Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 19 Dec 2012, 3:52 pm

Step into Christmas... music

Only if you step out of it first, Elton.

by Glas a du Wed 19 Dec 2012, 3:54 pm

welcome to my Christmas song... music

Stop referencing the song your singing will you it gets on my nerves! Your Song is bad enough vomit

by ScarletSpiderman Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:07 am

5 mins till the end of the world!

by ScarletSpiderman Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:28 am

ScarletSpiderman wrote:5 mins till the end of the world!

Well that was a let down.

by Glas a du Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:36 am

Don't worry...

Worse things happen at sea.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:29 am

"We are as neare to Heaven by sea as by land."

Good one Humph... but your little ship Squirrel is leaking pretty badly mate!

by Glas a du Sun 23 Dec 2012, 5:07 am

One mans leak is another's novelty fountain.

by Glas a du Mon 24 Dec 2012, 3:13 pm

a whale in a manger... music

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:03 pm

... no squid for his bed... music

by Glas a du Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:13 pm

the carp in the bright sky looked down where he lay music

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:18 pm

the little lord Jesus.... fishin' out on the bay.... music

by RuggerBoy Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:50 am

A thought for Christmas: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. Random Factor, Like A Tractor... - Page 18 3754190863

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:44 am

Can you pass on the desserts... or just have one helping?

Best way to avoid being stressed.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 03 Jan 2013, 4:14 pm

Splish splash, I was taking a dump... music

by Glas a du Thu 03 Jan 2013, 5:17 pm

there was something in the air that night, it smelt like shoite, Ferrodo... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Jan 2013, 9:22 am

One good tern deserves an otter.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Jan 2013, 10:29 am

there was a narwhal in my bathtub.... when I went there last night. I didn't see it in the dark.... but boy I felt it's splash. music

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Jan 2013, 10:35 am

Was it horny?

Tumbleweed

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Jan 2013, 10:49 am

Spike me pink! Was it ever!

Slippery too with a keen eye for the soap. It had that algal glint in it's left eye.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Jan 2013, 10:56 am

Ah, Lisa 'Left Eye' Narwhal. Sadly missed.

by Glas a du Mon 07 Jan 2013, 10:57 am

Well, the bloke who had her eye out with a catapult didn't...

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Jan 2013, 11:03 am

Aye, 'e got a narwhal's eye 'e did.

Lisa's OK now with halibut. Hug

by Glas a du Mon 07 Jan 2013, 11:43 am

Halle's butt.

As seen in Monster's Ball.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Jan 2013, 3:00 pm

How can you keep shadows in a cabinet?

by Glas a du Mon 07 Jan 2013, 5:02 pm

come Landlord,
Come Tenant
Succumb now to the Lease surrender... music

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 10:07 am

in the Church of the poisoned... mince... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Jan 2013, 1:51 pm

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes... music

How's that for a party trick!

by Glas a du Sat 12 Jan 2013, 10:17 pm

Floods in Bangladesh...

by Gibson Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:13 pm

Two lips from Hamsterjam.

by Glas a du Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:14 pm

by Gibson Sun 13 Jan 2013, 1:53 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=aZcykZBZKJw&feature=endscreen

by **George Carlin** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 7:06 am

She stood on the bridge in the pale moolight,
Like a veritable goddess,
Except for the bogey on her upper lip,
And the hole in her Liberty bodice. music

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:54 am

Wills on fire,
Rolling down the road... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:01 am

Clegg the smeg who licked his kegs.

by Glas a du Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:03 am

"I faught Delores, but Delores won..."

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:10 am

The candy man can 'cos he mixes it with drugs and makes the world taste like colours... music

by Glas a du Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:52 am

Jeremy Irons has seen some jubblies on set.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:44 am

He should be an honorary lambassador

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00 pm

Happy as a pig in Split.

by Glas a du Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:03 pm

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Gibraltar...

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:20 pm

Bored out of my gourd...

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:38 pm

too balmy to sleep here... I can hear the sasquatch rustling in the trees outside flicking through their ipads.

by Glas a du Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:30 pm

Abominable liberty.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:31 pm

I tried rowing a boat using iPaddles. Electrocuted myself.

by Glas a du Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:17 am

Will you Frak off with your "squally" Frak showers!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:35 am

He's no ball carrier. In fact, I've never even seen him try to fetch one.... he's out-and-out just pure lazy!

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:07 am

Sure would like to have a little pad in Hawaii... music

by Glas a du Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:33 am

"Where the Albatross on plastic do choke..."

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:51 am

Vely good Flank, how about tlying it in B Frat?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:59 am

You call that a raft?

Now that's a raft!

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