Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by Glas a du Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:15 pm

No it was hers

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:20 pm

So Penny's book-computer thing was meant to symbolise a fanny, and Inspector Gadget was a tw@t. So it was a sort of Sapphic duelling banjos set-up.

I must admit all this went right over my head when I was younger.

by Glas a du Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:59 pm

Well, they couldn't make it too obvious...

by **Pal Joey** Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:11 pm

A bit like Bill & Ben... the Flowerpot Men.

When I was younger I thought that was all about how to care for indoor plants.

by Glas a du Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:50 am

King of the woad... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:02 pm

I want to have twins, a boy and a girl. I'd name them Wesley and Lesley.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:17 pm

Or Darren and Karen.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:02 pm

Or Lawrence and Florence.

by Glas a du Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:25 pm

There are one of each twins in my daughter's class called Aaron and Erin.

My wife was in school with identical twins called Aled and Alun. Even those who knew the difference between them mixed their names up!

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:40 pm

Speaking of cruelty to children, there's a girl in my nieces' school called Ellis. But it's pronounced 'Elise'. So the poor thing will have to correct people, whether on the phone or in person, for the rest of her life.

by Glas a du Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:46 pm

I used to work with an Eifion and work with a Hefin, you should hear some of the attampts at pronounciation, let alone spelling!

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:31 pm

Rhoda Colt

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:50 am

Knock, knock!

- Who's there?

Mary.

- Mary who?

Mary Christmas.

Tumbleweed

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by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:51 am

Ding dong merrily on Haile Gebrselassie... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:59 am

I'd rather ding dong on Halle Berry...

Monsters ball is a cracking film Whistle

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:05 am

It's beginning to look a lot like Kriss Akabusi... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:10 am

God rest ye Gerry mentalmen... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:11 am

Tua Bethel am rave... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:12 am

Welcome to my Christmas John Sentimou, Bishop of York... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:14 am

Mark! The herald full backs sing... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:15 am

Deck the halls with Holly Willowboobie... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:15 am

glory to old Regan King... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:17 am

peace on earth and mercy mild,
Howley and Jenkins reconciled... music

Yeah, as if, the Son of God couldn't sort those two out at the moment...

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:17 am

I drool at the sight of your holiest of garbs... may I unload some saliva upon your unbelievable vestment?.... but please wipe that cup before you hand it to me for it hath too muth holy thlobber on ith!.... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:19 am

What's happened in this bed Brother Breaker?

I had a dream Father, the angel of The Lord went down and my cup it overfloweth...

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:20 am

The Halle bears a Berry... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:26 am

No no, that's the milk I left out for Father Christmas, I spilt some of it on my trousers. Ask Rudolf why there's KY jelly on the carrot.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:27 am

There be-eth more DNA splattered throughout this blessed sanctuary than on all of my preaching collars combined... it is something we all must face at some point in our lives...

By the way, humble Ammanford shepherd...have you seen my stole?
I'm sure I left it near the bed post when we were 'talking' last night....

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:28 am

Judging my the hairiness of your palms, vicar, I'd say you've done too much playing of the merry organ.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:31 am

You should go see a Doctor about that boil on your groin, Vicar.

It looks kinda painful. Is that why you play the organ suspended from a hoist?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:33 am

Sorry, but that's not milk, and that's definitely not honey.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:44 am

I'm afraid the Bishop of Toul won't be able to join us this evening.

It seems he mistook some cleaner's solvent for ointment and he is now 'in conversation' with the almighty Himself... and we all feel for him at this time.

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:45 am

once in lawless Gotham city
Stood a flagpole bereft... music

Ooh satire!

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:48 am

O come, o come, Emmanuelle... music

I preferred 'Debbie Does Dallas'.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:52 am

to thy most holy feet I shall cling... like a shadow of that frightful thing... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:59 am

away in a manger
No crib for MTV to masturbate over... music

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:05 am

Once in Royal Haemorrhoid City... most of the Clergy had trouble sitting... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:07 am

Very God, Begorrah, to be sure, to be sure... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 am

O come lettuce adore salad vegetables... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:16 am

and when did you see the queers three? music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:18 pm

Rain is falling, all around me,
Children crying, having fights,
'Tis the season of drunken understanding,
Merry Christmas everyone... music

by Glas a du Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:39 pm

Ate David Bowie and Bing Crosby really singing "every child must be made to cry..."?

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:47 am

I don't have a problem with that.

by Glas a du Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:32 am

We three kings of Ospreylia are
Nandos shops we spy from afar
Champagne fountain, WAGs we're mounting
Who is the biggest star?

Oh, oh, Stats are wonderous, but we're not bright
We all thrive on UV light
Westlife fans but we're are not pansies
Guide us Tandy, you're all right. music

by Glas a du Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:38 am

On the First Noel, as Phill Davies will tell
Was born the Blues saviour, named Rhys Patchell
But the big ginger child is doomed to fail
He's being touted for Wales by the Western Mail music

by Glas a du Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:45 pm

Oh Holy shoite the Scarlets are declining
It's the night that the Ospreys hand out
A hiding to them, the lights are brightly shining
And the coaches are biting their nails
We have no pack "George North isn't fully fit"
"We will take positives from this performance"
Fall on his sword?
Alas! what are the chances?
Rejoice, rejoice, not likely,
He won't do it,
Rejoice, rejoice!
At least the Li-bert-ty's full... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:50 pm

Howell, Howell,
Howell, Howell,
Born is the dwarf of journalist hell... music

by Glas a du Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:27 pm

Is Andy handy? He's flexible and willing to travel so as a mudflap for a Ford Ka possibly? Otherwise I don't think so.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:30 pm

Andy Howell plays his part.

by Glas a du Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:31 pm

He was caught fiddling.

What, fraud?

Erm...not quite...

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