

So we can be one as Ma'nure.

May streams of effluent course gently and willingly across your verdant vales...

Do farmers like rodents?

Gnaw.

Do rodents like farmers?

No, but they're at the back of a very long queue.

Last night I dreamt of a pig riding a camel, and I don't mean across the desert.

The pig must have been standing on a box, or was it a very short camel?

They were both in bed so it was hard to tell. The pig had one of those 17th-century curly wigs on.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:They were both in bed so it was hard to tell. The pig had one of those 17th-century curly wigs on.

Adam Jones?

No, this was a loosehead pig.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:No, this was a loosehead pig.

Ah so Duncan Jones!

Duncan Jones is a sheep, Stag. Everyone knows that.

The camel was Leo Cullen, for a fact. Long dehydrated face and a hump. Or was it a Backtrian? Or was it two Dromedaries pretending to be a Backtrain?

Think carefully before answering as it was in a bed and the pig did have a wig. A threesome was probably more the pig's thing anyway, if he was a loosehead.

Everyone nose what?

Loosehead = Stiff Neck

Maybe I'll have a clearer dream tonight. I tell you what though, I'm laying off those mushroom omelettes.

No, just lay off the egg part, keep the mushrooms and the 17th century curly wig wearer will be the right sex this time...and species.

Oh, they were definitely having the right sex - by which I mean the wrong sex.

I know but you might actually enjoy watching it if it had two humanbeings

...egg turns the girl into a pig was my suggestion

It was a strange dream. I'm sure the pig in the wig started off as some literary figure or other, but I can't remember who. The camel was a camel.

I saw this advert in a window that said:
“Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Analogue Only sticker on the underside.....................

Keep your analogues to yourself...

I just ordered a new pair of vagina monologues.

That's just great news. Ive been dying to use my advanced lip-reading classes for years.

They're second-hand, though. One lady owner.

For a finer vagina hire a recliner for your diner from China

I'm wearing my new watching briefs today. All the rage with pants fanciers.

Reminds me of the Two Ronnies joke - the one about a man who stole items from delegates at an international conference.

"He stole a pencil from a woman from Pensylvania, a bell from Belgian, port from a Portugese man. ... and a woman from Nicaragua ran from the room screaming."

peed morounciation

George Carlin wrote:Reminds me of the Two Ronnies joke - the one about a man who stole items from delegates at an international conference.

"He stole a pencil from a woman from Pensylvania, a bell from Belgian, port from a Portugese man. ... and a woman from Nicaragua ran from the room screaming."

...hmmm, don't get that. So he stole her rags off her?????..................................

Stephen Hawking asked;

"If you believe in fate or destiny, why do you look both ways before crossing the road?"

He then had a nice cup of tea with two sugars and ate an entire packet of custard cream biscuits, 32p from Sainsbury's.

Submachine wrote:Stephen Hawking asked;

"If you believe in fate or destiny, why do you look both ways before crossing the road?"

I'll tell you bloody well why, Stephen, if it bloody well annoys you so much!!!! Because the economy is now so bad, I have the chicken's job! ____ Okay?! Satisfied, Mr. Knowitall?!

We must keep talking.

Glas a du wrote:peed morounciation

Awesome how the automatic Naughty Work Sensor changed that.

Hances Dwynwen.

Crys T Rex.

Telegram Sam.... you're obsolete now man...

High guise.

I can't get this nut off

We need to torque.

I've downloaded this great game onto my phone, you have to catapult miniature Shakespeares at little Pam Ayreses. It's called Angry Bards.

At Police Stations?

Carpe Nocte

Jim Nocte?

No, Kim Croce

Hot Croce buns

Give me an inch and I'll take a slash.

We're back to p!ss mronounciation.

The quiet water's bi.