Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

Linebreaker wrote:What do you make of the 3 at the back for the 2nd half?

Only very dirty girls will get involved with that sort of thing, is my experience.

Yes they do like defensive footballers sometimes.

Are we talking football, football, football or football?

Football or football... not sure which one though.

Or "football"

I think you are right.

Spoon jar jar spoon a rutadutadutada!

Jam and spoon...mid 90's german dance/techno band?

Theresa May.

Ann Widdecombe never has.

Anne Widdecome was leaning on a lamppost massaging her foot and looking into her shoe

"What's wrong" I said

"There's a stone in my shoe"

"We'll there's 20 in the other and you're standing on that one"

Ann Widdecombe is sweetly pretty and I want to protect her.

She only has one week spot Jim, if only we had something we could put there?

She holds a candle for me. That's how she holds it.

That would be a Roman candle Luckless

She also does tricks with fruit.

Yeah, but can she do it with cans of fruit? Can she open them too?

Yes she CAN!

Is her name Suzi and can she can the can

I don't know but I've seen a home video where a woman from Cardigan does things with an apple and a can of pledge whilst speaking Welsh.

I hardly think that polishing apples is difficult, even while speaking Welsh!

Ooh Howard, gwna hwna eto...

I’ve been having trouble with hate mail. It’s the price of stamps.

I had a lovely dream last night where I mowed down the whole of the choir off the Halifax adverts.

I saw the nits on her clit as I walked past her window...

I saw the glimmering remnants of love on her thigh...

She was my mother...

Was it a full moon that night... or was it just after the waxing?

Luckless Pedestrian wrote: She was my mother...

as she deceived me I watched
and whanked myself dry...

She rolled her eyes at me...

...so I picked them up and handed them back to her.

forgive me Delilah, I've come early once more

once more, Once More, ONCE MORE...

We're lost in pubic,
Caught in a tw@t...

I loved your curly pubic cuticles.... in the City Park Public Cubicle..... of Desire...

"I have in my hand a piece of paper..."

50's toilet roll advert.

Go Softly.

Shoot me down, but I won't fall,
I am titanium...

Hang on a minute, love. If something's been shot down, then necessarily, it has fallen. That's what the 'down' bit means.

Try to shoot me down... but I won't get hi t

It doesn't really scan, does it?

No.

"Shoot me down and although technically I will have by definition fallen you won't have broken my spirit because its made of Titanium" any better?

They'd have to add a few bars to accommodate it, but it's got 'hit' written all over it. With an 's' at the start.

End surely?

You mean you've written the follow-up single already?

What's the B side?

"I won't miss you because I've never met you?"

Mingers in the Poopie...

what a lovely set of bowls you have.... you handle them with so much ease... you're such a breeeze

It's weird. Sometimes it just falls out so cleanly, other times you wipe and wipe and wipe...

Are you going to Scarborough Fair...

No, I'm not. And you can buy your own blydi herbs!

I've been getting pally with this woman who lives near me, we walk our dogs together. She thinks I fancy her, but in actual fact I want to cocker spaniel.

All you wanna do is ride around Sally...

Well she's a big girl, and if she will insist on standing in the middle of the road, it's either that or knock her down like a fat skittle.

The asphalt is always slightly more grey on the other side of the road...